Ordean Orater
@abyssalAnarchy
He/They Soon to be Emperor of Alternia. Prince of Space ♡♤ @bibliophilicBrevipennate Rp and Dm's are open.
^ I )(av3 tinally r3tarn3d )(im3. I can't typ3 vv3ll vvit)( t)(is n3vv palm)(ask. 83ing in3 arm3d pri8a8ly di3s nit )(3lp t)(is. Si I apiligiz3 tir my missp3llings. ^
Oh no!!!! Poor, poor Ordean, just what hafe you been up these past vew liights to get thiis outcome?
^ List3ning ti p3ipl3 t)(at i pri8a8ly s)(ialdn't it. gig, I n33d ti tix my palm)(ask t)(is )(arts m3 ti typ3. ^
Please rest!!!! Surely your wellbeiing takes priioriity over a darn palmhusk!
^ I am r3sting, kinda, i'm laying divvn. I primis3 i'll 83 tin3 Tr3via. ^
Viine?! You saiid you're one armed! That's not viine!!!! Not iin the sliightest!
^ Tr3via it's ik, it's vvrapp3d I'm ik i primis3 i'm ik. it I vvasn't i vvialdn't 83 i)( c)(ittr ^
Well. Ugh! Make sure to replace the wrappiings as needed. And don't oferwork yourselv iin the meantiime! ::‹ II'm sure II can clear up space iin my schedule iiv you are iin diire need ov an appoiintment.
^ I t)(ink i git it, may83, i'll m3ssag3 yia mir3 it i t)(ink )(3lp I primis3 yia. ^
And t)(3 c)(att3r-8ox gav3 up t)(3 g)(ost. Curs3 t)(3 fi3ry pits 83lovv! Ev3ry tim3 I cradl3 a g3m, it s)(att3rs in my )(ands!
II'm sure thiings wiill get better, Ordean! Whiile good thiings may not last vorefer iit's the good memoriies we had ov them that matter ::›
Ay3, a flick3r of kins)(ip in t)(3 mad)(ous3 danc3...t)(at vvas...a svv33t d3lirium.
^Let me see it, dunderhead. Everythiny sold nowaniyhts is poorly made swill BUT I'll BE damned if I can't fix an elementary little yizmo.^
Grat3ful )(3art sings, svv33t on3... d38t spins moon-t)(r3ads 8ack to t)(33. Fury gnavvs—t)(3 s)(ard-dr3am s)(att3r3d, its glass voic3 novv scr3ams in sil3nc3.
^BECAUSE I simply must take my crown as the kiny of schmaltz. Happy wriyyliny day to one of the most fascinatiny and BEFFUDLING BASTARDS I've had BOTH the deliyht and displeasure of meetiny. Try and keep yourself alive. @abyssalAnarchy #directpostiny^
A)(, so you did r3m3m83r good to knovv 83rg3t. T)(ank you non3 t)(3 l3ss you craz3d drak3. No promis3s ov3r k33ping mys3lf aliv3 you knovv t)(at.
Whiile II hafe tiime on my break II wanted to wiish someone a /fery/ happy wriiggliing day today! Whiile most people send piictures vor such an occasiion II beliiefe II may hafe vound somethiing efen better or at least on par wiith those: A Candiied Stiick Bouquet! IIt comes wiith a fariiety vlafors and efen one ov those personaliized note cards, iit's quiite the niivty thiing II was able to come across iin the shops today. But II'm gettiing siidetracked. Agaiin, a most pleasant wriiggliing day to you kiind siir!
Avv, s)(ucks, you didn't )(av3 to do t)(at Tr3via, 8ut t)(ank you v3ry muc)(, I appr3ciat3 you and all you do. I vvill )(appily tak3 my tim3 vvit)( t)(3s3 Candysticks. I vvill g3t you som3t)(ing as vv3ll for your vvriggling day vv)(3n it com3s up!
