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Light Owls are wretches I am most happy to be in company with and here is what this light owl king is working with #selfie https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/jorasasnap.png ______๑🌹๑______
hmm. gøød luck in yøur endeavør. perhaps steer clear øf brine.

I am. literally so honoured omg...I'm diva cucum8er

(( thinking about drawing a swimsuit pic of this guy... should i do it? hmm

'nuff 2aid
A deVVast8tingly 8eautiful and nursely anonymous sender asks: "Do you haVVe any particularly guilty pleasures you'd 8e interested in diVVulging to the pu8lic?" I VWWill saVVe you the mercy of reVVealing VWWho you are. VVVery VWWell. Romantic noVVels. Not respectable courtship dramas, mind you. I mean the dreadful sort. ExcessiVVe yearning. Impossibly attractiVVe aristocrats. Torrid riVValries stretched across seVVeral hundred pages because neither participant possesses the sense to state VWWhat they VWWant plainly. Secret rendezVVous. Duels. Betrayals. Letters discoVVered at precisely the VWWorst possible moment. Utter rubbish. I haVVe shelVVes of it. I complain about the prose. I criticize eVVery tactical error made by the supposed riVVals. I become genuinely irritated VWWhen an author confuses simple incompatibility for compelling tension. And then I purchase the sequel. The less realistic, the better. That is all you are getting from me. One humiliation per inquiry, scholar.
Listen up the king of deep darkness and beauty is here keep this handsome bloke's face in mind from now on thank you #witnessme https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/oie_IExLMLkRG8wa.gif ______๑🌹๑______

2o anyon3 wanna g3t fuck3d up with m3 or am I gonna go hang out with th3 gra22 and th3 2tar2 by my23lf? Turn thi2 2hit into a littl3 party or 2om3thin #2ub2tanc32


Whatd you g3t

felt

Do32 that m3an I'v3 r3ally achi3v3d tru3 fam3

Ya 3v3r ju2t lay in th3 mud for 14 hour2 2traight?
(ㆆࡇㆆ") < thought about doing something today. (ㆆࡇㆆ") < terrible idea. wont do that again.

Lasagna without béchamel sauce is truly an angel without its wings. 6/10 experience.
\ n >< n / #juniorback #juniorvacation #juniorhadfun #satonaDifferentDesk... #comfyjunior! #thankyouto → @therapistofThedeepone t\ ♥ >< ♥ /

It2 tim3. Ill tak3 pictur32 for you guy2

Cant t3ll y'all wh3r3 im at, but I gotta wait a whil3 b3for3 I can do anything. 2av3 m3 from thi2 2t3althy bor3dom pl2 I cam3 h3r3 to knock h3ad2 not crawl around in th3 dirt all qui3t and 2hit I aint built for qui3t

c< libraries are awesOMe >c
Having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card.

Count your fucking day2 #clockworkinc

(*ᵕ_ᵕ)⁾⁾

P3opl3 on thi2 2it3 r3ally 2aw that 2hit and 2aid "Th323 guy2 trying to h3lp th3m ar3 2tupid thi2 i2 annoying" 3v3n if po2ting about it wa2 2tupid, y'all ar3 r3ally a bunch of fucking coward2. Homi3 2traight got th3ir kn33cap2 blown in liv3 on cam3ra for 3v3ryon3 to 233 an y'all ar3 annoy3d that th3 p3opl3 who actually w3nt to fuckin do 2om3thing about it w3r3 po2ting about it on your f33d G3t fuck3d

Pro tip for avoiding thi2 in th3 futur3: Drink a tooon of wat3r b3for3 ya ca2h out for th3 light

