♦ pitied by @adequatelyAdjacent
thErE Is A swAn sOng thAt cAlls tO EvEry pUrplE blOOdEd trOll On thIs plAnEt, cAllIng mE tOwArds ElIxIrs Of wIckEd IntEnt I wIsh thErE wErE AltErnAtIvEs I jUst wIll sIt hErE And stArE At It nOw thAt I Am rEtUrnIng hIvE tO mAtEsprIt chIxIE
Aw man I want ic3 cr3am....
K33ping my mouth 2hut lik3 thi2 i2 probably th3 hard32t thing I 3v3r don3 tbh
print("good morning guys") print("i will not be wearing the article of clothing from yesterday due to it getting ridiculed")
favorite-ice-cream-flavor? ♥:-chocolate ♠:-vanilla ♦:-strawberry ♣:-something-else-(comment?)
/.nevermind.this.game.kinda.bores.me.i.cant.lie.\
I gotta log off bro thi2 i2 in2an3. You guy2 ar3 in2an3. Cant b3li3v3 I ju2t 233n 2om3on3 call folk g3tting th3ir 2hit blown back liv3 on f33d aft3r b3ing 23v3r3d from th3y a2p3ct2 a "23lf-indulging kidnapping plot" Y'all go back to your r3gularly 2ch3dul3d nothingburg3r of y3arning, bulg3/2ph3r3po2ting, and path3tic hornypo2ting. Im gonna figur3 out wh3r3 thi2 plac3 i2 and actually fucking do 2om3thing about it unlik3 you bunch of coward2.
P3opl3 on thi2 2it3 r3ally 2aw that 2hit and 2aid "Th323 guy2 trying to h3lp th3m ar3 2tupid thi2 i2 annoying" 3v3n if po2ting about it wa2 2tupid, y'all ar3 r3ally a bunch of fucking coward2. Homi3 2traight got th3ir kn33cap2 blown in liv3 on cam3ra for 3v3ryon3 to 233 an y'all ar3 annoy3d that th3 p3opl3 who actually w3nt to fuckin do 2om3thing about it w3r3 po2ting about it on your f33d G3t fuck3d
why worry about y32t3rday2 fuck up2 wh3n you hav3 tomorrow2 fuck up2 to look forward2 to?
/.update.on.that.former.matesprit.shit.\ \.i.think.i.miss.them.badly./
popped the gem off one a my rings from spinnin it too much
a few bong rips and several cans of concentrated caffeine #lunchofchampions #substance
^ ..i saw a troll that looked a lot like me at the supermarket today.. messy hair, olive sign with a scarf, somehhow pitiful looking.. weird.. ^ =^o+o^=
Considering closing my askbox, I haven't gotten anything in it and frankly, I honestly forgot I had one for a while.
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〚｟⦕⤊⦖｠〛i jerked off like four times and now i finally have the focus to do the fucking dishes. curse these indigoblood hormones. #nsfw #slight-vent
I'm t99 single t9 6e h9rnyp9sting, at this p9int i simply desire f9r understanding and c9mf9rt, the 6are minimum, a g99d man. H9wever, i w9uld 6e lying if i said i d9n't yearn f9r s9me acti9n s9metimes. #nsfw #yearning
Easing my woes with a fresh bottle o'red i picked up after yet another job-rejection. Am I an alcoholic at this point? Maybe. But hey, who fucking cares right. Cant be allkwed to be a functioning member of scoeity may as well be whag everyone wants me go be. #substance i AM getting wasted tonight. Cause why the fuck not anymore.
it's so over for me. i have a tickle in my throat.
[FEED COMMENTARY] Would you believe me if I said I'm on my tenth cup of coffee tonight?
☠ fθrgθ♰ nθ♰ everyθne apprecia♰es my mθrbid cθmmen♰ary eelmaθ. sθrry if i♰ sθunded maliciθus ☠
i tried to listen to my normal music on the way back to my hive but @pickpocketingintellect thought it’d be funny to get into my spotifly and remotely play the nyan meowbeast theme song can’t i mope in peace ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[UNIT_SD001NF_MESSAGE] UNIT_INPUT_MESSAGE;⸝⸝ ⁞ꕀ⸝⸝ fuꕀbl⁞ng⸝⸝ [UNIT_SD001NF_END_MESSAGE]
seeing my aunt interact with creepy horndogs is not the way i wanted to start my night.
ACTUALLY now that there ain't a bunch of BITCHES here to be all like OOOOHHHH I TOLD YOU SO I do gotta say maybe there's somethin bout this whole "thinkpan damage" thing because I do be forgettin SHIT LMAO Whatever it FIIIIINE
cant blame me phoor being boored as phuck aroound here
The dowvnside of an interdimensional social media platform. No one’s in my bubble’s time zone. Boring.
