Banjo The Bear
@washedCollectathon
I fucking hate Microsoft
[๐ป๐ฆ]Hey all its me banjo Just here to remind you that you are loved and cherished And if it's not by anyone you know it's by me :)
[๐ป๐ฆ]Play my games please and thank ya
[๐ป๐ฆ]I miss arguing with my bitch of a wife That was a joke she's very nice and I love her very much
[๐ป๐ฆ]I'm physically unhappy in my body gyuck
[๐ป๐ฆ]I'm trying out she/her pronouns gyuck
[๐ป๐ฆ]Can someone buy my series form Microsoft so I can get my wife back
[๐ป๐ฆ]Sometimes I think my life wouldn't have gone to shit if I were born a girl hy-uck
[๐ป๐ฆ]I dunno it's all a bit complicated Plus I'd need to change the names of my games and banjo kazooie has a nice ring to it
:33< why would mew n33d to change mewre name? :33< banjo is just as meowch a name fur a girl as it is fur a boy :33< a girl named banjo is really cute actmewally!
:33< so whats stopping mew furom just being a girl fur a little bit to s33 if mew like it? :33< theres lots of resources online to help with that too!!! :33< purrlenty of videos to help mew sound meowre like a girl and othpurr trans peopurr to help share their story to help mew f33l meowre clawnfident!
[๐ป๐ฆ]Well I guess I can give it a shot Gawsh this is a lot of different things to think about it's a bit overwhelming
:33< its okay mew dont have to do it all at once its nyat a race! :33< meww can take all the time mew n33d to think about it! :33< efurryone goes at their own pace!
[๐ป๐ฆ]Does anyone else feel ashamed when they look in the mirror because their physique makes them cry
[ >NO. MAYHAPS THOU NEEDETH A MEETING WITH A MYSTIC_ ]
[๐ป๐ฆ]They took my hyuck-ing wife
[๐ป๐ฆ]And why should I trust anything you give me? Last time we met it was straight to pain City!
:33< grunty has learned from her many errors :33< a peace offering for the bear and no more terrors!
[๐ป๐ฆ]I dunno if I can trust with this feeling in my gut What's inside the bread won't make me turn up dead?
:33< the bread is full of flour salt water yeast :33< an offering of you of what i can do its the least!
[๐ป๐ฆ]I mean I sure would love to have a feast... But im not sure I can trust you to not treat me like a beast
:33< gruntys wicked scheems are behind her of this she swears :33< a token of friendship between witch and bear!
:33< a happy day fur bear and witch! :33< come let us play smash for nintendo switch!
[๐ป๐ฆ]Oh boy what a day full of fun and joy. I suppose this one time I can play a little as roy!
:33< a wonderful choice roy is as well! :33< grunty shall choose to play as isabelle!
[๐ป๐ฆ]Gyu-huck I fucking hate Microsoft
