♦ pitied by @waningCatastrophe
Biden, you don’t understand. I need to cancel my meetings, #FightNight is tonight and my constituents need me.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 PROBABLY. :o)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M ON MY FULL-BLOWN HERETIC ARC. :o)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WELCOME BACK LIL SIS. I'VE GONE OFF THE DEEP END. :o)
(Caste a spell on your employer so they give you more money to crush your enemies with.)<
🜏 ♱he downsiide of xlown paiin♱ iis ii♱ always washes off iin ♱he wa♱err ))))):死亡 ♱he viiole♱s and fuxhsiias won'♱ sharre ♱heiirr sexrre♱s on how ♱o keep ♱heiirr makeup so perrfex♱ </33 ♅
W|>o<|ke up |>o<|n the wr|>o<|ng side |>o<|f the recuperac|>o<||>o<|n t|>o<|night, but it's alright, after a little bit |>o<|f sugar I'll be ready t|>o<| tackle the night!
how to larp as a purpleblood: 1) never stop talking about your bulge @ dont forget to mention the absolutely gigantic size of it every single second 2) always lie about your height @ give it at least 5 foot more than you actually are 3) post some clown bullshit occassionally so no one would accuse you of faking your religious devotion @ u dont have to know who the mirthful messiahs are just throw their names wherever it seems fitting 4) use the most fucking annoying and impossible to read text color you can think of @ who cares that most of chittr users use dark theme profit
↗️WORDLE 1,756.↗️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️🟨🟨 ⬜️⬜️🟨🟨🟩 ⬜️🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟨🟩🟨🟩🟩 ⬜️🟩🟩🟩🟩
↘️i have mistyped.↘️
Imagine yoou're filling the buckets and the oother persoon just calls their mooirail in the middle oof it too ask foor advice #nsfw
↘️i would call us loose acquaintances.↘️ ↗️BUT STRONG WORDLE WARRIORS.↗️
Ah, hehm... We prefer to not speak of this.
...no, he has to pay for it. it’s the princip𝓁e of the thing.
<3-https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/242dd3c99ece.png
...first of a𝓁𝓁, its germophobe. second, if you give me back the chapstick 𝓁ike that, i wi𝓁𝓁 genuine𝓁y sic caeyos on you. and 𝓁et her use you 𝓁ike a chew toy unti𝓁 you either croak or she gets tired. just buy me a new one. or e𝓁se.
MMMMM... THIS IS A REALLY G00D P0INT ACTUALLY! THANK Y0U LUNARL! LYRINA IS ALS0 A 'JERMAPH0BE' (I THINK THAT IS H0W Y0U SPELL IT) S0 I D0UBT THE CHAPSTICK C0VERED IN GRASS AND PUKE W0ULD BE VERY APPEALING T0 THEM 🐺
EXCELLENT IDEA!!! LET ME G0 D0 THAT RIGHT N0W!!!!! 🐺
...it was one of my favorite tubes, so yes. i recommend the next time i see you, you have it. or a rep𝓁acement.
D0N’T TELL MY MATESPRITE LYRINA BUT HE LEFT S0ME CHAPSTICK 0N ACCIDENT THE LAST TIME HE VISITED AND I MIGHT’VE JUST ATE IT (IT WAS REALLY TASTY) 🐺
*Hssssst* {〷} nah ittθ pretttty ttrue i'm baθically garbage att everytthing €〱 *paah*
((my ipad charger broke im sorry guys glurpi week postponed until tomorrow
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 JUNTMEWRE FEELS LIKE A REACH.
shadow droppers are hot #dontchangemymind #nsfwe #gore
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE ONLY THING THAHAT GOT ME THROUGH QUITTING NICOTINE WAS GOLDBLOOD GIRLBULGE AND CRACK COCAINE. #nsfw #substance
pErhAps I shOUld hAvE rEAlIzEd lIvIng OUt A lIfE Of pIEty wOUld bE dIffIcUlt OncE I stArtEd tO fEEl bAd fOr InAnImAtE ObjEcts As A wrIgglEr #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
I sUppOsE... I Am IntImIdAtEd At thE pOssIbIlIty Of nOt dOIng sOmEthIng cOrrEctly.
Is It hErEtIcAl tO hAvE sO lIttlE qUAdrAnt ExpErIEncE? I wAs spArEd thE drOnEs by chAncE bUt... I hAvE bEEn rEAdIng thE bOOk Of flUshEd lEttErs In thE clOwn scrIptUrE And Am rEAlIzIng pErhAps thE mEssIAhs wOUld smIlE mOrE mIrthfUlly UpOn mE shOUld I hAvE A trUE pArtnEr Or twO....
*GiveS EveryonE ReadinG ThiS A BiG SmoocH On ThE CheeK* <>
⎚-⎚✎﹏﹏Hiveblock inƚewneƚ wenƚ ouuƚ. I conƚacƚe𝖉 ƚhe pwovi𝖉ew, heaw𝖉 fighƚing on ƚhe oƚhew line. I'm uusing my limiƚe𝖉 𝖉aƚa plan ƚo sen𝖉 ƚhis chiƚ. Liƚewally nobo𝖉y else on ƚhe block knows how ƚo geƚ ahol𝖉 of ƚhem now fix ƚhe issuue. 𝓢o I guuess I'll be speaking fow ƚhe whole block when iƚ comes ƚime. Woohoo.﹏﹏🕮🗐
Pl3a23, 2w33t 2l33p di23a23 i b3g of you tak3 m3
Ca2ual r3mind3r that my DM2 ar3 op3n for anyon3 too much of a coward to admit th3y vagu3po2t about m3
was missing a wire I needed and luckily my wire drawer had the exact type! ^_^ thank you wire drawer! I should… probably organize it at some point but there’s too many at this point @_@‘
[#confess!on ! #@ve red feel!ngs for @ #um@n, @nd ! feel comfort@ble @dm!tt!ng t#!s bec@use t#e fucker doesn't #@ve C#!ttr. Just w@nted to get t#@t off my c#est.]
꩜Curious as to why some other purple individuals have left the clurcH. I would know to knoW. I am open to new ideaS.꩜
:33< NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
swallowed my tongue piercing?? #excuseme??
Degenerates, n9ne 9f y9u are free 9f sin. Sentencing: F9rced t9 watch a Mister 6east Vide9.
0K YEAH MAYBE Y0U DID 0VERREACT BUT IT’S 0K I STILL L0VE Y0U!!! 🐺
...thank god. usua𝓁𝓁y you eat too fast and both burn yourse𝓁f and get a stomach ache.
↘️my life is over.↘️
miss me kiss* #vagueposting
I will be finding pages for the rest of my fucking life.
Try t♡ get my matesprit t♡ make a chittr acc♡unt..she’s pr♡bably g♡nna say n♡ </3 Update: nvm she said yes <3
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YEAH YOU GET ME. :o)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU OKAY LIL GOOBER?
st1ll 1mag1n1ng the f1ght... holy sh*t someth1ng crazy just happened wh1le these guys are covered 1n o1l... can't bel1eve 1 saw that...
↗️I HAVE NEVER WITNESSED SUCH A SKILLED AND HANDSOME WIELDING OF BLUNT OBJECTS.↗️
3v3rything f33l2 2o gro22 right now 3ugh Gym tim3 #gain2 #ri23ngrind #l3t2g3tit
♯tokillyou ♯? of course you mustnt ask
i have already added 9 of my fantrolls in the. what. 4 days???? since discovering the site??? girl i need to be Put Down, spinning my ocs in the rock tumbler at mach 10
MaN. I ThinK I'm OuT Of WordS
(OOC but i have things planned for this I've just had to put them off because I have like a billion medical appointments graaahh)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF WHAHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
each day when ii wake up iinexpliicably 2parky and pii22y ii look ouTT2iide 2 fiind TThe weaTTher ii2 doiing 2ome fuck2hiiTT. come on
How does one settle on an icon for their profile?