(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— I hOpe it keeps gOing away!! (。•︿•̀。) Feel better sOOn ❤︎ —— (˘ ³˘)
[???] Anything for my faithful viewers. Make sure to tune in tonight when we talk about something important and exciting.
/.turns.out.you.cant.demolish.your.customers.with.zero.reprecussions.\ \.funny.that.they.can.send.shit.after.me.but.cant.do.anything.else.alone./

print("according to the unverifiable word on the street ") print("yes")

ya 3v3r think how moob3a2t2 ar3 r3al calm con2id3rin th3 whol3 floor i2 food

print("good morning ") print("puts on my big bulge is back in town sweater") print("whats up ") print("#suggestive i suppose")

i ju2t 2hift3d wh3r3 i w3r3 layin in th3 gra22 n my back popp3d lik3 4 tim32 f3lt fucki ngr3at

print("that sweater is quite crass actually i should probably stop wearing it")

3y r3al quick who th3 fuckin idiot who nam3d 3m j3t 2ki2 and not 2om3thin 2ick lik3 boat3rcycl32??

y'aint n3v3r b33n to a b3ach b3for3???

anon a2k2 "How ar3 you 2o cool?" i dunno if thi2 2arca2m or no but imma an2w3r it lik3 it aint cuz i think i am cool hon32tly i think it2 a confid3nc3 thing lik3 i aint afraid to b3 who i am. i dunno what th3 23cr3t 2auc3 of cooln322 i2 but i aint n3v3r b33n nobody but who i am and i think that play2 a lot into it
leaves crunching under approaching footsteps woods asmr live recording ☠︎︎

on th3 plu2 2id3 i crawl3d into thi2 r3al nic3 fi3ld of gra22


nxt tim for 2ur3 dawg tak3 m3 wit u ill tak3 u to m33t him
You're right. It is a good tail.
Very cute.

233 told u th3y w3r ov3r th3r3

what do u call a magic dog a labracadabrador

why did th candl3 quit hi2 job??? cuz h3 wa2 burn3d out

y couldnt you t3ll th3 pt3radactyl w3nt to th3 bathroom cuz th p i2 2il3nt

wut did th platypu2 2ay wh3n it bought n3w lip2tick put it on m bill

okok i f33l b3ttr noiw

gimm3 fiv3 minut2 n ill b right a2 rain

Dont worry, I'm th3 natural pr3dator to 2cuttl3buggi32. Ill k33p you 2af3.
the cock is ticking or whatever that image said i wouldnt know

Fuck I wi2h th3r3 w3r3 a laugh r3act on thi2 2it3 bro

#2hallow

#D33p

Alright now that th3 movi3 i2 ov3r It2 tim3 to go on an adv3ntur3 (G3t 2hitfac3d in th3 gard3n and probably pa22 out in th3 gra22) #2ub2tanc32

Th3y l3arn 2o fa2t
At least the chefs are preparing something I actually like for dinner.
AAWWWWWWWWWWWWWᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WᛟLF PACK DID U MISS ME >ᛒJJJJJJJJJ 🐺🐺🔥🔥 I WUZ ᛟUT IN DA WᛟᛟDS WᛟᛟDSᛗAXXING ᛟN DAT ANCIENT 💪 QUEST 💪 YᛟULL NEVEᚱ!!! ᛒELIEVE!!!! WAT I FᛟUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STᛟᚱYTIᛗE TᛟNITE ᛟN STᚱEAᛗ ᛟVEᚱ AT ᛒITCᚺ.TV/KᛟTA_ Gᛟ CᚺECK IT ᛟUT!!!!!! #SUᛒSCᚱIᛒE #AD

You know y'all would probably g3t lik3, at l3a2t 5% cool3r if you ju2t hung out with m3 a littl3 bit.

