Tantalizing new evidence suggests that I will be free tonight from 6PM to 9PM to be burned at the stake.
what no i wasn't correcting anything
would it bE in poor tastE to bring marshmallows to roast?
No
Then by pure coincidence, you have. Congratulations, you are an agent of a universe that aims to repair itself constantly.
Perhaps. I think it would be in worse taste not to bring them after offering.
No, what? Do you have other plans for me?
holy shit
i mEan, i havE plEnty of thEm... i can sharE. i was just planning to roast thEm whilE you'rE burning. unlEss that's not happEning anymorE?
I still plan to burn.
do you think thErE's going to bE much smokE? how's thE wind looking? i'm trying not to brEathE in thE ashEs of thE dEad thEsE days. tErriblE for my lungs.