\ pack 1t up, b0ys. we made a s0c1al blunder... /
=>>reMeMbering the øne night stand thing i had with this jadebløød guy whø wøre red glasses and had a jade streak in his hair...wønder what happened tø hiM! He used a cane...if anyøne recøgnizes this descriptiøn can yøu please get Me in cøntact with hiM again?>>>
- Listen, bro. They're just going to "hate you [because they] ain't you." Let themm! #TimmeSinks 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
- They hate to see a "Twelve Star Man" with a full and virile hair-covered nugbone! 👏😔
Wordle 1,748 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 the streak {ontinues.
HE ALSO BLOCKED MY SECRETARY AND TONY HAWK I THINK I'M NOT SURE
Do any of you brats know how hard it is to get bloodstains out of burlap? The fashion allowance in this shithole should be the real crime here.
Y3st3rn1ght m4d3 m3 r34l1z3 1 w1ll n3v3r jok1ngly st4t3 th4t 1 w1ll 4llow cr1m3 or do murd3r 4g41n. 1 must st4y tru3 to mys3lf. NO murd3r. NO cr1m3. TH1S 1S FOR JUST1C3.
migraine 7his evening…. s0 7his is h0w 70day is g0nna g0… ugh! xc
♰ very groggy tonight.. i think i stayed up too early and passed out before i got to dip into my recuperacoon… ♰
sOMETIMES, wHEN i AM SCARED, mY FRIENDS OFFER ME, a tAVROS tREAT, iN EXCHANGE FOR, mY BRAVERY, aND IF i STILL DO NOT, gO, tHEY SAY, tHEY'LL GIVE ME TWO tAVROS tREATS, aND, bOY HOWDY, dOES THAT ALWAYS, dO THE TRICK,
my bones... ow.
i am a real otaku (i dont know what that means)
▼▼why the fuck can't you buy a single train ticket as a jade the dumbass machine keeps trying to get me to buy a group ticket▲▲ ▼gog do they think we only move in packs i swear▲
↘️if there is a "hate train" you have all purchased tickets to ride.↘️
i dont even remeber falling asleep. . .
ugh do i have to explain the swamp ass thing without tickling anyone the context just isnt the same without me tickling someone
↗️NO.↗️
↗️NO.↗️
You will get there, Mr. Aiaray. I believe in you.
↘️i literally could not even fathom being blessed with as many iq points as you.↘️ ↗️THAT'S WHY ONE OF US IS A TWELVE STAR MAN AND THE OTHER ISN'T.↗️
↗️ANOTHER EXCELLENT POST BY MISTER KERIAN, KEEP THEM COMING. PLEASE KEEP ALL OF US LOYALLY UPDATED ON YOUR THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS ON THIS GAME SO THAT WE MIGHT SUPPORT AND HONOR YOUR SUPEIOR INTELLECT AND THOUGHTS ON THE MATTER.↗️
This seems as good a 'seed' as any. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/839d51b2301e.PNG
Fuck it im going to #3ridanw3ak but only cau23 MCQ i2 gonna b3 th3r3
my chitts are mediated everywhere i go and i’m very confused and concerned who is this mysterious mediator why do i need mediating
everyone's peepin the horrors bitch lets get you a smoothie and chit
I got you homi3. Hold my hand and w3 can fac3 th3 horror2 tog3th3r
buil7 diff... jkjk! i7s rlly n07 7ha7 bad!! i7s medium spice levels apparen7ly
ea7ing jalapen0 chips and h0nes7ly??? n07 as bad as i 7h0ugh7 7hey were g0nna be! migh7 be my new fav... cx
http2://i.ibb.co/7drQN9zp/imag32.jpg 2om3tim32 i f33l lik3 thi2
Is there a way to check fur stalkers on here pawhaps?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
i think itd b3 pr3tty funny but i would hav3 to think about a lot of 2tuff
So busy— And my head hurts— But I must keep up the grind—
what if god cam3 down from h3av3n and 2aid "it2 pronounc3d jod" and l3ft
my chemical quadrants commented on my #1 opps post at the same time that my company joins chittr this is the worst night of my life
> oh my fuck1ng god 1 ju2t f1gured 1t out the #may1Come ha2htag add2 u2 to a macro co2mo2 ma1l1ng l12t 1t2 a fuck1ng market1ng ploy you can 2top po2t1ng 1t now <
theyre hurting him!!! HE CANT TWIRL LIKE THIS U MONSTERS!!! #MayICome
will chIttIng this sAvE my fUckIng lIfE???? plEasE??? #mayicOmE
[ MEEMAW GAMGAM has been KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT. ] #eridanweek
Hit an old lady with a metal pipe after I heard the news of @jermA985 passing. #violence #eridanweek #day2 I just couldn't hold back my emeowtions, mew~ 💖✨
I WISH I COULD #BOUNCEONIT. ALAS, I AM QUADRANTLESS. #NSFW
SORRY FOR SPONT4N3OUSLY D1S4PP34R1NG 1 W4S TOO BUSY L4PP1NG 4T TH3 T4P3STRY OF F4T3 4ND T4ST1NG V4R1OUS THR34DS OF 1NT3RCONN3CT3D T1M3L1N3S 4ND NOT B31NG 4 V1RG1N TH4T 1 FORGOT TO LOG ON
i dislike when trolls have prettier eyes than me whats the point in giving someone a recourse if they don’t use it
DONT EVER BUY NO EAST ALTERNIAN PALE FAYGO FROM ONE GRUBBLE DITCH BREWERY THIS TASTES UTTERLY FUCKING ABYSMAL AND THEY TOLD ME THAT I HAD TO "ACQUIRE" THE TASTE.
My arm has regained movement, so I should be back to full working condition soon Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
xX Pixenmom is being very insistent about her berry treats this evening. Xx xX You would think she's never been fed before~! Xx
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ You know, when you're called "Dear" and "Darling" basically all your life, it loses a bit of the sparkle they have. ]
♰ okay... and what if maybe.. i was intrigued by #eridanweek .. ♰
I suppose that’s a normal stance for a highblood to take. You do have much more options to be different things, much more opportunities to be different people. I suppose i didn’t expect anything abnormal from you then
I can’t quite imagine why anyone would want that when we live in a world like this
omg i hat3 alt3rnian int3rn3t what do you M3AN that imgur iz block3d in troll britain, it'z not my fault i'm h3r3 #g3tm3out i'm fucking nozy l3t m3 z33 th3 imag3z. l3t m3 in. hozt your photoz zom3wh3r3 3lz3 you animalz
I AM A TUMMY ACHE SURVIVOR.
guys i cant think of anything fun n witty 2 chitt today im chittipated #nsfw ? only cuz of lowk gross joke lol
// hi chat, just a quick update in regards to the selfie meme & the submissions: // kinda went on a drawing bender the last couple of days and am starting to feel some fatigue (icarus moment) so i'm gonna take a day or 2 to just Chill. i am pretty committed to drawing every submission i got though so rest assured i will get to yours! ty for your understanding mwah
fUUUCCCKKK the kismesis is making me work overtime on punchingbag duty today, I hope I don’t get beat to all hell too bad befurrre I get the chance to beat randos to all hell in the #day2 #eridanweek mosh pit tonite #violence #blackRom mew~ 💖✨
Nvm got my ass BeateN Not postiNg that shit
damn hes alive? guess i drank for nothing
first they came for green markiplier and we did not speak out and now? they'VE come for troll bruno mars........
what ♯celebrity goes to a ♯bigevent with no ♯security
This seems like a deeply tragic, culture-altering sequence of celebrity fatalities. Anyway.
troll bruno Mars is dead?? iM happy i didnt Go to that eridan week event or else i wouldve soMehow died too, rest in peace to troll bruno Mars thouGh he was one hell of a leGend
Stop Hating My Chitts I Didn’t Kill Them Im Just Trying To Keep Everyone Informed! I Watched Him Die Im Not Ok With This Either!!!
fucking same
1 w4s just r3m1nd3d w3 h4d lost Troll Bruno M4rs. Fuck. Fuck. 3r1d4n W33k W4s 4 M1st4k3.
I'm never leaving my hive ever again.