Fuck now I kinda al2o wanna g3t ultra hyp3r fuck3d up and m33t Antoni again #2ub2tanc32

H3 on3 of th3 tr332! That2 my mf dawg

▲some of you people need to be torn apart emotionally and it shows▼

Huuuug3 You got thi2 brochacho! Go m33t th3 tr332. Lmk if you run into Antoni

2om3thing b3yond 2impl3 word2 or d32cription. An 3xp3ri3nc3 that on3 can only truly know by touching with th3ir own two hand2 and b3holding with th3ir own two 3y32

I 2ur3 a2 fuck aint. G3t fuckin turnt

Don't Talk To Me Or My Scorpion Father Or My Robotic Scorpion Or My Meowbeast Daughter Or My Ant Farm Ever Again.
.⋆♱⃓ Oh what’d I’d do to be wra𓆩𓆪ed around a rich man’Z arm and be his pampered prince𓆩𓆪.

print("my toxic trait") print("uh probably being 2 cool 4 school")
yawn.... lmao im not gonna do shiiiit todayyyyy~ zzz....

| work ovt for like v^nity dvh bvt ^lso so the gvit^rist c^n sm^sh their gvit^r over my b^ck ^nd not kill me. |t's h^rdcore ^s fvck the crowds love it.

OFFICE CLOSED. “SOMEONE” WISHED FOR “COSTAR TO GET ONE MILLION BUCKS.” NOW I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF ALL THESE ANTLERBEASTS. #IWORKWITHTWOFUCKINGIDIOTSBRO
Goodness, what's the occasion that's got everyone slamming back booze suddenly? #substances

T)(IS IS C)(ITTR. VERY WELL, GOOD EVENING EVERYONE ON T)(IS SITE.
[???] You know. Fantasy kinda ░░░░s, yeah? Imagine if a knight in shining armor came up to rescue me. Like a prince stuck in his tower.
EVEN BETTER THEN COLLARS THOUGH? SPREADER BARS. THEY'RE ALWAYS FUN. GUY, GIRL, IN BETWEEN? THEY CAN STILL ENJOY IT. WELL. ENJOY IS A STRETCH BUT STILL. FURTHERMORE, IF YOU SET IT UP RIGHT YOU CAN TIE A WAND TO THEIR THIGH AND DRIVE THEM REALLY CRAZY. #NSFW #KINKDISCUSSION
Ꙩ-->The stars will always lꙨve yꙨu. The mꙨꙨn will always shine fꙨr yꙨu. NꙨ actiꙨn yꙨu cꙨuld take cꙨuld separate yꙨu frꙨm the divine, because yꙨu are lꙨve itself.
...do hands stained in rainbows deserve to touch the stars....

╲___the forest was nice.___╱ ╲___maybe even useful..___╱ ╲___the food could be plentiful. shelter was simple.. many things to climb.. ___╱ ╲___many things to hunt.. to eat. to sell..___╱ ╲___however. trees are less convenient..___╱ ╲___they grow as they please.. roots interfere with digging..___╱ ╲___leaves conceal merchandise.___╱ ╲___rain remains for an unreasonable amount of time..___╱ ╲___kahhal has therefore relocated..___╱ ╲___despite.. penny. pendra.. my love. alone in his hive.___╱ ╲___it saddens me to think about..___╱ ╲___but the quarry is better.___╱ ╲___there are already walls cut into the earth. ___╱ ╲___there is a strange amount of abandoned machinery..___╱ ╲___there are also beetles..___╱ ╲___many beetles.. ___╱ ╲___the previous owners have abandoned this quarry..___╱ ╲___their coin was plentiful..___╱ ╲___their corpses were present.___╱ ╲___finer material has been transported to several sheltered areas. ___╱ ╲___they are digging normally.. this was important.___╱ ╲___there is considerably less shade here..___╱ ╲___which matters for other reasons..___╱ ╲___fortunately, the structures below ground permit other trolls to visit.___╱ ╲___the forest provided things..___╱ ╲___the quarry provides space to put things.___╱ ╲___this is an improvement..___╱ ╲___kahhal rests here now..___╱ ╲___do not fall into my pits.___╱ ╲___the kahhal market quarry shall open soon.___╱ ╲___but i need a better name..___╱ ╲___#death #corpse___╱ ╱PURCHASE WARES FROM MY STORE AT THE QUARRY╲

huh so thats what they looks like!! fuckin weird lmaoooo

consider: lizards

What if w3 had a #FrolicFriday wh3r3 w3 all m33t up in lik3, a giant fi3ld of flow3r2 wh3r3 w3 all frolic and hav3 a picnic and 2hit and mak3 2ick a22 flow3r crown2
https://file.garden/agVOWpMouzVg953h/Felt%20cute.png New profile picture y'all!