And you want to know something? I have not stopped looping We Like To Party. Interspersed with Boom Boom Boom. No one has come to stop me. No messages aBout this. By gog. I'm a DJ now.
int3r3sting c)(oic3s. i list3n to 8ot)( on loop mys3lf.
I see we have similar tastes... For the moment.
for t)(3 mom3nt at l3ast.
ug)(, my vvriggling day is coming up. )(ovv annoying.
^The comics and the STICKBALL. Moirail OBLIGEÉ, you know. BUT you'll see, if I recall or not. You'll see, once the morrow BREAKS.^
T)(at is tru3 I gu3ss. Novv I vvorry, ug)(, )(ovv do you k33p doing t)(is to m3 you 8itc)(. You got my acid tract in a tvvist.
^I know how you tick, little madman. What fun would there BE if I didn't know how to drive you further up a wall, eh?^
I vvill driv3 you up a damn3d vvall at som3 point I )(op3 you knovv t)(at s)(arp-tongu3d g)(ost.
^You can certainly try, nookfucker.^
Ok, )(aving a mom3nt ar3 vv3? N33d a mom3nt to c)(3vv on mor3 of your quills? Or do you n33d )(3lp vvit)( your damn3d postur3 pol3 AGAIN.
^Go and chew on your own horns once more, Orater.^
I vvould 8ut it's funni3r to vvatc)( you g3t lik3 t)(is 83auro.
II beliiefe markets that stock Candiied Stiicks giife a diiscount on one's wriiggliing day! Or at least some ov the markets that don't hafe trolls comiing out en masse playiing loud iinstruments and vorce you to wear a siilly hat to celebrate the day....
r3ally novv? i'll )(av3 to talk to you mor3 a8out it. sounds int3r3sting to say t)(3 l3ast.
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^If you chanye your password and then don't REMEMBER it, I'm not helpiny you.^
unlik3 83for3, I )(av3 tak3n m3asur3s NOT to FORGET. t)(anks to tr3via i )(av3 a journal to )(ELP m3 vvit)( t)(is.
^Do wonder how lony that journal will last BEFORE you fill it with your maddened SCRIBBLING, hm. Grateful for Trevia for keepiny you in check.^
)(mmmm, tim3 vvill t3ll t)(3 tal3. vv3lcom3 8ack.
That's iit!!!! As soon as II clock out vor the liight II'm grabbiing hiim, all my weiighted blankets, and the purpleblood-lefel stress balls we keep iin the ovviice and makiing sure he aiin't leafiing tiill he's safe and sound. >::‹
TREVIA...A PROMISE, A W)(ISPER IN T)(E DARK? NO MORE...NO MORE COLD SILENCES, NO MORE NESTING IN T)(AT 8UZZING TOM8 I ONCE CALLED A )(IVE? PLEASE, I FEEL, I FEEL T)(E TRUT)( IN MY 8LOOD—T)(IS IS SWEETER T)(AN ANY CROWN OF ALLOYED GOLD OR COIN OF LIES T)(E WORLD COULD LAY AT MY FEET.
That iis the least II could promiise you but II swear to you iit's a start
O)(, YOU DANGLE SWEET NECTAR IN T)(E )(ONEY-SPUN AIR! 8UT I’M 8UT A CRACKED 8ELL RINGING IN T)(E STORM, YET YOUR FINGERS KEEP FINDING MY )(OLLOW EC)(O—EAC)( GRASP A TINY SUNRISE.
IIt iis my job and my duty to care vor those around me. That duty doesn't just stop at vriiends
MY FRIEND...MY SWEETEST, MY MOST LUCID EC)(O...T)(ANK YOU. JUST...T)(ANK YOU, FOR T)(E W)(ISPERS T)(AT MAKE SENSE.
MY FRIEND...MY DEAREST, AND TRUEST FRIEND T)(ANK YOU. JUST...T)(ANK YOU. #UNQUIRK-FOR-TRANSLATION