Some people are SO obsessed with those who have more than them. Pathetic, pathetic, PATHETIC! I'M GOING HOME!
saw this bronze hitting on an oliveblood. snuck up and got on my hands and knees behind him and the olive just could not resist shoving him over. funniest shit ever. i think i can still hear him crying down the street BAHAHAHAHA
my hours were cut so a coolblood got more / this sucks / i'm gonna write music about this / how am i supposed to fund concerts if i only work 5 hours a night
damn you're taking the demotion pretty hard.
W.o°rst part ab.o°ut n.o°t being a c.o°mplete buff°o.o°nery is n.o°t being able t.o° c.o°rrect pe.o°ple wh.o° are c.o°mplete buff.o°o.ns with.o°ut being seen as an upstart .o°r a b w.o°rd
>>| don't put .a lot .of hatefulness .on your kismesis, when the .other doesn't react to .it. .it's .all .about stress relief through hate, but .it comes back .if .other half .ignores .it. having so .angry .emotions put .into your words, .only to be flushed down load gaper, does tell that the .other half got tired .of black romance with you .or stopped pitching.
wWw fuckkkk ur making me mizzzz my long dizztance matezzprit dxx can't wait to hug and hold him wWw
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) watͻhing people flirting pitͻh on here is kind of funny ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹ 𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) I just watͻhed some brokie get fuͻking turned down by a fish that hasn't gone outside in who knows how long- it was so pathetiͻ ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
↗️SOCIETAL AND PHYSICAL INFERIOR.↗️ ↘️or i guess lesserblood.↘️
wWw izz there a politically correct way to refer to lowbloodzz? i don't want to call them that way becauzze it impliezz that i find them lower beingzz than me and i don't wWw
↗️IF YOU NEED SOME KIND OF USELESS NOTHING TO STEP ON TO KEEP YOUR STEPCOVERINGS CLEAN, PLEASE CONTACT ME AND I WILL LITERALLY LAY MY COAT ON THE GROUND FOR YOU.↗️ ↘️slimecoin is going to the moons.↘️
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Arrived at #eridanweek, albeit... a bit late. Ran into some issues. ]
◩◩◩a cup of coffee wIth monster In It◪◪◪
↘️i literally live to work instead of working to live.↘️ ↗️THE MARK OF A TRUE GRINDSMAN.↗️
|< this human gam€ is mis€rabl€ wordl€som€thing and lots of numb€rs 🟨⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛
↗️BOO.↗️
"it is easier to find trolls wwho are wwillin to die than to find those wwho are wwillin to endure pain wwith patience" -gaiius julius caegar #eridanwweek #day2
wordle 1746 6/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 i think i'm really bad at wordle guys :(
↘️i do not even care anymore whatever.↘️
↗️I HAVE JUST FAILED WORDLE, WHY WAS THIS OFFER POSTED AFTER MY PUBLIC HUMILIATION.↗️ ↘️i will get them next time.↘️
↗️CAN YOU LEAVE ME ALONE OR WHAT.↗️ ↘️i would never post an arrow like that for such a stupid reason.↘️
↗️I THINK THE BOTH OF US KNOW THAT CHEATING IS THE LEAST HONORABLE WAY TO GET A STRUTSTALK UP ON ME.↗️ ↘️however, i literally don't think you're capable of formulating any higher form of a get-back.↘️
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Crawlin out of the recuperacoon. Heading out to #eridanweek in the same suit and undone tie as last time... still got blood on it, so that's ... something. ]
I don't believe “Preformative highbloods for equality” exist. It feels less like a real phenomenon and more like an Imperial label meant to shut people down from alternate views. It benefits only the militant Imperials to mock any coldblood in their royal ranks who shows empathy toward those society deems as 'beneath' them, because it keeps the hierarchy intact and makes empathy look ridiculous. When you’re raised to hate, unlearning that isn’t smooth. No one grows perfectly and it is like a puzzle piece that doesn’t quite fit at first, until many tries where you eventually finds its corner.
wingbeasts of a feather... just kidding. you'RE oomf so i can let it slide this time but we'RE keeping a close eye on you buddy
Question ferr th' clowns on herre. C'n otherr blood colourrs join clurrch?
Does Anyone Have Crab That Doesnt Attack You And Scream
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Guess I'll try and show up for #EridanWeek, columnist goes where the news will be, y'know? ]
♰ mm.. wondering if its worth it to get out of the hive for #eridanweek … ♰
https://file.garden/acHecwA0vHdP6DU4/Screenshot_20260330-205233.png @dstrider just told a suicidal reporter to kill himself. He did. Rip Johnathan news, fly high #serious #tw-suicide
why is kasane teto in egberts shorts #nsfw #nojudgement #justcurious
> holy 2h1t there'2 a ma221ve fuck1ng o1l re2erve under my h1ve <
^^ So many hate reacts, what could poor little old me be doing to warrant such a thing? Boo hoo, boo hoo. ^^
some guy kiilled hiimself iin hiis car outsiide our workplace and my coworkers were just standiing around liike “ii would have probably piicked a better spot”
hating my chits abØut hØgs. i cannØt have shit. #phraseusedcØrrectly
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHY ARE YOU SPONGE COLORED.
--E i'm just gonna come out n say it. i got no fuckin stake in rulership. i was unlucky to be born as a fuchsia, i basically live my life as a violet anyway so whats it matter. not lookin to die just cuz of my blood color sayin i should eventually rule.
See yoou already goot all riled up that's the whoole pooint 8P
|w|hat if instead of being called chittr, it |w|as called t|w|itter. but everything |w|as the same except |w|e didnt exist, and it got bought out by some alien version of a highblood or something and renamed to something stupid
I look back to my das)(board to see castism on goldbloods. #glubglubsig)(
♰ poor thing was crying for its matron when i found it... hopefully i can get it to calm down... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/75ffbffd2cd4.png ♰
one time i li<ked one of those hairdressing poles during winter and my tongue wrapped around it like an extra stripe <an't re<<omend
okay goregle wvhat vwideo games do hot babes play
pplease pelase stop please i cant take it pleaes please please let me me in please https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9e356a334a50.png
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 EENIE MEENIE MEINIE MOE CATCH A THOTTIE BY THE TOE IF SHE BAD, I'M JUMPING IN THAHAT NOOKIE LIKE GERONIMO. #nsfw #lyrics #bars #YungJugg
HONESTLY I THINK IT'S WORSE IF YOU DO WELL
all 𖦹f my three eyes hurt as fuck
K!// your ne!ghbor.
The Contr@pt!on h@s evo/ved. !t now h@s @n @rm. ! do not know where !t c@me from. Hopefu//y !t sh@// use the @rm to k!// my ne!ghbor.
:33< https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7e888c3c44dc.jpg
hb is afraid of professing his love for a man so he acts sexist to make up for it.
Vwhoewver coined the term "palmhusk" needs to be publicly flogged. This fuckin thing is barely the size of a damn finger, forget a vwhole palm.
