DAD TEILOR
@xenophilicObsessionist
I AM THE HUAMN DAD TO [b]THREE[/b] GRET KIDS WHO ARE FRENDS WIT ALIENS @uninspiredandTalentless <- PURPLE SON JACE @ectoBiology <- BLUE SON BERT @transcendentGothia <- ORANGE DAUGHTER RS
MY CHILFREN HAVE MENTUINED "quads" IS THIA ONE OF THESE FANATSTICLA ALIEN CONCEPST? I WOUDL LIKE TO LEANR TO SUPPROT MY CHILDRNE
QUADRANTS ARE AN ALTERNIAN SYSTEM OF ROMANCE. I COULD GO INTO PROPER DEPTH ON THIS SUBJECT IF YOU WOULD LIKE.
if i hear someone is proud of me again. am gonna fuckin bark.
I DONNTONKNOW WHONYOU ARE, BUT I CNA BE PROUD OF YOU TOO RED CHIDL YORU HAIR IS VERY COOL AND YOUR TIE IS TIED WELL!! VEYR PROUD OF YOU AND YORU TIE SKILLS
JACE HAS TOLD ME "one sister, one brother, all thats missing now is nonbinary, then we got the whole squad" I DO NYO KNWO WHAT A NONBINARY IS, BUT MY PURPEL SON AHS SPOKEN
M[E]M[E]M[E]M[E]MM[E]M[E]
id say im a 5 outta 10 i aint awful but like i aint the first flavour of crisps people people outta the variety pack if you catch my drift
OH NO. HAS MY REACENT ADIDTIONS OF SONS AND DUAGHETRS MADE YOU FEEL UNLOEVED? I HAVE HEADR FROM OTHER DADS ON THE DADVICE THYT NWE ADDITINS CAN MAKE A CHIDL FEEL FORGOTETN I PROKSIS MY SON!!!1 I STILL LOSVE YOU SO MUCH!!
PERECT!!! BERT OTUR OF TEN!!!!!! NUMEBRS CANNOT RANK MY BLEU SON!!!!!!! YES!!!
are we rating ourselves because we all know i'm a fucking 30/10
YES!!!!! CONFIDECNE!!!!! YOU ARE PERFECT ORANEG DAUGHYER!!!!!!!!
me ay multiple head height proportions aka im just a little guy
MY PURPOL SON!!!!!1 SO GOOD AT THE DRAWKGN11! I RMEMEBER WHEN YOU WERE SMALL SHAPRWD I LOVE YOU SON
butter sandwich.
tea, please.
*lays in your bed and tucks myself in* …yawn! Let’s take a nap.. mimimi..
it is what it is but can it be less of what it is? what even is is?
THATS RIGHT!!!!! QUESTION EVEYRHTING!!!!!!!! THATS IS HOW YOUNFIND THE TRUTH
WHAT A GREAT DAY1 I HAVE ADIPTED A BLUE SON AND AN ORANGE DAUGHYER I AM A #PROUDDAD
#daughtering
MY PURPOL SON KEEPS HATIGN ME... IT MAKES ME SO SAD... SAD DAD ON THE CHITTR ING
no dude dont be a sad dad just adopt the rest of us
GASP!!1!! FIRST A BLUE SON??? NOW AN ORANGE DAUGHYER??? I HAVE ENVWR HAD A DUAGHTER BEFORE!1!!!
Believe It Or Not But I Support Queer People
HOW DID I BECOEM A DAD? I WAS IN MY MUM'S YARD, MOWING TEH GRASS (SUCH A DAD THING!!!!! CUTTING GRASS1!!! A SIGN!!!), WHEN A SPAEC ROCK FROM SOACE FELL DIRCETLY ON MY HEAD NEXT THING I KENW WHEN I AWOKE FROM MY COMA WAS THSG MUM'S HOUSE WAS RIBBLE (MUM WAS SFAE1!!!) AND A BABEY WAS MISIDENTUFIED AS MY SON1!!! I HAVE NO WIFE!!!! THAT WAS WHEN I KRNW IN MY HEART OF HEARTS THAG MY ACCIDENTAL SON WOUDL BECIME MY ON-PURPSOE SON!!!!!! WITHT THE INSURNAVE MONEY FROM MY MUM'S HOUSNE, I MVOES US THREE OFF THE GRID SO THE LYING GOVERNMENT COUDOTN FIND OUT THE TRUTH ABOUT MY SPACE SON11!!! HE HAS GROWN UP SO GOOD. VEYR SMART. VERY ARTFUL BRAIN WITH MANY TALENRS. HE KNOES SO MUCH ABOTU COMOTUERS, LIKE HOW TO MAKE COLORUS AND SHAEPS. HE MADE THE COMPTURER SING1!!!1 I LVOE MY SON!!!!!!
T... TWO SONS...? I WOULD BE HONORUED BERT. @uninspiredandTalentless MEET YOUR NEW BROTHR
you know hes a moon truther right not like "we didnt land on the moon" like "the moon is a hologram invented by NATO to hide the existence of vampires"
NO1 THE MOON IS A COMPUTRE RUN WITH FVAMPIRES1!!!1 THE VAMPRIES ARE INSIDE THE MOON!!!!!! IT IS HOLLOW AND THE VEMPIRES ARE INSIDE DOING SCIENVES
---> broke a blender today. holding a memorial. it's a tragedy.
[i]f d[a]d t[ei]l[o]r h[a]s [a] m[i]ll[io]n f[a]ns, th[e]n [i] [a]m [o]n[e] [o]f th[e]m. [i]f d[a]d t[ei]l[o]r h[a]s t[e]n f[a]ns, th[e]n [i] [a]m [o]n[e] [o]f th[e]m. [i]f d[a]d t[ei]l[o]r h[a]s [o]nly [o]n[e] f[a]n, th[e]n th[a]t [i]s m[e]. [i]f d[a]d t[ei]l[o]r h[a]s n[o] f[a]ns, th[e]n th[a]t m[ea]ns [i] [a]m d[ea]d. [i]f th[e] [u]n[i]v[e]rs[e] [i]s [a]g[ai]nst d[a]d t[ei]l[o]r, th[e]n [i] [a]m [a]g[ai]nst th[e] [u]n[i]v[e]rs[e]
THIE IS VERY KIND! I ASSURE YOU, MY SON ALSO DESEREVS FANS1 HE IS VERY TALETNED IN MUSICS AND ARTS!
h[e]y d[a]d t[ei]l[o]r [i]m y[ou]r b[i]gg[e]st f[a]n c[a]n y[ou] s[i]gn my p[o]st { @x[e]n[o]ph[i]l[i]c[O]bs[e]ss[io]n[i]st }
HELLO1 YES I CAN FELLWO CHITTR DOT ING USER11 HERE IS MY SIANGATIRE DAD HOPE YOU ENJOY