I regret to announce that most of you are considered situationships by my therapist.
i regret to inform you that all i can think of after reading this post is last of the real ones by fall out boy
X Ur therapist is a nerd x
@thegoodScratchdoctor Remove your like.
You believe? That does not bode well for your certainties? Feeling your powers waning you old tick? We both know that you are incapable of 'good' in any literal, subjective, or moral sense. [The Rest of this Message is Obscured in Void.] I despise your existence. I will be the one to end it. All of them. All of you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you.
My powers are exactly in the position they need to be, and improving. A shame I canโt reply to the rest, though.
I do frequently notice his omniscience straining against its own supposed definition The mere existence of the cueballs my mother once referred to would seem to poke a hole in it entirely And consequentially in his supposed exclusive honesty