[IMMOLATION] <[Oooh, "Don't sit here, Rgabie, this bench is freshly painted for our contestants!"] <["Don't touch the snacks, Rgabie, this is a welcome gift for our contestants!"] <[Does ANYONE on this filming set APPRECIATE ME?]
im a mess, i cant sleep properly. i cried the other night listening to a techno song. my chitts hawve been extremely literal. vwhats happening to me.
Sh0uld i take up #t0ep0sting in his h0n0ur? #nsfw
G0t myself a little treat f0r 8eing 8rave and getting gr0ceries. Things still suck th0
print("hey babe want to be the youtube to my poop")
hairspray —> my 8ul8
i wake up. and this is my first chit i see.
[T] Therapy is expensive and useless in my position.] [S] Simply spend the day in the document review dungeon instead.]
[???] Not sure I like the way the clocks are yelling at me right now.
fast enough to practically teleport short distances. longer distances are significantly slower. the further i aim to go, the slower i start off. point is it would, unfortunately, be too easy. which is lame because i bet it would be really fun. there *is* another form i have to which is the inverse speed- slower the closer the goal, faster the further, but. eh.
do you ever fart and it fixes your spine
SORRY GUYS 1M NO LONG3R 4LLOW3D TO HOLD H4NDS >:[
8=l < I don't really 8=l < Want to be awake
here we have an e-mail from a very dissatisfied person. "hi wilson. you are an absolute goon and i hope you die. please step directly into the sun." pleasant.
Crushes are boring. Get into an on/off relationship for just shy of a decade and end it on a random Sunday.
CAN THIS CITY BE ANY MORE GODDAMN LOUD. I’M TRYING TO SLEEP AND ALL I CAN HEAR ARE SCUTTLEBUGGIES AND PEDESTRIANS. QUIET. THE FUCK. DOWN.
It's been, checks watch, MORE THAN HALF AN HOUR.
[S] Still struggling to feel much of anything.] [P] Probably alright, though.]
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓷𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓻, 𝓐𝓷𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽, 𝓪𝓷𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓻𝓵𝔂 𝓶𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓭 𝓱𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓪𝓵𝓿𝓪𝓰𝓮. 𝓢𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓼 𝓘 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓘 𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓼𝓲𝓶𝓹𝓵𝔂 𝓻𝓪𝔃𝓮 𝓲𝓽 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓶 𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻. 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮'𝓭 𝓫𝓮 𝓪 𝓵𝓸𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀𝓮𝓻 𝓮𝔂𝓮𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓮𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝔀𝓪𝔂. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓮𝔁𝓱𝓪𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓭𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
Live footage of my last 2 neurons trying their best.
𖤐NE 𖤐F MY F𖤐LL𖤐WERS JUST CALLED ME A WH𖤐RE. BITCH, I HA𓄋ENT FUCKED IN SWEEPS. #NSFW
...Th꒰y'r꒰ going to maak꒰ this v꒰ry difficult.
CHITTR IS A PRISON.
Casper, no, stay your hand. You can’t get into an argument. You’ve been awake for almost thirty hours. Put the palm husk down.
...GUESS I CAME T𖤐𖤐 EARLY.
⚇ Ugh. ⚇ They gotta put me down one of these days. ⚇
print("despite playing bass i am not good enough to be able to say things like "i am good with my fingers #suggestive" to people") print("this bums me out as i am sure if i said this enough it would work")
.i received message from my boss. which was sent .a week .ago. .i'm fired.
I wish I could sleep
we still have yet to find normal florid I fear
I am a f-o-o--o-o-l. I could ha\/\/e spent m'e\/\/enin' \/\/\/\/indin' do\/\/\/\/n \/\/\/\/it' m' matesprit an' ha\/\/in' her educate m' -o-o-n her -o-o-li\/\/e lifestyle. Naur. I'm fightin' \/\/\/\/retched thin's ad nauseum.
ʘ ▼▲˅ THE EMPIRE REALLY NEEDS TO STOP SENDING ME HOT WOMEN. I KEEP GETTING DISTRACTED AND LETTING THEM GO AND THEY KEEP GETTING UTLRA KILLED IN THE RIVER. ˅▲▼ ʘ
ʘ ▼▲˅ IMPERIAL DROPSHIP DESTROYED. ONE SURVIVOR. HUNTED HER DOWN. SHE WAS PRETTY. LET HER GO. SHE DISINTEGRATED AT TOUCHING THE MIST WHEN TRYING TO ESCAPE. SHAME. ˅▲▼ ʘ
/i need a bitch w a big mouth n a sma𝐋𝐋 hed /cuz i got a phat bu𝐋ge n 𝐋owk sma𝐋𝐋 hands 𝐋o𝐋 /#nsfw
8=l < What I need is this heat to fxdge off because I can't handle hormonal causalities on top of everything else that's happening all at once 8=l < I have another week of this 8=l < I can think of a pretty good way to satisfy that one at least
ᨳ Of course now would be the tIMe I run out of cIgarettes.
