DAD TEILOR
@xenophilicObsessionist
I AM THE HUAMN DAD TO [b]THREE[/b] GRET KIDS WHO ARE FRENDS WIT ALIENS @uninspiredandTalentless <- PURPLE SON JACE @ectoBiology <- BLUE SON BERT @transcendentGothia <- ORANGE DAUGHTER RS
MY CHILFREN HAVE MENTUINED "quads" IS THIA ONE OF THESE FANATSTICLA ALIEN CONCEPST? I WOUDL LIKE TO LEANR TO SUPPROT MY CHILDRNE
QUADRANTS ARE AN ALTERNIAN SYSTEM OF ROMANCE. I COULD GO INTO PROPER DEPTH ON THIS SUBJECT IF YOU WOULD LIKE.
JACE HAS TOLD ME "one sister, one brother, all thats missing now is nonbinary, then we got the whole squad" I DO NYO KNWO WHAT A NONBINARY IS, BUT MY PURPEL SON AHS SPOKEN
M[E]M[E]M[E]M[E]MM[E]M[E]
lmfao did you teach them about yk
oh hell yes
awwwww man you got a lot of explaining to do
I AM A 13/10 EACH OF NMY CHIDLREN GIVE ME ONE EXTRA PPOITN!!! BECAUSE ECAG AND EVEYR ONE OF THEM MAKES ME A BETTWR DAD!!! I LOVE ME KIDS
THE ONLY FIGTH IM IN IS THE FIGTH AGAISNY THE CROCKED GOVERNMENT OTHER THAN THAY I SUPPROT LOVE AND COMMUNTIY WE MUAT ALL BAND TOGEYEHR AGAISNY THE GOVERNEMT
Sure, I'd stand behind your revolution. Death to the oligarchy and all that.
IF I UNDERSTDNS CORRECTLY MY ORAMGE DAUGHYER IS BIRD DOES ANYOEN (NOT JUST DADS!!!!!!!!) HAVE ADVIEC ON HWO TO RAISE DUAAGTERS WHO ARE BRIDS? I MUST ACOMMDODATE!!!!!!!
awww hahahaa you can ask me about stuff dad i'll answer and wow calling someone dad feels new
WHO WANTS FAIRY BREAD!!!!!!!!
meeeeeee
WHAT A GREAT DAY1 I HAVE ADIPTED A BLUE SON AND AN ORANGE DAUGHYER I AM A #PROUDDAD
#daughtering
i don't know but he's already a better father figure than the last one lmfao
ha
MY PURPOL SON KEEPS HATIGN ME... IT MAKES ME SO SAD... SAD DAD ON THE CHITTR ING
no dude dont be a sad dad just adopt the rest of us
GASP!!1!! FIRST A BLUE SON??? NOW AN ORANGE DAUGHYER??? I HAVE ENVWR HAD A DUAGHTER BEFORE!1!!!
i've never had a real father lmao what's good pops
HOW DID I BECOEM A DAD? I WAS IN MY MUM'S YARD, MOWING TEH GRASS (SUCH A DAD THING!!!!! CUTTING GRASS1!!! A SIGN!!!), WHEN A SPAEC ROCK FROM SOACE FELL DIRCETLY ON MY HEAD NEXT THING I KENW WHEN I AWOKE FROM MY COMA WAS THSG MUM'S HOUSE WAS RIBBLE (MUM WAS SFAE1!!!) AND A BABEY WAS MISIDENTUFIED AS MY SON1!!! I HAVE NO WIFE!!!! THAT WAS WHEN I KRNW IN MY HEART OF HEARTS THAG MY ACCIDENTAL SON WOUDL BECIME MY ON-PURPSOE SON!!!!!! WITHT THE INSURNAVE MONEY FROM MY MUM'S HOUSNE, I MVOES US THREE OFF THE GRID SO THE LYING GOVERNMENT COUDOTN FIND OUT THE TRUTH ABOUT MY SPACE SON11!!! HE HAS GROWN UP SO GOOD. VEYR SMART. VERY ARTFUL BRAIN WITH MANY TALENRS. HE KNOES SO MUCH ABOTU COMOTUERS, LIKE HOW TO MAKE COLORUS AND SHAEPS. HE MADE THE COMPTURER SING1!!!1 I LVOE MY SON!!!!!!
T... TWO SONS...? I WOULD BE HONORUED BERT. @uninspiredandTalentless MEET YOUR NEW BROTHR
you know hes a moon truther right not like "we didnt land on the moon" like "the moon is a hologram invented by NATO to hide the existence of vampires"
NO1 THE MOON IS A COMPUTRE RUN WITH FVAMPIRES1!!!1 THE VAMPRIES ARE INSIDE THE MOON!!!!!! IT IS HOLLOW AND THE VEMPIRES ARE INSIDE DOING SCIENVES
HAPPY PRIDE!!!!1
BUT SON EVEROYN HAS THEIR FLAGS OUT IT MSUT BE PRIDE!1!!
wrong montTh
I AM SO GLAD MY SON IS HERE TO EXPALIN THINSG I USUALLY DO NOT USE THE SOCAIL MEDIAS BECASUE THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOY BUT THIS IS SPACE AND SPAVE WOULD NEVER LIE TO ME
I AM BEING FOLLOWDE?!?!!?1 WHY WHO IS FOLLPWONG ME??1!!!??!!!?!!!
it means they find you interesting enough to keep tabs on socially not like theyre tracking you
it means they think youre cool or smth they arent gonna hurt you i promise
I AM DECORATEING MY PROFIEL I HEAR IT IS VERY IMRPORTANT TO DECORATE PROFILSE TO NOT LOOK LEIK A FAEK FRIEND
MY SON HAETED MY FIRST POST... THAT MAKSE ME SAD...
(=> DON'T WORRY MAN, Y GOT YOU. <=)
I HAVE DOEN IT! I HAVE JIONED THE WEBBED SITE MY SOM USSES TO COMMNUNICATE WIT THE ALEINS!1!! HELLO ALIENS! I AM DAD!!1!1 < #dad #dadposting #ilovemyhumanson >