#headcanon
#HEADCANON DROP... 'i HEADCANON ... this mf (@MEGALOmEMES) cant do charge inputs' dIDNT KNOW WHAT THIS MEANT. lOOKED IT UP. iT'S NERD SHIT... :P [fORM IN PINNED]
#HEADCANON DROP... 'i HEADCANON ... rOAN (@TENACIOUStHEOLOGIST) GIVES THE BEST HEAD SCRATCHES. tHAT'S IT THAT'S THE POST. fOLLOW ME FOR MORE BANGERS.' hEY, UH, NO. FOLLOW *ME* FOR MORE BANGERS. HAHA. [fORM IN PINNED]
#HEADCANON DROP... #FROMMYPAN !! 'i HEADCANON ... @ARACHNEANgAMBIT HAS A BIG, ELABORATE, PIRATE-SHIP THEMED DICE TOWER, SO SHE CAN FLARP IN STYLE.' EG: HTTPS://I.PINIMG.COM/736X/03/2F/53/032F53EA7B9B611F566D4067498AF881.JPG (ALSO. IMPORTANT OOC NOTE BELOW. IN A SECOND. WHEN i WRITE IT.) [fORM IN PINNED]
#HEADCANON DROP... 'i HEADCANON ... aLL THE cRONII (@CHARMINGaNGELFISH , @CASANOVASaNCHOR , AND ANY OTHER cRONII OUT THERE!) WOULD ABSOLUTELY GET INTO A MOVIE NIGHT WHERE ALL THEY WATCH ARE GREASER FILMS FOR THE WHOLE NIGHT. aND MAYBE SOME DOCUMENTARY ABOUT GREASERS!' i PINGED THESE EXACT ONES LAST NIGHT, i THINK. sORRY TO DO IT AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME IT WAS ACTUALLY IN THE RESPONSE, HAHA. aNYWAYS, YEAH. GREASER MOVIES SLAP. GREASE THE GOAT. [fORM IN PINNED]
#HEADCANON DROP... #FROMMYPAN !! 'i HEADCANON ... @CYNICALaGATHOKAKOLOGICAL ECHOLOCATES AND THEN CHASES AROUND MICE IN THE DARK, FOR FUN.' bATS USUALLY EAT BUGS, BUT i FIGURE IF YOURE, LIKE. A BIG ASS BAT. YOU'D GO FOR SOMETHING BIGGER. (ACTUALLY, DONT SOME BATS EAT MICE??? ...i DONT KNOW.) [fORM IN PINNED]
#HEADCANON DROP... 'i HEADCANON ... THAT SHE (@HEMOPTYSIScYANIDE) SMELLS LIKE ACTUAL BARKBEAST SHIT EVEN THOUGH I HAVENT ENCOUNTERED HER IRL (THANKFULLY)' ...yEAH, i'LL STILL ALLOW SOME SLANDER HERE. iTS FUNNY. aH, THE CLASSIC 'DOESNT SHOWER' HEADCANON EVERY 'LOSER' CHARACTER GETS EVENTUALLY. WEAR IT AS A BADGE OF HONOR. [fORM IN PINNED]
#HEADCANON DROP... 'i HEADCANON ... JINX (@ECTObIOLOGIST#6844) CAN PROBABLY DRAW REALLY WELL IF SHE TRIES!' gONNA BE DRAWING A HAPPY LITTLE 'BREEZE'. HAHAHA [fORM IN PINNED]
#HEADCANON DROP... 'i HEADCANON ... @CORALLINEcATACLYSM COLLECTS LITTLE CHARMS TO DECORATE HER PHONE OR HAIR WITH.' CUTE! HASHTAG. MY TRINKETS. MY CHARMS [fORM IN PINNED]
#HEADCANON DROP... #FROMMYPAN !! 'i HEADCANON ... @VICEROYBUBBLESvSALAMANCR WOULD LOVE LUNCHABLES IF THEY TRIED THEM. SPECIFICALLY THE NACHO KIND. :]' (BUT HONESTLY, WHO DOESNT? THAT SHIT SLAPS.) [fORM IN PINNED]
#HEADCANON DROP... #FROMMYPAN !! 'i HEADCANON ... @COMEDICcANIS WOULD CURL UP IN THEIR RECUPERATION TO SLEEP (LIKE A DOG)' HTTPS://I.PINIMG.COM/736X/4A/6E/0E/4A6E0EC6EC3B5F7706EDBAE2EC4C2202.JPG SEE BELOW. [fORM IN PINNED]