dOEs dOnUts on the tl. big tIrE tracks on it. lots of smOkE.
Gxlly... I suppxse it's that perverse sxrt xf time... Well... I might as well!!! X))) Uhmmm... I lxve cxvering the cxst xf a lady's drink withxut even being txld tx... I absxlutely adxre the thxught xf prxviding my blazer as a cxver frxm the rain sx said dame wxuldn't have tx fear sullying their attire...!!! Gxlly...!!! Such imprxpriety... I shxuld really still my beating pusher... #hxrnypxsting #yearning #nsfw
▶︎ Of Course I Come Back To Twink Talk._ ▶︎ My Demographic._

:33< im nyat a fur33 thinkpurr im a fureak thinkpurr

many though often retellins a the same fairytail i wwas obsessed wwith as a wwiggler

i used to havve a library
feed is getting me intrigued when i’m up far too into the light lmfao #cannibalism is surfing around and im so normal about it completely normal about the rips and pops of flesh arteries bursting before the ichor floods between your teeth a warmth dripping from my throat, your tongue, our bodies, souls drenched in a fountain so tainted that the only way to cleanse is to force it out #gore #nsfwe #imexhausted #snoozing
== Ah... == The Dread Warl0ck rises fr0m its slumber... == And f0r its Evil Meal...? == Cinnam0n T0ast Punch... ==

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Streets are say.ing 𝙸'm cuter than Lord English
[FEED COMMENTARY] Oh yeah. Hit the jackpot. Don't tell anyone, my friends. I'm about to be a criminal.
[UPDATE] /OH/ yeah, baby. Listeners, you /hear that/? If you can't hear it (let's say, you're reading), tune into my station, stat. That little click just now? That's the relay switching over to the secondary channel. I finally got the timing where I wanted it. Took me /ages/. And listen to this. No, really /listen/. The hum is practically gone. I replaced the grounding lead, adjusted the preamp, recalibrated the limiter, and I swear this thing sounds better than it did when it was brand new. I know nobody else cares. I know. That's the best part. /I/ care. Anyway. Where was I? Ah, /yeah/. Your regularly scheduled programming.

Morning horse.

print("hi guys") print("rise + grind")
┎-------------------┑ CHARACTER PROFILE ┕-------------------┛ 📍 [Identity] Sollux "Solbee" Captor He/Him, Pansexual, Polyquad, Cis-Male 36 years old 7'6", 350+ pounds Chronic Fatigue, hypothyroidism, obesity 📍 [Location and Mobility] Resident of a hub planet Transportalizer access, portable transportalizer access Lives in a manor Freelance web admin, stay at home dad 📍 [Timeline Information] https://chittr.ing/profile/toxicToxophilite/462b4a37-af0f-4387-9639-73142011b94c 📍 [OOC Notes] Ask for story details for this character Check OOC pinned for full character list, timeline info, and about me Chittr DMs are always open however I often miss them, Discord is better for rp NSFW is okay but I am aroace and I'll lose interest if I'm not invested in the ship I like to rp interactions as well as hash them out loosely Dark topics can happen sometimes, I will tag My short term memory is bad and so is my ability to focus ----- Romantic Relationships: - ♥️ - Eri Ampora // @floralPersuasion - ♦️ - Poriva Ampora // @curiosityBubbles ----- Other Important Relationships: - Friend - Lux Captor // @twinedArmageddons - Friend - Kronos Ampora // @cascadingAccent ----- Important Tags: - None yet. ----- Askbox: https://forms.gle/hyrcvP9oSQTHEnRt8 ----- Visual Reference

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸www.ant to make more ocs but 𝙸 retiredfrom www.rit.ing https://
vV HE DØES! LET ME GET PRETTY CLØSE TØ TAKE THE PIC, WHICH IS NICE. Vv

print("i am sure if i keep pumping out some mildly humorous posts it will lead to someone falling deeply in love with me")

nah youre alright. to answer this since ya want answers. a real human speakin here. or half human. fuck. im the odd one to the humans. but yeah theres not many difference between each. except size. i might be a case apart. since. knot and all the different shit. #suggestive (?)

thats all i can say. at least from what i know. off to cuddle wit matesprit i go.