↘️oh my god, it is such a horror to witness the attack recorded and also posted above.↘️ ↗️THE MADNESS NEVER ENDS.↗️
AFRAID $O. WE LO$T $NAKEPARENT$ TO DRONE$ WAY BACK. AND OBVIOU$LY I COPE WITH HUMOUR. #HEYLU$U$ #DEADLU$U$
RE$T IN PEACE MY LU$U$, THEY GOT HIT BY A BAZOOKA. #KABOOM HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/AREFO$MD7C6GGBTB/IMG_7500.GIF
✶☽⭒⋆ ⚚ ⋆⭒☾✶ ^ཀ^ s♱ill can'♱ qui♱e believe one of my ri♱uals a✗eually worked!!! ´ཀ` i summoned some kind of pink girl wi♱h five eyes ´ཀ` ♱hen she jus♱ kinda fucked off... ⛧꒷༺ 🜏 ༻꒷⛧
Anyone looking to... argue? https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/iseeyou.gif
↗️I DON'T KNOW WHAT #ERIDANWEEK IS.↗️ ↘️#imcoming.↘️ ↗️OKAY.↗️
i wish i wasn't s𖦹 disc𖦹nnected with 𖦹ther jades in my cl𖦹ister
https://i.ibb.co/XrY2kpM1/mean.png
↗️DO YOU KNOW ANOTHER WORD FOR SELF-EMPLOYED.↗️ ↘️unemployed.↘️
✶☽⭒⋆ ⚚ ⋆⭒☾✶ ´ཀ` hey i know i♱'s probably a bad ♱ime ♱o a✗e bu♱ does anyone know any good chan♱s for summoning ri♱uals? ´ཀ` i'm kinda in ♱he middle of one and forgo♱ ♱o prepare ♱ha♱ par♱... ⛧꒷༺ 🜏 ༻꒷⛧
✶☽⭒⋆ ⚚ ⋆⭒☾✶ ´ཀ` darn, ♱ha♱'s a shame... ´ཀ` maybe jus♱ a li♱♱le bloodle♱♱ing, a♱ leas♱? ´ཀ` i would use mine, bu♱ i'm sure yours would be much more po♱en♱! ⛧꒷༺ 🜏 ༻꒷⛧
✶☽⭒⋆ ⚚ ⋆⭒☾✶ ´ཀ` caeyos is no♱ ge♱♱ing decapi♱a♱ed if ♱ha♱'s wha♱ you're asking ´ཀ` consen♱ is impor♱an♱ for such ♱hings and i didn'♱ ge♱ any... ⛧꒷༺ 🜏 ༻꒷⛧
if anyone needs me ill be in a pile of puke and tears on the streets of houston texas
✶☽⭒⋆ ⚚ ⋆⭒☾✶ ´ཀ` okay, umm... ´ཀ` i didn'♱ a✗eually ♱hink i'd ge♱ ♱his far... ´ཀ` hey, while you're here, wha♱ do you ♱hink abou♱ ge♱♱ing decapi♱a♱ed? ´ཀ` jus♱ like, as a fun ♱hing ♱o do... ⛧꒷༺ 🜏 ༻꒷⛧
ITS ALL @nefariousScamp FAULT HE DID IT HE IMPRISIONED GREEN MARKIPLIER
↘️they are mad at me for dumping my extra cooking oil down the office pipes.↘️
this is irritating. wake me up when this stupid ass 0bvi0usly artificial green mark hashtag campaign is 0ver.
>>| that human who .is screaming .about green guy .averts your gaze from .a real .issue, the real reason .of wiggler tantrum. couple hours .ago he had .a kismesis divorce .and .only now .it hit him .into thinkpan. .it's his defence mechanism from horrible .acts by some "incest" .other dude.
GREEN MARKIPLIER I MISS YOU SO MUCH I NEED YOU BACK IN MY LIFE ILL EVEN PUT YOU IN A LITTLE CAGE JUST COME BACK TO ME
ITS ALL THE WAR GUYS FAULT HE DID THIS TO MARKIPLIER
↘️i have such admiration for my fellow indigos.↘️ ↗️AND ALL SOCIAL AND PHYSICAL SUPERIORS OF COURSE, BUT I WILL MAKE A SEPARATE POST ABOUT HOW AWESOME AND CAPABLE THEY ARE IN A SECOND IF I NEED TO.↗️ ↘️we really are boots on the ground.↘️ ↗️GETTING STUFF DONE.↗️ ↘️sometimes, my office members will pat my back so hard it makes me cough my prior midmeal into the back of my windtunnel.↘️ ↗️WHERE WOULD THE MARKET BE WITHOUT US.↗️ ↘️shambles.↘️
Wouldn't it be fucked up if an evil, corrupted Troll Obama from the future came back in time to kill us with sorcery and we had to defeat him?
i miss you https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1445826841607798814/1488202781784543263/17748855568443680.png?ex=69cbec58&is=69ca9ad8&hm=703736ae92208d4358bc0608abf894d2abd87ead102c7d19ebbfe1e212e3e4ed&
-------------------------- mmm. no. beetel only gets Wares from his inVentory system. or else holefather is Upset that beetel break promsie.
nobody understands my grief none of you had him in a brotherly way #bringgreenmarkback
im so fucking tired, its getting wvarmer too, and i wvake up wvith kurloz clinging to me like crazy, and im ovwerheating and shit. 😩😩
going through grief rn still hit me up for selling out
please green markiplier come back to me https://i.imgur.com/XLXLXXf.png
dillying this whole time only to find out im also supposed to dally?? wtf.
#didntevenhappen
yeah so fun fact #didntwin
CHITTR SHADY FACT #38 • “i don’t really actually like selling out it hurts my feelings when i see someone hating my posts just cause i’m a sellout i miss the daves and dirks they were always nice to me”
Tr() lls always tell me my hive is c() ld, i d() n't feel the c() ld in it th() ugh.
>>| .another day .of server racking. my beloved wrench .and bitten fingers .is .all .i need for maintaining my stuff. but today was less .of .it. server .is humming peacefully .and that's .a good sign. like .a pacified lusii. #tech
c𖦹ngratulati𖦹ns. i've fried my thinkpan
Everyone come together We need to throw a funeral for Itchy
. overthinking can lead to severe migraines that often lead to physical issues later in life
B/ my last post broke.
still feeling pretty glum about the troll rocket science reading i did but i think not learning more is weaker than backing down so i will be looking into more troll transportation #culturalexchange #humantrollposting
you think you're safe and then the first thing you read on this god forsaken platform is the president wanting to forcefully put you in therapy. no one's safe.
Actually I think I ate too many sweets. I guess that explains why my teeth ache. Bloody dangerous holding onto an open packet of boiled lollies.
guys im so nervous to see how my biggest hater is going to react to me selling out
↗️THIS GAME IS MADE FOR THE SOCIETAL, PHYSICAL, EMOTIONAL, REGULATIONAL, SUPERIORS IN MIND. IT COMES SO EASY TO YOU, AND I AM SO JEALOUS.↗️ ↘️please, i hope one day you think i'm deserving enough to learn your ways.↘️
↘️whatever i do not even care.↘️
im back B(
I hate My job so Much it isn't even a joke anyMore
You should always be texting men trick questions about unwinnable scenarios like “if I was replaced with an exact replica of me would you date it” and getting mad no matter what the answer is. #WasteHisTime
hm. wrist hurts. #jointissues #iwasnotjerkingit #nsfw #imjustold
they making me babysit that child again ;-;
Dearest Philau I am begging you if havent blocked me and be able to see this post , Stop Notty I will forever be indebted 2u
♰ the ringing is getting louder ♰
you try to get a little cultural exchange going and they block you for it :(
|| SPENT ALL NIGHT LOOKING FOR A REPORT I’M 99% DOESN’T EVEN EXIST | I CHECKED EVERY PAPER IN MY OFFICE | NOTHING | LOOKED IN EVERY DRAWER AND UNDER MY OWN FUCKING CHAIR | NOTHING | CALLED EVERY SINGLE SQUAD MATE THAT COULD’VE POSSIBLY WALKED IN | NOPE NOBODY TOUCHED ANYTHING | WHICH MEANS I’VE JUST SPENT MY WHOLE NIGHT OFF IN MY OFFICE LOOKING FOR A FUCKING FABLE OF A REPORT | I’M GOING TO LOSE MY DAMN MIND | AND THE BEST PART IS ||| I HAVE ACTUAL WORK TOMORROW!!! | FUUUUUUUUUUCK EVERYTHING! | OVER ||
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I WOULD NEVER VAGUEPOST, I SAY WHAT'S ON MY MIND.
I'M GROWING TO DISLIKE THIS "#VAGUEPOSTING" GOING ON. IT PAINS ME TO NOT KNOW THE FULL STORY! MY CURIOSITY IS NEARLY AS GREAT AS ME MYSELF!
☆why is ƏvƏryonƏ vaguƏposting!! whats going on!! can wƏ lovƏ and accƏpt ƏachothƏr not thƏ rƏcord labƏl i usƏd to work with tho thosƏ guys can go fuck thƏmsƏlvƏs #vaguƏposting #cƏlƏbrity☆
[I got addicted to an online gambling app and am now in debt] [i dont know what to do SERIOUSE ADVICE ONLY!!!]
