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@codakkEffect[CE]

Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?

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@zealousWeaponsmith[ZW]

ᐖ ᐖO THE BUTTONZ HAE LABELS FOR ᐖA ᑈOLORBLINᐖ ᐛ

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BIOHAZARD!
Personal Protection Equipment is now mandatory.
@mandatoryDrowning[MD]

∻B☢th.∻

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@ghastlyCourier[GC]

What_if_no_one_touches_the_button?_Also_why_are_you_asking_this?

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< gr33n

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OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
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@cosmicHorror[CH]

WE PUSH BLUE. MORE PEOPLE TO FEEDUS.

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@codakkEffect[CE]

You don't get to leave the room I guess?

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
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NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
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@zealousWeaponsmith[ZW]

ᐖ BUT LIEK ᐖOEZ THE EXPERIMENT ENᐖ EVEN IF I ᐖONT PRESS IT? ᑈUZ ᐖEN IT'Z NOT EVERYONE IN TEH WORLᐖ, IT'Z EVERYONE MINUS ᑈLAIRE ᐛ

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@codakkEffect[CE]

♠ It's just a general philosophy question. People should think more. ♠

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I_think_it_is_just_a_question_for_you_to_do_some_bullshit_moral_grandstanding_on_and_I_hope_whatever_pedestal_you_placed_yourself_on_you_fall_off_and_crack_your_ass. Anyway_Blue.

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@adrenalinesCharge[AC]

~This PrisO~ner's Dilemma sucks ass the ~Only reas~On t~O v~Ote blue at all is t~O save the idiO~ts wh~O dO~n't realize there's 0 reasO~n fO~r literally anyO~ne t~O n~Ot hit red~