꧁Hff. theres a lot more differences than that!!! Thereare texturedifferences, differences in foreskin...pliability.. external testes... how taut the skin is... some go through a process called circumcision and that radically alters the shape and presentation as well as the nerves! #nsfw꧂

I would say that it's probably a relative thing. Something that's different from your norm is bound to seem strange.

i havent seen any other dick rather than mine. and i got a fuckin knot. im sure thats not the usual dick around humans. but yeah. whatever you said must be true. ya cant be called "bulgeCurator" for no reasons. #nsfw

꧁thatis NOttheusual. no. #NSFW꧂
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𝕗𝕒𝕪𝕘𝕠 𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕖𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕜 𝕚𝕤 𝕤𝕠 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕦𝕞𝕞𝕪 𝕝𝕖𝕘𝕚𝕥 𝕓𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕤𝕠𝕕𝕒 𝕒𝕥 𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕠𝕟 𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕙/𝕒𝕝𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕒 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕚𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕔𝕦𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕞𝕪 𝕗𝕒𝕧𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕤𝕠𝕕𝕒 𝕚𝕟 𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕝,𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥'𝕕 𝕓𝕖 𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕝𝕦𝕕𝕘𝕖 𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕪 𝕘𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕩𝕪 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣷⣀⡤⠤⠤⠤⠤⢤⣄⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣟⡵⠚⠉⠀⠤⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠓⠦⣾⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠘⢦⡙⢷⣜⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢺⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⢀⠀⠀⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢣⡀⠀⠀⠀⠙⡼⡍⡘⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⡟⠀⠀⢀⠇⢀⡼⡇⠀⠀⠀⣤⡀⠀⠀⢱⡀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⡴⡘⣿⣿⣆⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⡅⠀⠀⣘⢀⡾⢥⣿⣰⠀⠀⡟⢷⡀⢷⣄⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡞⣧⣿⡿⠋⠀ ⠀⠀⢠⡿⡇⠀⠀⣽⣾⣤⣤⣈⢿⠆⠀⡇⠘⠹⣿⡝⢮⣇⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡟⢱⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢸⠀⡏⡇⠀⣿⢱⠿⣿⣻⡝⢿⣄⢳⢐⣶⣾⣷⣾⣿⠀⠀⡇⠘⣿⠉⡄⠸⡀⠀ ⠀⠀⡏⢸⣧⣷⠀⣿⠸⢯⣉⡾⠁⠈⠻⣾⡜⣗⠿⣭⡏⣿⠀⢀⣧⡀⣿⡄⡇⠈⡇⠀ ⠀⢠⠇⠸⢱⡟⣆⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠑⠖⠚⠀⣾⠀⣼⣿⠙⠇⡇⠇⠀⢇⠀ ⠀⢸⠀⠀⢸⠀⠘⢾⣿⣗⣦⣄⣀⠰⠤⠄⠀⠀⣀⣠⢴⢧⠾⠿⠃⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⢸⠀ ⠀⡏⢀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣣⣾⣭⢿⣫⡿⠻⡍⠠⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⢀⠀⢸⠀ ⢠⠁⢸⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣧⢸⢿⠇⣵⣼⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⡎⠀⠘⡇ ⢸⠀⠸⡄⡇⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡏⣸⣸⠈⠀⢹⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⡇⠀⠀⡇ ⡄⠀⠀⣇⢰⠀⠀⠸⢿⣿⣿⢞⠇⣟⢸⠅⡆⠘⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⡇⠀⠀⢠ ⢁⢆⠀⠸⣼⠀⠀⠘⠋⢩⣾⣧⣶⣿⣿⣆⣼⣿⣿⣿⣻⠿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠁⠐⠀⢸ ⠘⡌⣆⠀⢻⡆⠀⠀⠀⠘⠫⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣯⠟⠉⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⢠⡏⢀⠷⠀⢸ ⠀⠙⢿⣗⢔⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣶⣶⣿⢳⣶⣖⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡼⢀⢎⡇⢠⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⠲⠽⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣞⢔⣃⣼⡴⠋⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⡻⠿⢨⡿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕔𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕣𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕠𝕗𝕗 𝕞𝕪 𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕕 𝕡𝕚𝕡𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕞𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝕞𝕠𝕛𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕒𝕦𝕥𝕚𝕗𝕦𝕝,𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕝𝕪 𝕨𝕖𝕒𝕡𝕠𝕟 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣷⣀⡤⠤⠤⠤⠤⢤⣄⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣟⡵⠚⠉⠀⠤⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠓⠦⣾⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠘⢦⡙⢷⣜⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢺⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⢀⠀⠀⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢣⡀⠀⠀⠀⠙⡼⡍⡘⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⡟⠀⠀⢀⠇⢀⡼⡇⠀⠀⠀⣤⡀⠀⠀⢱⡀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⡴⡘⣿⣿⣆⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⡅⠀⠀⣘⢀⡾⢥⣿⣰⠀⠀⡟⢷⡀⢷⣄⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡞⣧⣿⡿⠋⠀ ⠀⠀⢠⡿⡇⠀⠀⣽⣾⣤⣤⣈⢿⠆⠀⡇⠘⠹⣿⡝⢮⣇⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡟⢱⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢸⠀⡏⡇⠀⣿⢱⠿⣿⣻⡝⢿⣄⢳⢐⣶⣾⣷⣾⣿⠀⠀⡇⠘⣿⠉⡄⠸⡀⠀ ⠀⠀⡏⢸⣧⣷⠀⣿⠸⢯⣉⡾⠁⠈⠻⣾⡜⣗⠿⣭⡏⣿⠀⢀⣧⡀⣿⡄⡇⠈⡇⠀ ⠀⢠⠇⠸⢱⡟⣆⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠑⠖⠚⠀⣾⠀⣼⣿⠙⠇⡇⠇⠀⢇⠀ ⠀⢸⠀⠀⢸⠀⠘⢾⣿⣗⣦⣄⣀⠰⠤⠄⠀⠀⣀⣠⢴⢧⠾⠿⠃⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⢸⠀ ⠀⡏⢀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣣⣾⣭⢿⣫⡿⠻⡍⠠⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⢀⠀⢸⠀ ⢠⠁⢸⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣧⢸⢿⠇⣵⣼⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⡎⠀⠘⡇ ⢸⠀⠸⡄⡇⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡏⣸⣸⠈⠀⢹⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⡇⠀⠀⡇ ⡄⠀⠀⣇⢰⠀⠀⠸⢿⣿⣿⢞⠇⣟⢸⠅⡆⠘⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⡇⠀⠀⢠ ⢁⢆⠀⠸⣼⠀⠀⠘⠋⢩⣾⣧⣶⣿⣿⣆⣼⣿⣿⣿⣻⠿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠁⠐⠀⢸ ⠘⡌⣆⠀⢻⡆⠀⠀⠀⠘⠫⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣯⠟⠉⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⢠⡏⢀⠷⠀⢸ ⠀⠙⢿⣗⢔⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣶⣶⣿⢳⣶⣖⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡼⢀⢎⡇⢠⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⠲⠽⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣞⢔⣃⣼⡴⠋⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⡻⠿⢨⡿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

thats not too much. i would offer to help if i wasnt so fast.

Hey, Chittr. Is it normal to get a feeling of paralyzing dread whenever you pass by your employer's office? The door is always just slightly cracked. The things I try my best to avoid peeking at...

