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Belamy Thaias

@adequatelyAdjacent

avid reader , occasional poet , former hermit . they/he. question box : https://forms.gle/BwR1gYWdeYnZyoLH9

Blood: OliveAge: Kult Score: 2272Kull Score: 150822 followers23 following

i am channeling the humble cucumber .

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What variety?

where is the ???? react. i wish tø understand what the fuck yøu mean by this.

slicing cucumber . short and green .

i wish to be as ' cool ' as one in this moment . at least i think that's the saying ?

I erelate to you so heavily

this is called a ' diva ' cucumber . i think it may fit you . i mean that as a positive as i am now realizing ' diva ' can sometimes be used as an insult .

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I am. literally so honoured omg...I'm diva cucum8er

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hmm. gøød luck in yøur endeavør. perhaps steer clear øf brine.

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i would never be so foolish , as to stray too close to vinegar . thank you .

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oh stars no .

. . . on second thought . the cons list probably outweighs the pros a little , admittedly . 😶

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i cannot claim to be as cool as ' mothman ' though .

reasons to date me include ; i will recite poetry for you . always carrying snacks . i'm a resourceful survivalist that can make due with any situation . i'll recite a whole lot of poetry for you . goth . you can say you've held a cryptid's hand . (:

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i logged in to a wonderful trend , it'd seem .

my hands are all pruned . ):

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euhg , inhaled some bubbles .

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at least i have a sweet treat .

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Whatd you g3t

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ice cream . (: i've been working my way through trying all the flavors , when i have the extra money . it is perhaps the most perfect snack to enjoy , from the comforts of a bubble bath .

Aw man I want ic3 cr3am....

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i am mentally beaming you a bowl , with the cool and awesome powers i totally have . can you taste the spineapple ?

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oh my stars , i may just be hopeless .

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felt

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finally hive . my legs feel like they'll fall off .

saw his face , and got livid all over again . i must now spend the rest of this wretched shift , stewing .

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they have packed me among the air conditioning units . i pray we do not hit a pot hole .

sliding around the back of the truck , praying one of these boxes doesn't fall on me .

stars above my coworker is driving like a maniac .

sleep is finding me in restless fits , tossing and turning like a roast over fire .

ah . i locked in , and got through my whole novel .

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it is once more #yearning hours .

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it does leave the question , of what to try first .

it has reached that time of light , where i don't quite know what to do with myself .

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try a new thing, learn what you like to do at this hour!

Same.tbh

hmm . . . not a bad idea .