

Banjo The Bear
@washedCollectathon
I fucking hate Microsoft

god id love to larp i think that would be so fun
(I miss my wife scratch, I miss her a lot #jokeposting) Woof
Hello again! Does-a anyone know where-a this "Alternia" is? It-a sounds really-a fascinating! Maybe I can ask-a Rosalina? -Signed, Mario Mario
>+. I SHOULD COMMIT A CRIME .+<

There are so many ants. Please feel free to drop any suggestions for names. There can never be too many.
i need her legs wrapped around my bulge #sorrynotsorry #nsfw https://file.garden/Zr_IfHMSYR4_NWeK/elphelt.png

Oh. More badges. How fun.

brags about how smart he is and then fucking asks if were going no contact again OBVIOUSLY

seein scratch romance himshellf wont ever naut be funny asf #dashwatching

why do men have to be so damn dramatic

I just got chased across the Gray House lawn by a very angry goose and not a single staff member came to my aid. I’m pretty sure a couple of them filmed it.
SOME OF YOU GENUINELY THINK YOU DESERVE TO LIVE.





