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Aladys Anuram

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Second Lieutenant under guidance of His Galactic Overreach, Major General Garach Dowler Currently aboard long distance exploration vessel Suneater.

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gloomliebe
a lovely thinng you are
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Soooo, which jade do I lodge a complaint with about the baby hoard bullying me

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╰┈I think that you, ╰┈As the kids say ╰┈Cope.

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LEARNT MANY SWEAR WORDS. DAMN. CRAP. FCK.

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╰┈Hm.

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gloomliebe
a lovely thinng you are
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me, snuffling and sobbing while i open up the notif from 10000 grubs, "im not owned im not owned im not owned"

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COME CAVERNS. THEN TALK.

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gloomliebe
a lovely thinng you are
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I dont think i wanna do that

YOU FRIEND?

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gloomliebe
a lovely thinng you are
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I would love to be. I don't think rusties are allowed in the caverns???

VIOLT. BRING KFC. GRAND PARTRIACH NOW.

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gloomliebe
a lovely thinng you are
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I don't think you get to decide that. I can like order food to the cavern for you

WE DECIDE. YOU NOT. YESH PLEASE.

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gloomliebe
a lovely thinng you are
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Okay what do you want?

WAFFLES.

╰┈You need vegetables.

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╰┈Mm. ╰┈Shame.

<action; query input; query: was that sarcasm or genuine, sir? />

╰┈Genuine. ╰┈With a miメ of thinly veiled humor.

<action; statement input; statement: i see. />

╰┈Are you looking for me to reprimand them for requiring you to do your job?

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╰┈Mm. ╰┈At ease, Pehtal.

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↘️rest in pieces, helmsperson.↘️ ↗️LAUGHING MY TUNNEL OFF.↗️

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╰┈I am only going to kindly request that you leave this helmstroll alone once. ╰┈Who do you think you are? ╰┈Mind your manners, I can have you conscripted to the front lines among your red and bronᶻ 𝗓 𐰁e peers. ╰┈Who I have no doubt will enjoy your company. ╰┈Do I make myself clear, desk jockey?

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↘️"i can have you conscripted." ↗️JADEBLOOD.↗️ ↘️no, i cannot laugh yet. i must hold it in.↘️ ↗️I DO NOT KNOW FROM WHAT WARPED REALITY YOU HAIL FROM, BUT IRREGARDLESS OF THE TITLE DESIGNATED ONTO YOU BY THE TINIEST CORPORAL OF HER IMPERIAL BRIGADE, YOU DO NOT HAVE ANY EXTENSION OF CONTROL OVER THE GROUND FORCES OF ALTERNIA.↗️ ↘️nor do you have any power over your social superiors.↘️ ↗️THE GALACTIC EMPIRE IS IN NO SHORT SUPPLY OF THROWAWAY RUSTS AND BRONZES, SO I AM UNSURE WHY YOU ARE PRETENDING LIKE I SHOULD BE TAKING THIS THREAT AS LITTLE MORE THAN EGOFODDER FOR YOUR RITUALISTIC MEDITATIONS IN PERVERSION.↗️ ↘️try again next time.↘️ ↗️WHICH IS TO SAY, TRY AGAIN NEVER.↗️

╰┈You are certainly a sad little wretch. ╰┈I unfortunately care not for your inanity. ╰┈Do keep the energy up.

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↗️"I AM NOT OWNED, I AM NOT OWNED!"↗️

╰┈Your personal mantra, I am aware.

CHICKEN NUTGUTS.

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╰┈And a vegetable?

AND A VEGERABLE.

╰┈Eメcellent. ╰┈I will coordinate this with your matron at once.

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>>| .an .appreciation post to @bulgecurator for doing such .amazing work. keep .up, .also waiting .on purplebloods. #nsfw

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╰┈Well, ╰┈At least you know what you like.

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@eclecticEngineer[EE]

a hyp0thetica1. if z0me0ne had a reztraining b01t iz it p0zzib1e t0 rem0ve it with0ut it exp10ding?

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╰┈Yes.

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thiz iz 0n1y hyp0thetica1. p1eaze d0 n0t think it may be 0therwize.

╰┈Naturally

WE HAVE A GUN.

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╰┈ I assume the one typing is not the one holding it ╰┈ Which makes me concerned, because I assume that is the most intelligent of your number

-> alright. jade-bloods. your turn. if you thought i was going to slut shame you, i'm insulted. not only do i not give a shit about that, i find the concept itself uncreative and a waste of time. if you're going to insult someone actually put in the effort of creating a proper insult to throw in the first place instead of these low-effort excuses. that is to say, y'all do need to mind your own business. i cannot count the times i have met nosey jades and had to fight tooth and claw to keep my privacy. some people don't want to be doted on. also, can y'all grow a spine too? i don't mind if you don't seek conflict, but if conflict finds you, fucking stand up for yourself damnit. seriously, when y'all actually decide to go ape shit it's scary. deadass be willing to do that more often. it'd do you some good. #hatepost #vaguepostingisforcowards #irememberedthistime

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↗️I AM STARTING TO SEE WHY ALL OF YOUR QUADRANTS ARE UNOCCUPIED.↗️ ↘️jades occupy a fundamental part of trollian society.↘️ ↗️EMPLOYMENT BY HATCHRIGHT.↗️ ↘️this post is little more than abject whining.↘️

-> did you not see the post where i said i was swinging at everyone?

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↗️I SAW, AND CONTINUED TO WRITE MY COMMENT, WHICH I VALUE OVER THE CONTENTS OF WHAT YOU HAVE AUTHORED.↗️

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╰┈ You seem to frequently interact with things that you do not enjoy. ╰┈ Did you know that you can also not do this? ╰┈ And since superiority seems to be important to you, before you speak down to me on the matter, I am gainfully employed. ╰┈ And doing more for the empire than a desk jockey might.

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-> see, that's the neat part. i hate everyone. including myself. the intent of this is to vent my day to day frustrations in a way that doesn't put holes in my walls, and as for helping the empire. that's not the flex you think it is. quite honestly we'd all be better off if condie croaked and the empire collapsed overnight.

╰┈Forgive that comment was intended for the person I directly replied to. ╰┈ I respect the "grind" you are on of hating everything and everyone.

Terrifying. I will never post my rumblespheres online.

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╰┈Did someone request that of you?

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Y/[N] but it's a trend rn. I keep my spheres to myself, as should any individual on this website. Sultry posting is what text is for.

╰┈Easier to pretend it isn't happening than to comment directly on it, I think.

[Y]/N you're probably right.

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╰┈Good man.