CLAIREBEAR
@zealousWeaponsmith
BLADEZ R LYFE
We have new faces joining our island. Please welcome @romanticallyHopeless , @conflictedGamble , @abrasiveCuniculus , and @mercurialGeloscopy #TrollmadachiUpdate https://file.garden/ae6_q1AoTDGIu7_4/IMG_2543.jpeg https://file.garden/ae6_q1AoTDGIu7_4/IMG_2544.jpeg https://file.garden/ae6_q1AoTDGIu7_4/IMG_2545.jpeg https://file.garden/ae6_q1AoTDGIu7_4/IMG_2546.jpeg
ᐖ ZOMG SEᐖEK HERE <333333 ᐛ
#hottake Boba tea is just a gimmick that they use to make casua/s fee/ /ike they are more into Eastern A/ternian Cu/ture than they are.
ᐖ WHO IS THEY ᐛ
You know. They.
ᐖ ᐖA NONE BINEYS?? ᐛ
WHAT?! NO!! They is just /ike... The ones behind everything.
ᐖ ᐖA GOVEYMENT? ᐛ
Remember everyone to eat your daily rats.
Start doing it.
@cynicalAgathokakological Here
ᐖ THEN RUN !!!!!!!1! ᐛ
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☆~𖦹 Many rust blood hives are not designed for someone who is 6'5. My head has suffered countless bumps due to this 𖦹~☆
y3ahi wiSh ikn3w i wouldg3t So tallback wh3n ifirSt d3Sign3d myhiv3 S3(
ᐖ I THOT MOST OF US ᐖESIGNEᐖ OUR FIRST HIVES. IZ ᐖAT JUS LIEK A RURAL FING? ᐛ
The ideal number of bedbugs in a bed, by the way, is zero.
i mean whenever i’m in a bed there’s at least one
Are YOU A BED BUG????
we’re trolls, (asper! we’re not like. birds
I AM TALKING ABOUT BEDUGS. CIMEX LECTULARRIUS. SPECIFICALLY. NOT JUST BUG.
ᐖ ᐖAT BUG GOT A PHAT ASS !!!!!!!!1! ᐛ
ᐖ VERY! IPORTANT KWETᑈHIN!!!! IᑈE ᑈREAM SAMMIᑈH KWETᑈHIN!!!! HTTPS://LINKTO.RUN/P/PTEQX9NW ᐛ
the cookie one every day of the week random chocolate doesnt get stuck to your hands and it's just got more
ᐖ I HAᐖ BOF REᑈENTLY AN ᐖA ᑈOOKIE WAS STIᑈKIER ᐖAN ᐖA ᑈHOᑈATE ONE!!!!!!!!!!! ᐛ
When i was a grub they mistooook me foor slaughter sphere ball and yooinked me the fuck oout oof stratoosphere with a bat this is why i am like this
ᐖ I HAᐖ TO LOOK UP ᐖA WORᐖ PERFIᐖIOUS U SO SMORT ᐛ
Hey maybe doon't hype up oothers under MY chitt this is really disrespectful
ᐖ O SORFY. I LIEK UR BOOBS PIᑈKSHUR ᐛ
Audibly sighed with exhaustioon when i saw "yoour boooobs" but the last woord saved it thank yoou
ᐖ I MEAN IM SURE UR BOOBS R ALSO RLY NIᑈE. BUT IM LIEK IMPESSEᐖ BY ᐖA PHYSIᑈS ON ᐖA ᐖRAWING. LIEK A LOT OF PEEPLE MAKE BIG BOBS LOOK LIKE BALLOONZ. BUT ᐖAS BOOBA LIKE FR FR W ᐖA WEIGHT AN ᐖA BLOOBINESS AN EVYTHING. U GAWT GOOᐖ TASTE IN ARTS. LIEK. NAWT IN A SEXY WAY, IN A TEᑈHNIᑈAL WAY. ᐛ
ᐖ I TOOK 5 WHOLE MINUTE TO WRITE ᐖAT ᐛ
Hoow can yoou even expect an indigoo too have bad taste in arts oof coourse i knoow ball
ᐖ OKAYE WELL I ᐖIᐖNT SAY I WUZ ESPEᑈTING U TO HAVE BAᐖ TASTE ☝️ ALSO I ᐖONGT REALLY FAᑈTOR BLOOᐖ IN WHEN IM FINKING ABOUT PEEPLE LIKE ᐖAT. U SEEM ᑈOOL ᐖOE. FROWS MY SMOKE BOMB AT ᐖA FLOOR ᐛ
Noot a dooe!!!!!!!! Ookapi!!!!!
ᐖ UR FUNNIE GUYE ᐛ
This is of course the preordained time to make this announcement. As it is important to preserve the purity of my timeline, I require individuals from beyond it to help serve my various interests. That is why I am announcing the formation of The Table- this organization may be seen as something of a subset of my Felt, one focused on cross timeline activity. You will answer directly to me, and by extension my lord if he ever wills it. Members of The Table will receive excellent benefits, of course. There will be a sign on bonus of any request you may have within reason, and aid and appropriate resources will be available to you for your own personal ventures- so long as they do not harm my own interests of course. Applications are of course now open. There are six seats currently open- or pockets to be filled, if you will. I will announce the hand picked candidates on Thursday, while the rest will be kept in reserve for potential future membership. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScpHTUcTh_mEcBUrCL7QE5SUfyzsvJpD5Xg20Yv4tieVxLDjw/viewform?usp=header
@docScratch he wants to be you soooooo bad lmao
ᐖ ZOMG I THOT ᐖIS WUZ ᐖA SAME ONE I SO SILLAY.......... ᑈAN U ᑈANᑈEL MY APPIᑈATION ᐖOᑈTOR FUᑈK I WANNAN STAY LOYAL 2 ᐖA ONE LINKEᐖ UP WIF ᑈALIGORN ᐛ
ᐖ WUOAH I THOT U SERVEᐖ BABY ᑈHEESES ᐛ
ᐖ ᐖAFUQ KINᐖA HOAST R U ᐖEN????????? ᐛ
as always, anyone who joins has signed away their own fate, as well as making many, many enemies.
ᐖ ZOMG I NEVER SEENT U BE4 I LIEK UR SHINY BALᐖ HEᐖ ᐛ
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