[B] Breaks pared down to five minutes.] [L] Love this for me, as the wrigglers say.]
[Resignation] Paperwork won't do itself.
:33< b33n there
∻I wish my ancest☢r added s☢me Nep☢ t☢ the tism they gave me.∻
Update from the interview yesterday; I think they were expecting a normal human, and they got me instead they got very confused amd flustered. They ultimately rejected me in the end, despite them only having two employees present. I applied to be a cashier. I will. Try again someplace else.
Can sl·leeping be a kink cause I want it badl·ly and l·life's just edging me..... #suggestive
Let me age mysel·lf real·l quick... #l·lyricpost 'Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me'
I l·lost my gl·lasses. My prescription sungl·lasses...... they were in my car then they weren't I never even took em out.
Apparently I'm just that popular? No idea really.
I thought thisss wasss about the fruit. 🌷
AND I got blood on my new boots. They're scrubbing it out now, but still.
🌳🌳🌳i🌿have🌳left🌳the🍄forest.🌲onto🌳greenless🌲pastures.🌳🌳🌳
UGHUGH. I can't believe we ran out of frozen lusus cream treats. Our pantry head is A MORON and NOW I have to hire a NEW ONE.!!
Debt collectortvrers will pretend to be hot singles in yovr ^re^ btw don't ^sk me how | know.
SHuT uP. SHuT uP. SHuT uP!
[V] Very big fan of the way the horrors of my personal life align themselves with my emotional crises.] [I] If I never "crash out" again perhaps nothing bad will happen again.]
|Lotta DRONES. More than I've ever seen together... EVER. It's freakin me out. I'm in my hive but it SHOULD be fine... I haven't done anythin. Nothin crazy enough to get my ass beat by DRONES at least.| |JESUS. Sorry. Loud sound from the next HIVE. I know it's a bad idea to check on the poor guy BUT...|
♡⸝⸝ 777ELL U WHA777 7hey don7 7ell u ab7 losin a fang is i7 makes ea7in way harder LMAO why ain7 nobody warn me... ⸝⸝♤
id be a fibber if i said fight night didnt intrigue me but i doubt id havve a good time
< I am not going to ssurvive the next matessprit monday. Help me. #ssuggesstive :>~
Phøne in recuperacøøn wiłł heał my brøken bødy, sureły.
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𝄞 ✧ Horr♩d, horr♩d! Th♩s ♩s horr♩d! ♩ get that they're a♫gry a♫d rea♪♪y fuck♩♫g mad but that ♩s ♫o excuse to set my p♩a♫o o♫ f♩re!!!!
Some of you people truly are the most dreadfully irritating bundle of genes ever concocted. Most of you I've never even spoken to, but rest assured, you are not spared from my scorn. You are irritating, and a blight.
Ugh. Where Can A Beautiful Bitch Get A Throne Of Men On A Random Thursday Afternoon?
𓆩𓆩 i guess i go✟ wha✟ i wan✟ed huh? i really don'✟ have anyone on my side 🚬🐺 𓆪𓆪
[T] Think actually that I am losing interest in most things.] [P] Probably better that way.]
No matter how hard I try, people keep being gay.
do the mods hate me vwhere are my badges, man...
[THREE OTHER SOULS IN THIS USER’S BODY ARE DISGUSTED TO VARYING DEGREES.]
"= it is half to fit in here and half to. get over. some feelings, uh. such as not saying what i want. ="
they'd eat me alive in there..
…THEY’RE. LAuGHING AT ME.
god damn i'm sorry i apologize holy shit
Thank fuck there's a way to translate your typing styles.
|Been busy ALL night! I've been lookin for a JOB that is nearby my hivestem and wont require me to move... So far nothin seems to be WORKIN out. At this rate I might just try and SEDUCE my old boss... AGAIN... If all else FAILS... I know that guys weak to purdy LOWBLOODS. I just really DON'T wanna... |
New day new sad
♱ Tonight I wander. I have no quest to occupy my pan.
I hate when the cl·lowns and hoofbeast fanatics start typing, I cant read shit. #nohate
*tzzk* When I was. Young. I thought. Being a mech pilot would be cool. Because I was a kid. And children. Do not know these things. Thankfully. I never. Became a mech pilot. *sskh* *tzzk* Sometimes I. Still. Wonder... But. Um. I think. I would not do well in that situation. *sskh*
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Yes https:((
ive never had soup until today. its like one of the few thing's you cant safely eat out of the trash
ᨳ One of the younger jades wIll not stop showIng Me panslop on her palmhusk. I cannot keep pretendIng to laugh. I’m not strong enough.
pikup lin3 canc3l 2adbrak hour2 i thnk