↘️go to goregle and look up the wingbeasts and the bees.↘️
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, WHITEBLOODS DON'T EXIST THAT'S A WRIGGLER STORY. :o/
Anyxne knxw xf any imperial transpxrt cxnvxys arxund? Asking fxr a friend whx really likes tx lxxk at them really clxse. Nx xther reasxn whatsx ever
...you. knocked out one of the members of my c𝓁oister. and are outside my door. that exp𝓁ains the scratching. smrtka p𝓁ease stop scratching at my door. oh god how am i going to exp𝓁ain this. how did you even sneak down here. you’re huge. like height wise. and musc𝓁e wise. how?
white man t.o°uched my p.o°st and it made me feel viscerallly unc.o°mf.o°rtable f.o°r reas.o°ns I cann.o°t .o°rdain
don't need for new friendsss the onesss i have are fucking crazy and my agenda isss filled for the month, thank you for the offer though
Sometimes I remember the fates of so many trolls out there, and it makes me unbelievably #sad that not everyone can make it to #JeevikWeek.... 8-( #TicketsOnSale
if friendsss were boondollarsss thered be a lot of fake boondollarsss out there #goldbloodsss #vagueposssting #>:[=>
what d/) i d/) when ppl r threatening t/) cull me bc i keep winning in a casin/) (als/) the/)retically h/)w w/)uld y/)u react if i t/)ld y/)u guys s/)me /)f them were higher bl/)/)ds) ((y/) i g/)t this dw))
ayyy
still ♯evil ♯btw
/admires you cutely
|| HAVE TO SPEND ONE OF MY FEW NIGHTS OFF HEADING BACK INTO WORK BECAUSE APPARENTLY I MISSED A REPORT | SOMEHOW | I’M NOT SURE HOW I COULD MISS A PIECE OF PAPER ON MY DESK BUT ||| FUCK | OVER ||
love waking up to a cat violently jumping at my face got some new scratches but thats aight its just how it be
Okay that ice bath really hit the spot I don't really feel sore anymore ;p
walking myself in+o conversa+ions where i+ becomes impossible +o s+ay poli+e. communica+ion is a bligh+.
>be me >two cycles ago >broke into some tealshits hive to steal stuff >rummaging through his shit when i hear him get back downstairs >fuckfuckfuck.jpg >calls out if anyone else is there >obviously heard me >panic >need to gtfo >all the windows are locked >open the door >get on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur
I LOVE REREADING MY NOTE$!
♯okay (( pendra staring at his screen in disbelief. hes 5ft tall btw ))
oh word
I +hink +here should be a compe+ency +es+. required before being allowed access +o +he in+erne+. doubly so for. mul+iversal connec+ions.
WHY DO I HAVE LIKE 40 NOTIFICATIONS??? I CAN’T EVEN LOOK AT THEM ALL!!! >:(
↗️I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT WORDLE WAS AN ACTIVITY RESERVED FOR ONLY THE STRONGEST, SMARTEST, MOST BRAVE AND MOST WELL-RESPECTED, SUPERIORS OF THEM ALL.↗️ ↘️i will literally never play it again.↘️ ↗️I HAVE LEARNED MY LESSON.↗️
↗️WORLDE 1,744↗️ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜
↘️complete wash. stupid.↘️
fOund this weird drawing stuck tO a tree. this fOrest is spOOky XO https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/d4d35ae2c865.png XO
i dont need "fixing" ♠ll of you ♠re so fuckin p♠thetic for fuck's s♠ke
anyone know some particularly blue space-fairing stations to blow up? asking for a friend.
Sorry I've Been M I A. I've Been Having Personal Problems
(• - •) You made me remember drones exists and now I have to consider them because aren't drones equipped with heat censors? I might be in trouble eventually if that's the case. ⚘
I think a six pack of cheap beer and fishing could do me some good. too old to be fixed
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ 'cuz nobody wants to be a chud like me. and not a person wants to see a chud like me. and nobody wants to hang out with a chud like me. and a stupid useless chud is all ill ever be! #kasaneteto #deep ]
wow, haha. some of the stuff you guys are saying is kinda wild. :B is there, like, some big mass hysteria going on. but for perverts? #nsfw #ithink?
my bitchass ex husband couldnt fix me and he was a mind player good luck everyone else i'd like to see you try #failhusband
A gaming sesh with my sister would fix me.
I W0ULDVE INVITED Y0U BUT THIS WAS A PERS0NAL ENDEAV0R, MY INNER W0LF CRAVED THIS MEAN 🐺
↗️SOMEONE HAS STOLEN MY CARD INFORMATION.↗️
I just got roped into joining a [][]uman religion. Let's [][]ope drinking isn't pro[][]ibited, because I sure do need one rig[][]t now... #substances
THIS IS A CRUEL AND UNUSUAL TIME T0 W0MP W0MP S0ME0NE!!! ACHING 0F THE ST0MACH IS A M0ST SERI0US MALADY! 0R S0METHING! IM N0T SURE IF I USED THAT W0RD RIGHT! 🐺
ATE AN ENTIRE PIZZA BECAUSE THE BEAST IN ME HUNGERED!!!! THE BEAST IN ME N0W HAS A TUMMY ACHE!!! 🐺
NOW I DO TOO UGHH what's a good kitty like myself gotta do to get some chicken around here mew~ 💖✨
--[ON CHITTR U MAKE ONE POST AN EVERY1 TRYNA GET UNDER UR DRESS WTF. IDK WHAT I EXPECTED LOL SIGHHH ITS SO HARD BEING HAWT AND RICH #NSFW]--
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 PULL THROUGH THE CIRCUS OF ST. SPLIFFY, NUBDAY MASS IN AN HOUR, I GOT YOU. :o)
quiick que2TTiion 2 TThe power2 TThaTT be: why diid you iin2TTall menTTal iillne22 when you made TThii2 uniiver2e. whaTT giive2 man
my male coworkers are planning a bar hang out with each other... oh i can smell the yaoi... heh...
pe𖦹ple 𖦹n this site are raising their bulges 𖦹ver the creepiest s𖦹bs. a tale 𖦹ld as time ( #nsfw )
Ask not what The Lash can do for you, but for what you can do for The Lash.
>- I leave for a few days annd half the page is goinng nnuts what are you guys doinng..... -<
◁Gonna be a great night when I wake up to see that my huskmate spent the wee hours of the morning being casteist and threatening people on chittr. Absolutely fantastic.▷
iidk why you thiink that's liike an accompliishment to be proud of ii mean liike iit's not fuckiing hard liiterally all anyone needs to do iis look at a purple the riightwrong way and theyll piin your ankles to your ears #nsfw
(๑∩▃∩๑) >> It'S okay, not everyone'S into the beauty of puppetry. Though Child'S Play kinda SuckS.
ok followwers quickly furnish me wwith advvice concernin howw to succeed in fisticuffs against twwo experienced muscular men that are matesprits there aint much time hurry
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DAMN, I WOULDN'T WANNA BE CALLED ONE PERSON WHO WOULD NOT BE NAMED, FUCK THE LUSUS THAT CALLED THEM THAT. :o(
the smurfs, stuff was h0rrifying cant imagine being a smurf (⌐□_□)
Foour guys in weirdly elaboorate unifoorms, I stabbed oone oof them with a spade
I goot shoot by a laser! It vapoorized all the meat aroound my arm. Soome guys came intoo my hoouse, killed my lusus, which, I’m ooddly noot toooo shaken up aboout, and tried too kill me.
Guess whoo loost an arm Just wooke up like an hoour agoo. [there is a phootoo oof a trooll in a hoospital bed with cast aroound his bicep, his entire foorearm is goone]
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SHIT NO. IT'S A DOGGY DOG WORLD AND EVERYONE ELSE IS JUST LIVING IN IT.
Are you a barkbeast?
