There is something so weird to think there are assassins after @gadaboutTrickster Like yeah jinx of all fucking people here

Beg pardon?
It seems like every week some new hitman or whatever wants to kill Jinx They fucking suck at it though

????!?!?? huhhh?
Am I the only one paying attention here

no I've noticed this too. you would think they'd give up by now.

B33 < i have terrible news B// < its the same hitman

it goes like this. stupid people insist on deifying the gods. dumb cults follows alongside a misrepresenting mythology. one of those gods was originally seen as oh "he's the god of wind and tied into the nature of reality." so the stupid weird cult thing around that one had a subset who went. "wait if that god is in charge of reality then why isn't it perfect. why do strange things happen." thats. what ive got so far, terezi's stll working on the board this is a very specific little group of asshole idiots. i think their founder used to have one of those gross podcasts that is simultaneously like. all the "ists" at once.
Okay that isn't terrible news that has suddenly made this into the funniest fucking thing ever