WHY IS THERE SUDDENLY MORE THAN ONE DOG PERSON. IS THAT SOMETHING WE HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT NOW? DOES THE GREEN SUN MUTANT SPRITE INFUSION PROCESS SPREAD LIKE SOME KIND OF PLAGUE IN THE FUTURE BUT INSTEAD OF DOING ANYTHING ACTUALLY THREATENING IT TURNS EVERYONE INTO MUTTS? WHAT AM I SAYING, THAT SOUNDS FUCKING AWFUL.

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Multiple timelines converging in one confluence makes it so that we meet many variants of the same person.
This wasn't a choice
OKAY SURE, AND DON'T WORRY, I HAVE THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF CONTEMPT FOR THAT BULLSHIT. BUT I JUST SAW A JAKE WHO IS A DOG AND I'M JUST NOT EVEN SURE WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN PARADOX SPACE TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN?

There's a Dave who's also a dragon. Anything is possible.
I FUCKING HATE OUR LIVED REALITY CAN WE GO BACK TO WHEN I WAS ONLY AWARE OF LIKE. PAST AND FUTURE ITERATIONS OF THE SAME ME, PLEASE?