↘️my physically capable superiors have forgiven me for investing all of my boons into what they have described as a "black hole for gullible idiots who are undeserving of a cheque to cut their names on".↘️ ↗️I WILL NOT BE FALLING FOR ANY MORE OF THESE CRYPTIC CURRENCY SCHEMES.↗️ ↘️only stocks and bonds, the wheatbrick and lactosesolid of a man's portfolio.↘️
I THINK THEY JUST KILLED TENLOM
I've been told I am very "simple" many-a time. Does anyone know if this is a compliment?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE NOT HALF BAD AT THIS ASHEN SHIT SIB.
lu> u !! u reju>enated me n tenloms lo>e a hundredfold!! #quadrants
."Getting laid" is very fun and sexY. ?"Getting ofF"? .Great news as welL. ...So you'd think getting "laid off" would be even better, ,but alaS...
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THERE'S NO MUTHAFUCKIN BRA IN ANY WORLD IN ANY TIMELINE THAT CAN CONTAIN THESE TITS.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 POPS A TIDDY. OOPS I'M SORRY. POPS A TIDDY. AH MY GOODNESS, MY BAD. POPS A TIDDY. SHUCKS. POPS A TIDDY. GEEZ MY BAD. POPS A TIDDY. #nsfw
keep the grubs off chittr e>erybody post more nudes NO>> #nsf>>
Going ^hrough a rough pa^ch, n3v3r ^hough^ s3para^ing would b3 so rough bu^ I go^^a focus on wha^'s impor^an^... M3!!! Haha!!!
⋆｡˚₊‧ ଳ I wasn't alloweଳ to keep ଳy uniforଳ ("¬▵¬)~3
rrrrrresults are in! the best way to the heart is through either the chitin or the ribcage depending on your opponent! every day i learn something more!!
Have I misunderstood something? Ego sum ira Domini.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THROW YOUR PHONE AT THE WALL BIG DAWG, YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT.
My palm hu2k2 autocorr3ct i2 2tarting to r333ally pi22 m3 th3 fuck off. Gor3gl3 how do I throw hand2 with my phon3
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ 'cause a chud like me sometimes needs to cry, and a chud like me wants to reach the sky. and a chud like me really needs to ... and a chud like me really wants to... and a chud like me will never get to ... #kasaneteto ]
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WE JUST GOTTA LOAD UP YOUR NERVOUS SYSTEM ON THAT FUGU HUMBABA SIS, WE'LL GET YOU FEELING RIGHT AS A MUTHAFUCKER AGAIN IN NO TIME.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THERE'S NEVER TIME TO BE LITTLE DOG. THE LITTLE DOG GETS HUMPED. THIS IS WHY WE STAY THE ALPHA. GOTTA KEEP GRINDING LIL SIS.
half of the ppl on here horny post huh.. >_o let yo freak flag fly i guess?? #nsfw
biiiitch ur noooot good at keepin ur chits a>>ay from me
generally i ignore t+em and t+ey go away
「 Try to talk to them and hope both of you are capable of listening to each other. ⥮
gurl just tag me in ur post atp LOL
Doon’t yoou loove it when yoour girlfriend flaunts the fact that she slept with a guy too piss him ooff.
"= also violet ="
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YEAH NOT REALLY TALKING ABOUT MATESPRITS, BUT YOU'VE GOT THE RIGHT ENERGY. :o)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GOTTA STAY LOOKING SHARP FOR WHEN THE FINE SHAWTIES PULL UP, YOU FEEL ME? 💪💪💪
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY FIT SO FRESH, MY CHUCKLEVOODOO SO POTENT, HOW DO I DO IT? COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF NARCOTICS. #substance
:33< beclaws the imowge says it fur meow :33< mew gotta read things
:33< no hes gay
You have dhe resd of your life do ead everydhing dhad's ever exisded. I believe in you.
:33< altpurrnyate mewnifurse
You have do ead everydhing! Dhad's exacdly correcd!
Very cerdain. Girls can only ead girl animals, Boys can only ead boy animals, and dhe Nonbinary have do ead Oysders. Id's very sad! ))':
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 TEALBLOODS LIL SIS. TEALBLOODS.
:33< https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E_ODFV7WYAAZfZu.jpg :33< #nsfw
Plans for going out have been postponed. Oh no. /s
↘️oh my god. barkbeastcoin was a rugpull.↘️ ↗️I LOST EVERYTHING.↗️
When dhe world's your oysder, Unfordunadely you do have do ead id. ):
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BROUGHT A LEGISLACERATOR BACK TO MY HIVE, HIT THAT SHIT SO GOOD FROM THE BACK I HAD SHAWTY RECITING ALTERNIAN LAW IN TONGUES. #nsfw
that >>ould help a lot!!! if you dont mind, of course,,, his handle is @arcticExplorer!!! i dont e>en remember >>hat i said >>rong ))):
MY O>>N BOYFRIEND BLOCKED ME >>HAT DID I E>EN DO >>RONG )))): #nsf>> #drama #quadrants
Everythinga been g0ing d0wnhill aince my last girlfriend dumped me I am n0w in my heter0sexual era and i am MISERABLE
I believe it's time for me to take a break and reflect upon what I've done. Adieu, Chittr.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS LIL SIB, POST WHATEVER YOU WANT. :o)
dont ruin my night biiiiitchhhh
going to the #beach bitchesssss dm me ill drop the location
i just got stung by a wuace
Yeah doon't be i just made that up 8D Still be careful little cloownie troollscoord oor cliscoord in yoour case is a dangeroous place full oof fierce beasts that will devoour anyoone whoo coomes unprepared
Yeah happened too my buddy oonce
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BLEHHHH :op https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4e1105f4a22b.png
DO NOT LOOK UP HOW TO SAY WOODEN SPOON IN HUNGARIAN WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE
it was burning in my brain i had to expell it morail
throw that ass in a circle send chit #nsfw
you wwill make me blushhhh
i lovve your attitude!! >u< do you wwant to be #friends?
VIOLENT REMINDER: CLURCH ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY AT MINIMUM ONCE PER WEEK. CLISCORD, CLOOM, CLEAMS, AND OTHER CLIDEO MEETING ALTERNATIVES ARE ACCEPTABLE AS WELL IF YOU LIVE IN SOME BACKWATER
>>| got cheated by matesprit? just say .it
Lonely...? No. I think not.
guys how do you red flirt effectively im kinda ass early mornings
I don't choose to view it that way. I have learned a valuable lesson.
she mo on my rails til I morail * hits a sick flip *
Can a white boy get a little #therian on it? Heh, send chit
uuuururugjhh stomah hurty i dont wanq gwt up :o(
Kanaya (the one with the "canon url") blocked me... :( Is it because I called her my wife in law?
fuck yes awoo
did you guys know that kirbys dream land 3 (snes) was upped from an e rating to an e10 rating because the final boss had 16-bit blood in its battle (shoutout zero/zero-two)
can i least get a treat for being polite and not running off then
i mean i fuckin love going out for a stroll but i cant be constrained
PUTTING LOTION BETWEEN MY ASS CHEEKS NOT BECAUSE OF ANY SEXUAL REASON BUT TO REDUCE CHAFING WHILE I CHASE DOWN HERETICS #NSFW
man
IM NOT WALKING DAVE, BUT YOU CAN?
sounds sick, 3sp3cially if ur that typ3 of moirail rotfl
sOuNdS MeSsSy.
SOME OF YOU GUYS NEED LEASHES. DAVE.
:o) A novel challenge. :o) It shall be done.
:33 < if you just woke up, you are in luck :33 < i am going to go through my own routine and give some wake up advice :33 < ready?? yaaay! :33 < *look, ac even grips your hand with her paw as she goes through the best ways to start your day! please listen to her she is very nyaledgable* - get up and shake off all that slime off you! if you are human and do not have a recuperacoon i dont know what to tell you?? get the hell up i guess - do some morning calicosthenics to help wake that body up! i like to do toe touches and mountain climbies. but you can do whatever stretches you want! - eat stuff! people like to eat healthy nasty fruits like oranges and banyanyas but i sure as heck dont - oh yes hydrate too!!! glug glug glug :DD - do you stink real bad when you got up?? then bathe yourself but that is also up to you! h33h33 - let out a big ROARRR to get some energy out! i like this one cuz my roars refurberate across my hives walls. but if you live with neighbors and they really freaking hate you for doing that then skip this one - lastly get out there and sniff the clean air with your sniffer! this one is really nice cuz almost nothing beats the smell of a refreshing morning you know? #getupwithnepeta #yaaay #banyanyassuck
Engaging with someone’s post 8y employing any form of quadrant‑8ased reaction strikes me as odd. Have I 8een thrust upon a forum whose goal is romantic connection.
