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Investigation Is Not So Much A Matter Of Intuition As It Is One Of Persistence.

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 267Kull Score: 19512 followers11 following

I Believe, After Several Weeks Of Research, I Have Finally Determined The Exact Location Of Neeiht Megane.

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Ratio: 4.10

[GET HI$ A$$ GET HI$ A$$ GET HI$ A$$]

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「(;∀; ) l-chan... g-gyah! Σ(´∀`;) it's nyat true! (゜m゜;) i-it's...」 「*thinking* l-chan can come to... megane-san's tunnel!?! (〃´ω`〃) a-ahhh! having l-chan here... (*・ω・*) it'd be just like one of megane's yumes! (ФωФ) kekeke... don't scare her off... the greatest detective-chan... will be megane's prize! (´ 3`)」 「*snaps out of it* keke... (`∀´) l-chan has discovered megane's hiveu hidden in the leaves!!(へ´∀`)へ kek... megane bets... she doesn't even know.......」 「megane is kira! Σ(・∀・)」 「*slyly* keh... she'll nyever even knyow...」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: yume means dream. (ФωФ) kira is a play on words, and stems from the east alternian pronunciation of the word "killer"! (。・ω・。)]

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I Believe I Have Finally Discovered How Many Licks It Takes To Get To The Center Of A Tootsie Pop.

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Ratio: 2.60

are you gonna share with the class or

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I Am Considering Whether This Information Can Be Entrusted To The Public At Large.

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good point, pro8a8ly not

I Am Between Cases At The Moment. If You Have Any Leads Regarding Ongoing Crimes Or Unsolved Mysteries, Feel Free To Send Tips My Way.

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I Have Determined That For The Troll Body, Approximately 250 Grams Of Sugar A Day Is An Acceptable Substitute For Five Hours Of Sleep, Thus Reducing Necessary Biological Rest To A Mere Two Hours.

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Ratio: 1.49

but sleep feels goood thooough tbf. sugar is also amazing. so this is a bit of a dilemma lmao :P

Sleep Wastes Valuable Time. I Am In Pursuit Of The Ideal Diet And Lifestyle Such That I Eliminate The Need For Sleep Altogether.

aaaahh thaats ur goal. yeaa i get that i get that lol. how r u gonna get the sugar may i ask! :3c

Cakes, Pastries, So On.

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mmm caake and paastriees 🤤 if u dont mind i could take some cake and pastries off your hands if you need to. for um exact sugar intake or whatevs of course :3

I Do Mind. These Are Mine, And You Should Get Your Own If You Have A Craving.

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awww :( but i getcha! doesnt hurt for me to try yknow lmao :P hope u enjoy ur sweets well, and i wish you luck with your ideal lifestyle! <3