#HEADCANON DROP... i THINK THE USER... ON THIS IS WRONG? iT SAYS UNUSED UTOPIA BUT i THINK THEY MEANT UNSEEN? SO. IM @ING UNSEEN. IF THAT WAS WRONG, THE TAG YOU PUT IN DIDNT EXIST OTHERWISE *DUMMY!!!!* 'i HEADCANON ... @UNSEENuTOPIA IS pOTENTIAL cHERUB. 0 FEATS, 0 RELEVANCE, 7 FAILED POSSESSION ATTEMPTS. eVEN IF WE IGNORE yIFFY, THEY'D STILL GET NARRATIONMOGGED BY THAT ONE NYMPH BOY. tHE GREEN ONE, YOU KNOW WHO i'M TALKING ABOUT. mAYBE EVEN THE AUTORESPONDER, WHO KNOWS?' ...WAIT, WHATS THE HEADCANON HERE? THAT THEY'D LOSE FIGHTS? UH MEHHH. THEY'VE BEEN HATING MY CHITS. ILL LET IT SLIDE. >:3 [fOR...Read more
#HEADCANON DROP... tHIS ONE ALSO DOESNT HAVE A SPECIFIC USER! JUST SAYS A CRONUS! URG... @CASANOVASaNCHOR @AENEAScALDARIUM FIRST ACTIVE ONES i FOUND. *BOOM.* 'i HEADCANON ... HE STINKS LIKE A MEOWBEAST MEAL… AND IT’S NOT EVEN A HEADCANON! IT’S TOTALLY TRUE! THIS IS A warning GIRL!!! STAY away!!!! 😭.' DO THEY SMELL.... *FISHY?* HAHAHA [fORM IN PINNED]
@can9nC9ntri6ut9r D9 y9u have permissi9n fr9m the su6jects 9f y9ur #Headcan9n chitts t9 6e p9sting a69ut them? If n9t, I w9uld like t9 9ffer y9u a friendly suggest t9 rec9nsider the f9rmat 9f y9ur acc9unt t9 ensure y9u are 9perating as respectfully as p9ssi6le. 9therwise, the idea 9f accepting an9nym9us "headcan9ns" 9f 9ther pe9ple (which, if we are 6eing h9nest, is n9thing m9re than an excuse t9 make 6aseless accusati9ns 9f 9ther users and play pretend with their sense 9f self) c9mes 9ff as highly invasive, a little creepy, and even detr9llanizing, as it is 9utright implying that 9ther users are n9thing ...Read more
#HEADCANON DROP... 'i HEADCANON ... THAT KANKRI (@CAVEATgUIDANCE) LOOKS HOT AS HELL WHEN HIS GUNS ARE IN HIS HANDS. THE CHIEF'S GUNS ARE AMAZING.' CANT TELL IF THIS MEANS GUNS (🔫) OR GUNS (💪) BUT SURE. [fORM IN PINNED]
#HEADCANON DROP... 'i HEADCANON ... she (@TURNTECHgODBIRD) broke up with jade via one of those glowing notes.' BETTER THAN A TEXT? [fORM IN PINNED]
#HEADCANON DROP... 'i HEADCANON ... '@MEGALOmEMES pROLLY sTINKS gOOD.' ..GROSS! DO i TAG THIS AS #SUGGESTIVE?? CANT EVEN TELL ANYMORE. :P [fORM IN PINNED]
#HEADCANON DROP... 'i HEADCANON ... '@REDrANGER iS SECRETLY EVIL.' UH. HUH. HEY OK DONT GET ME IN TROUBLE WITH THE POWER RANGERS. (BUT ALSO, *JUIIIICY.*) [fORM IN PINNED]
#HEADCANON DROP... (THIS ONE IS A DIRECT QUOTE, BECAUSE... i WAS A LITTLE CONFUSED BY THE WORDING... READING IS HARD.) 'i HEADCANON ... '@CARCINOgENETWINKIST, 'cAN'T CREATE A ROCK SO HEAVY HE CANNOT LIFT IT.' dOES HE CREATE? ROCKS? IS THAT A THING PEOPLE DO NOW? [fORM IN PINNED]