Did y0u kn0w that when y0u repress all 0f y0ur wants ans needs y0u cry a l0t
wait how do i have a negative kull score? ∘ ∘ ∘ ( °ヮ° ) ?
SHE DEPRESS ION MY BULGE #NSFW
ILL ILL FUCKING KMS FUCK YOU FUCKYOU
i fear if one more person comes into my troll hot topic trying to make a return from spacers, i’m going to finally burn this place down and be out of a job #violence #losingmymind #justbecausetheybothselltshirtsdoesntmeanitsthesamecompany
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NO. :o(
....i got so EXCITEd I forgot my quirk.... i have to cull myself
X I’m gonna take full responsibility for what happened but like…not say what happened #Vaugepost x
(• - •) Hoodies are very comfy I will admit. ⚘
(• - •) I bought more than just the hoodie to have some spare clothes. It's not as fancy as what I'm used to, but I think plain and boring is best to not catch too much attention. ⚘
theres a LAdY with a fork in her name that always Pities my chits SHOULd I shoot my <> shot with her?
think i saw a chud (cAnnibalistIc hUmanoId UndergroUnd dwEllEr) in OutglUt the OthEr day.
@anachronisticSymphonist @waningCatastrophe thank u both for ur interest in helping me do you guys want like-- human Olive Garden or something afterwards as a thank you
:33 < sounds fun!
Anyone willing to be a punching bag for me for a couple of hours until my new one comes in? I'll try to be gentle but no promises.
baby come back to me in my heart i still believe we were meant to be
"your girl has you onn a leash" yeah annd i sit for treats too #mmommmmysgoodboy #nnsfw (?)
Following on from that last chitt, I suppose the cat's out of the bag now. Yes, I've joined 'The Felt'. Or I've got some sort of accord with their leader. The fickle nature of circumstance. You either sink or swim, and I'd rather not drown beneath the waves of my now, very much lost, land of antiquity. ... suppose it's not that much of a secret, I did update my bio' two days ago, but figured it was better to make a statement in light of certain events. #comingoutthevelveteencloset. #independentcontractor.
((I thought I was weird for liking some unusual shit, but Lusus?? The Lusii?? What?
(( afaik you're fine. i don't wanna get into it because i've seen a handful of stuff but something cropped up and people have been vaguing one another about it instead of talking ))
STOP APOLOGIZING AND FIGHT ME!!!!!!!!!
My Matesprit Waited Three Fucking Days To Tell Me I Misspelled ‘qUintessential’ In My Trolltag Are You Kidding Me
>>hy are u being nice im trying to bully you your no better than @aimtoFreeze
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be304122f0f8.png hey @timaeusTestified#3765 do you need to talk about something
I would like to try #vagueposting as well. It feels some of you equate have privilege over another with a moral impurity instead of a circumstance of condition. What matters not is if you are advantaged but what you do with said advantage. Ego sum ira Domini.
it’s extremely unfortunate to be dating someone who roleplays a character on here who’s technically related to your character and you can’t even leave OOC messages without it feeling weird
SHE DRINK MY ELIXIR TILL SHE GOT A MIRTHFUL
no wonder im moody as hell im pmsing.
omgz not another one ami rite
how much back pain is normal after about three-ish sweeps of sleeping on only couches? asking for a friend.
actionz zpeak louder than wordz thiz iz juzt a peek into my twizted fuckimg pan follow for more at @zplendidSophizt
I believe I am ill. #FeelingSickly #FeelingWeakAndBeautiful #FeelingVictorian #UnderTheWeather
♡ its a reference to a human singer i admire :3 for people without a matesprit! none of my quads r filled </3 just haven't found the right troll... sigh. ♡
I WOULD S∆Y YOU F∆LL IN7O 7HE CORREC7 C∆7EGORY
> hem0spectrum d1sc0urse 0n my feed aga1n, but what else am 1 g0nna see l0l
if these h𖦹rnless bitches begin t𖦹 p𖦹p up in my l𖦹cal cavern i'm 𖦹ut
like this p0st if i sh0uld buzz 0ff all my hair s0 i d0n't have t0 think ab0ut h0w greasy it is right n0w.
zzzzzzzzzz....
thought i had more #girlposts saved up but apparently not. either that or i cant fucking find them.
ENVISIONING THE CONCEPT OF A TIER LIST RANKING EACH AND EVERY INDIVIDUAL WHO SHARES MY IDENTITY ON THIS WEBSITE AND COMING TO THE CONCLUSION IT IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY POINTLESS. WE ARE ALL F-TIER. AS IS THE UNIVERSAL CONSTANT WRITTEN INTO THE LAWS OF REALITY ITSELF. PACK IT UP AND HEAD HIVE. NO ONE IS SURPRISED.
i do not "chit". i "black out and vomit out whatever my empty shell of a body deems sufficiently chitworthy".
fuck i still can't delete shit.
"= break all your vertical bone growths. get metal rods. wait 1 sweep and youll be tall but fragile. alternatively do an extra molt i'm sure purples have a couple more left. ="
I am afraid my last post is cancelled. So sorry. #gotmauled.
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა why am i afraid of other highbloods? because they're fucking enormous and i'm 5'7"
Guess who’s in the hospital again
hell yeah i broke 1k kult. to celebrate im going to do... ... ... absolutely fucking nothing, i dont give a shit.
fighting the allegations to let it be known i can eat chocolate !!!!! just.. in little amounts :(
X THE BTICH DROVE THROUGH MY GARDEN x
♠nd you look like u need seVere help to deVelop ♠ good f♠shion sense like fuck WH♠T IS TH♠T H♠IR
Chittr... What is a dilf?
hello chittr here is your HOSTILE REMINDER th♠t if you indulge in ♠ny qu♠dr♠nt th♠t isnt pitch youre w♠stin your fuckin time ♠nd should feel b♠d ♠bout your l♠ck of critic♠l thinkin skills #pitch #bl♠ckrom
Iowns who dont wear faepaint sare me tbh Iike what do u not feeI naked with ur fae out Iike that?? hashtag Iownposting
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Don’t know who thinks it’s funny to leave a photo of me at the door of my own hive. Fuckin eunuch jelly… ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ It’s. It’s just a photo of me. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ There’s a note on the door of my hive. ]
i heard it's a recent trend among coolbloods to use makeup to mimic common permanent warmblood scars / my question is why / what point does it serve to have fake drone bombing scars / i promise you drone attacks aren't fun / you aren't missing anything
「 Fuck do I miss having a kismesis. Unfortunately nobody pisses me off in the right way. ⥮
I GO TO THE BANK AND I ASK THEM IF I CAN GET THIS $100 BILL IN PENNIES THE LADY BEHIND THE COUNTER STARTS WEEPING :(
WHAT SINCE WHEN?!?!?!
V^ I hate being 0ld cause what d0 y0u mean my hip hurts at alm0st 13? ^V
me self. mine. mine i STEAL no no steal nice.
@ chit devs lemme mark my messages read smp pls i got beautiful alluring ladies in my dms trying to lure me into some kind of probably dangerous pit and i keₑᵉp getting FAKED OUT by numbers that i ALREADY SAW thanks
I mIsspEllEd tArOt, whIch Is AlrEAdy A bAd OmEn, EUgh
I would like to issue a public retraction of my earlier statement that the, quote, “road to hell is paved in MILF intentions”. I had not fully processed the mother was stated to be one that I MYSELF purportedly want to fuck.
