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Popcorn is a bunch of little guys who desperately want to be in your mouth but theyre hibernating cause they are native to a high temperature environment so when you microwave them they wake up very suddenly but then they get cold again which is why they want to be in your mouth so so badly because its warm in there
@bubbleBlower I have completed my investigation, based on all of the previous posts and responses that I could find. Broken down in chronological order, here are what I believe to be the likely chain of events regarding Eggs' recent "possession": => 1 Week Ago Eggs has an encounter with a strange individual, under the name of "7otally normal guy". 7his user sends several apparently blank comments into the post feed, much to Eggs' confusion, and then vanishes. Unsure if physical contact was ever established. => 1 Week Ago Immediately after the previous encounter, Eggs becomes riddled with the belief that he is a human. His exact words were, "Help, I'm sick! I'm a human and unwell!" => 4 Days Ago 7he last normal sighting of Eggs before the incident, talking about dressing up as an "egg" for #eggsweek. => 3 Days Ago Eggs begins chanting an unusual mantra, calling himself a "Regular guy" over and over. Possibly related to his strange encounter with "7otally normal guy". Seems important. From this point forward, his behavior is noted to get gradually more out of line. He talks in a collected prose unusual of his normal demeanor, and shares strange images, including a disturbing layout of what appears to be a parallel "felt" possessing twisted features. Each member is also portrayed as being devoid of all color, much like Eggs' appearance during this time. => 1 Day Ago "Normal guy" mantra appears again. For whatever reason, he seems to be clinging to this, and repeating it in the same four intervals. Eggs also gets dyed green around this period of time, and his behavior rapidly escalates to concerning inability to hold conversation, presumably due to the green dye. => 20 Hours Ago Eggs washes off the green dye, per his own report, and goes to bed. => 2 Hours Ago A temporal explosion appears to have occurred, based on cited reports. Eggs' color seems to be back to normal, this time without the involvement of unnatural and likely environmentally unsafe dyes. 7hankfully, his behavior has also reverted back to the established baseline. Conclusion: I suspect this entire incident may have surfaced due to the strange interaction involving "7otally normal guy", aka, @notpeaNut. I recommend exercising extreme caution surrounding any interaction with the aforementioned individual, just in case. 7hankfully, this particular instance seems to have self resolved. @mrBenedict, glad to see you're feeling better.
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