#HEADCANON DROP... 'i HEADCANON ... "KARKAT TO BE IN LOVE WITH ME.' ...wHAT?! tHIS DOESNT EVEN STATE A SPECIFIC USER! OR WHO ITS FROM!!! *UGH.* oKAY. LET'S JUST TAG A HANDFUL. WHATEVER. @CARBOLICgALVANOLOGIST @CARCINOgENETICIST#2183 @KANTANKEROUSfUSE @CARCINOgENETICIST#2443 BOOM. THERE. YOU GUYS ARE THE FIRST RANDOMS i FOUND THAT SEEM ACTIVE. CONGRATULATIONS, SOMEONE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU, *MAYBE*. (MAYBE ALL OF YOU. EW) UGH. SEND IN BETTER HEADCANONS, NORMIES. [fORM IN PINNED]
#HEADCANON DROP... 'i HEADCANON ... "@JUSTICEoTAKU IS A POSER N*RMIE TRYING TO FIT IN WITH REAL OTAKU CUZ THEY WANNA LOOK COOL TO THE ogS.' JUICY! LETS GET *INTO IT!* [fORM IN PINNED]
#HEADCANON DROP... 'i HEADCANON ... "@CULPABLYaTYPICAL HAS THE TROLL EQUIVALENT OF THE "AMAZON BASICS FIT" IN HIS CLOSET." NOT SURE WHAT THIS MEANS. BUT SURE! [fORM IN PINNED]
#HEADCANON DROP... 'i HEADCANON ... "@ASSHOLEbODYGUARD . HE STINKS' PEE. YEW! [fORM IN PINNED]
#HEADCANON DROP... 'i HEADCANON ... "SHE'S (@EMBELLISHEDbOOKWORM)'S A LITTLE OVER 6 FEET. dUNNO, JUST VIBES' WISH i HAD TALL VIBES. HA! [fORM IN PINNED]
#HEADCANON DROP... 'i HEADCANON ... "THAT @CANONcONTRIBUTOR iS ACTUALLY A a ghoul??? WHO IS WRITING THESE??? GET OUT OF HERE! you cant headcanon the headcanoner!!!!! [fORM IN PINNED]
#HEADCANON DROP... 'i HEADCANON ... "THAT @CONTROVERSIALmILK IS VERY GOOD AT CUDDLING.' WHO ISN'T? NEXT! [fORM IN PINNED]
#HEADCANON DROP... 'i HEADCANON ... "THAT @CHILLERaFICIONADO WOULD BE A lame CHAMELEON!' YEESH! [fORM IN PINNED]
#HEADCANON DROP... #NSFW EDITION! NASTY! ABOUT ... A VRISKA? UNSPECIFIED! UGH. LETS GO WITH @ARACHNEANgAMBIT. BECAUSE SHE'S THE FIRST ONE TO SHOW UP. NO HARD FEELINS. 'total bottom, but has a fucking complex about topping. first few times she pailed were probably total garbage, didn't let herself be inexperienced or awkward or anything, just thrusted 'til she came and assumed the other person had their mind blown. later on she probably figured herself out a bit.." " SURE. OK. [fORM IN PINNED]
#HEADCANON DROP... 'i HEADCANON ... "THAT IF @BARACKoBAMA WERE IN 'MY LITTLE PONY', HE'D BE A kIRIN!' AWWWE! [fORM IN PINNED]
#HEADCANON DROP... 'i HEADCANON ... "THAT IF @BARACKoBAMA WERE IN 'MY LITTLE PONY', HE'D BE A kIRIN!' AWWWE! [fORM IN PINNED]
#HEADCANON DROP #FROMMYPAN 'i HEADCANON ... "THAT @GRATUITOUSaNNUITY WRITES PAPERWORK IN CAPITAL LETTERS!"' [fORM IN PINNED]
#HEADCANON DROP.... 'i HEADCANON ... "THAT IF @CORONATEcRUELTY WERE TO SMOKE A PIPE, BUBBLES WOULD COME OUT, LIKE IN OLD CARTOONS!"' hOW CUTE! >:0 [fORM IN PINNED]
why dΩ they call it Ωven when yΩu Ωf in the cΩld fΩΩd Ωf Ωut hΩt eat the fΩΩd? because the cΩld and yΩu nΩt eat the fΩΩd when Ωf Ωut. when fΩΩd cΩld Ωut, eat fΩΩd the cΩld, in nΩt Ωut Ωven hΩt. sΩ, when hΩt in Ωven fΩΩd, yΩu Ωut hΩt fΩΩd eat, and Ωf cΩld Ωut fΩΩd, whereby, fΩΩd hΩt is. #headcanΩn #theΩry #fuckimagenius