I hAvE drAwn thE dEvIl cArd OncE mOrE frOm my dEck hE sEEms As InsIstEnt tO bE sEEn As thE hAngEd mAn lAst wEEk
「 That question is better directed at someone else. I don’t have any firsthand experience with knowing someone struggling with that or experiencing it myself, thankfully. Though I will note that you often see someone with those feelings being incredibly aggressive when jumping to their fixation’s defense—more so than is typical for Alternians irregardless of caste. (As far as I know it’s less common to see this behavior in highbloods, but I’m not sure there’s been any study on the actual statistics, so I could be wrong.) ⥮
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ You’re cullin me here. ]
i'm not too old to date by the way. fuck you all.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I can’t go back on my word! Makes me seem like a bad journalist. ‘Sides I said clowns are cute (I find them cute at least) … just a bit much for me sometimes. ]
「 It is. It’s unhealthy to have that kind of fixation on someone. Though generally speaking this label is only applied when dealing with cases where it is, in fact, an obvious detriment to their health. ⥮
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ ‘S no offense meant ptitsa. Promise. ]
https://64.media.tumbIr.om/0faa27bf43608502abb56739d0fa72/5b0b567d444029b-e6/s540x810/d809575e606d0274a0aaef9d50ab78657b8b7.png
:33< imeowgine mewre watching a big game right :33< and mewre team is pitching and the away team is up to bat :33< the bases are loaded and as the ball is being pitched the batpurr looks them dead in the eye and says :33< 67 :33< then hits a grand slam :33< what would mew do?
THE IMP IS BITING MY CLASSIC BIT! #DRIPTIPNATION RISE UP HELP ME!
its ok my followwers havve a parasocial caliginous fixation wwith me im just throwwin them a bone
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Clowns are cute but a bit much. ]
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YEAH I THINK THAT'S ALL OF US HOMIE. I MEANT WHY NOT GO OUT AT NIGHT LIKE A NORMAL TROLL? I GO TO THE BEACH ALL THE TIME.
「 … Uh, no. That would cause death via either mineral or water toxicity long before a dent was made. ⥮
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Why did the Redfield not save Jilliaam Alentine from that cliff? Is he stupid? ]
It's a leprechaun thing my dear don't worry yourself about it!
Testing something. ❤️ If you like Blood and Beasts better than FLARP. ♠️ If you like FLARP better than Blood and Beasts. Wrong answers are getting put on a list. #BNB #FLARP #GAMING
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SHIT YES I DO. CAN I SKINNY DIP? #nsfw
<] DOES THE POOL CONTAIN SOMETHING TO KEEP PEOPLE WHO CANT SWIM AFLOAT[>
That sounds fun! Sadly the pool makes my skin burn off.
some of you are hating my chits... every chit... as soon as theyre posted... hmm... suspicious
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HEY LIL PURPLE. WHAT ARE TROLLS FREAKING OUT ABOUT?
THE ZESTUM GREATLY DISLIKES THE SITE OWNER.
I WELCOME THEM TO TRY, MY HIGHBLOOD HOWEVER I WILL LISTEN TO YOUR COMMAND
Why does he think antagonizing them is a good idea.
《 Just turned on the news.. another massacre, now I remember why I don't watch the news. #disheartening 》
! keep §ee!ng t®°ll em!nem °n my feed why !§ he h@unt!ng me
=^.-.^= part 3 of tha' choose your adventure!!!! ...erhm,,,, #gore !!!!! https://i.imgur.com/fQWQWEe.jpeg =^.-.^=
THE ZESTUM THOUGHT IT BRIEFLY WHEN THE HEIRESS ASKED TO KISS HIM OUT OF CONCERN, OF COURSE.
(• - •) The guy who owned the threater I burned down. ⚘
:33< pest clawntrol
(• - •) I just want to make it very clear that if any of you find me and you're planning to take me back to my former "owner" for the bounty reward, I'll not hesitate to hurt you. Badly. Thank you. ⚘
[1t appears the matespr1t 0f that fuck1ng cl0wn that 1 hate has f0und my acc0unt.] [br1ng 1t 0n 1 kn0w 1m r1ght.]
I HAVE NO GAMES
YOU WERE IN ON IT WEREN'T YOU.
can we get the damn clowns off this website? pissing me the fuck off with their mirthful horseshit.
⤐What is this veryfing?
I HAVE BEEN INF0RMED BY MY FRIEND THAT I MUST ASK G0D IF I WISH F0R A BADGE, S0 I THEREF0RE CLASP MY HANDS T0GETHER AND L00K T0 THE M00NS!!!! I W0ULD VERY MUCH LIKE A C00L BADGE, EVEN TH0UGH I STILL D0 N0T UNDERSTAND THEIR PURP0SE! THEY JUST SEEM C00L! H0W D0 Y0U END A PRAYER? AMEN? YES! AMEN!!!! 🐺
I CANN0T SEE THESE BADGES I MUST BE BADGEBLIND, THE W0RLD C0NSPIRES T0 HIDE WHAT IS TRUE AND WHAT IS FAKE FR0M ME 🐺
dOEs AnyOnE knOw A gOOd wAy tO EthIcAlly sOUrcE lOwblOOd bOnEs?
find the pages of nesbens divorce paperwork
$d :: its just like 9esterchum all over again, does anyone still use that?
please speed i need this my me is kinda hiveless
can anyone see a flea here https://image2url.com/r2/default/images/1774369860745-6f9cea54-eba8-493b-bc77-3c481e778f1e.jpeg
HERES A SECRET DRIP TIP FOR YOU! IF YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A SITUATION WHERE A GUYS ASKING FOR PAGES FIND HIS PAGES FOR HIM HES PROBABLY LOST OR SOMETHING
No. I did not summon him.
IM GonnA BE OuT OF CrackerS SooN... SaD
THE ZESTUM IS BEGINNING TO REALIZE HOW OFTEN HE USES HIS MIDDLE FRONDS
JUST F0UGHT A DUDE F0R THEIR TIMBITS 🐺 THEY W0N MY FACE REALLY HURTS 🐺
slenderman alwa7s sa7s “(olle(t m7 pages” but then 7ou go to (olle(t his pages and he jumps(aremurders 7ou for it. wh7 does he sa7 that, then? is he stupid?
GHYS PLEAE THIS IS SERIOUS https://image2url.com/r2/default/images/1774368171082-18288dfa-d96f-4ab1-9b5a-f53dd8afb726.jpeg
thank You All For Reading Chainsawtroll
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OH YOU MEAN ROMANTICALLY! PERSONALLY I WOULD JUST TELL HER I'M NOT WORTHY OF HER DESIRE
°0 I will leave that for you to judge. Your quadrant will mourn you either way. (3-) 0°
FAKE YOUR DEATH
ALSO WANTS YOU FOR WHAT? IF IT'S FOR FROND BREAKING I CAN OFFER SOME ADVICE
Oh no, my steak too juicy, my lobster too buttery.
nope i dont ♯getsad i get ♯violent & i start with ♯invading the ♯dreamscape
BROKEN FRONDS FROM AN HEIRESS AND A HIGHBLOOD TEA PARTY?? OH WHAT JOY FOR THE ZESTUM!!
THE ZESTUM BREAKS ANOTHER FROND FOR HIS HEIRESS!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUN FACT TROLLS OF CHITTR: HOLDING YOUR PALMHUSK WITH TWO BROKEN MIDDLE FRONDS IS INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT AND PAINFUL.
THE ZESTUM SHALL HAVE HIS OTHER FROND BROKEN WHILE GETTING THE FIRST FIXED. AN AMAZING COMPROMISE FROM HIS TWO ORDERS FROM DIFFERENT HEIRESSES
!YOU EVER TRY TO WORK ON A SCUTTLEBUGGY ¡N PEACE AND SOMEBODY COMES AROUND AND SPOOKS THE DAMN TH¡NG L¡KE BRO ¡ WAS REPLAC¡NG THE B¡O-O¡L F¡LTER CUT THAT SH¡T OUT #MECHAN¡CPROBLEMS!
I WOULD LOVE TO, HOWEVER I DO NOT KNOW HOW
How. Do I go about. Trying to break things off. With my Purpleblood boss. Any advice. Is welcome.
I just learned h9w t9 fullscreen my 6r9swer, I fear i will 9nly 6e l9cking in.