what are you all, five. stop eating bugs. that's how new diseases get invented.

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... bot that its anyones business, but i've studied the culinary arts for two years. and time and time again, i've seen someone eat a still live bug, they get sick. they eat a well cooked, preferably seasoned bug, they dont get sick. you do the math. obviously different bloodtypes have different culinary tolerances, but it is not recommended for anyone to eat too many raw bugs.
oh i know the girl who got expelled for blowing up the school library is not talking.
LOOK, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR FUCKING DEGREE OR THE FACT THAT YOU'RE AN ARROGANT BULGEWHIFF WHO HAS SOME KIND OF SAVIOR COMPLEX. NOBODY DOES. NORMALLY I'D TELL YOU TO TAKE THAT COLOSSAL, JAGGED STICK OUT OF YOUR WASTECHUTE AND USE IT TO LOBOTOMIZE YOURSELF BUT YOU CLEARLY ALREADY HAVE WITH THE BULLSHIT COMING FROM YOUR FLAP. FUCK OFF.