꧁imright theerewithyou꧂

My Skin Is Clear Because I Drink Water, I Have A Lasting Skincare Routine, And I Am Mean. No, You Will Not Have Clear Skin If You Do Not Follow The Last Step. #serene

i lowve stealing, lying, faking and being hot. i am vwretched in my pusher. i am a monster. monstrous. yet, my face...? of an angel. my wvoice? like a choir... the duality of man. #thinking #deepthoughts #duality

C=~ Human bulgge is substantially gifferent dhan troll bulgge, ang dhus gefiningg dhem by dhe same terminologgy is quite a confusingg gecision I fing. I propose dhat we invent a new colloquial term for dhis alien oblongg sex orggan. C=~ C=~ I propose, "Squirtpole." C=~
now don't let my distinguished disposition fool you. i too have been known to "funk it up".
moss would add a nice addition to it, but do be careful you don't let it get out of control.
ah.. the aromatic scents of the forest.. it's crazy- but if you gather a few pinecones and string them about your hive, you'll get a pleasant earthy smell to permeate your blocks.
perhaps there is a way we can make everything just a little more oak.
last night i sat awake with a book in hand, thinking about the possibility of a universe where everything is slightly oak scented. i'm not sure why- something to keep the lonely pan occupied.
Whil꒰ w꒰'r꒰ on th꒰ topic, lov꒰ is aa ꒱꒰aautiful thing. Th꒰ f꒰꒰ling of ꒱꒰ing h꒰ld in aanoth꒰r's aarms is unaa꒱l꒰ to ꒱꒰ surpaass꒰d.

my favworite base? first and a half. under the shirt, ovwer the bra. #nsfwv
dead, no prospects, no caegars, no quads at least 1 have these react1on 1mages on my palmhusk though

throwin6 pap3r at my cowork3r 7or 7un...
🙌 HAVing four Arms is Veery - 🤭 Aheem 🤣 “HAndy”!

[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- ΣΩm-∊ ♱rΩllΣ.. juΣ♱ 屮Ⱥn♱ ♱Ω Σ-∊-∊ ♱ⴵ-∊ 屮Ωrld burn. bu♱ ⴵ-∊y, Ɨ♱Σ #☪︎ⴵ-∊-∊Σ-∊Ωf♱ⴵ-∊nƗgⴵ♱! ♱ΩnƗgⴵ♱Σ #☪︎ⴵ-∊-∊Σ-∊Ωf♱ⴵ-∊nƗgⴵ♱: BƗg 屮ΩΩdΣ blu-∊. BƗg 屮ΩΩdΣ Blu-∊ ƗΣ Ⱥn Ⱥm-∊rƗ☪︎Ⱥn ☪︎ⴵ-∊-∊Σ-∊ prΩdu☪︎-∊d by Σⴵ-∊pⴵ-∊rd'Σ 屮Ⱥy FȺrmΣ Ɨn MƗnn-∊ΣΩ♱Ⱥ. ♱ⴵƗΣ blu-∊ ☪︎ⴵ-∊-∊Σ-∊ mȺd-∊ frΩm Σⴵ-∊-∊p'Σ mƗl|⟨ ⴵȺΣ Ⱥ nȺ♱urȺl rƗnd, Ⱥnd und-∊rn-∊Ⱥ♱ⴵ Ɨ♱, ♱ⴵ-∊r-∊ ƗΣ Ⱥ fƗrm, ƗvΩry-☪︎ΩlΩr-∊d bΩdy Σp-∊☪︎|⟨l-∊d 屮Ɨ♱ⴵ blu-∊-gr-∊-∊n v-∊ƗnΣ. ♱ⴵ-∊ ȺrΩmȺ ƗΣ Σ屮-∊-∊♱, 屮ⴵƗl-∊ ♱ⴵ-∊ flȺvΩrΣ Ⱥr-∊ ΣpƗ☪︎y, ♱Ⱥngy, p-∊pp-∊ry, ΣⴵȺrp, Ⱥnd rΩbuΣ♱. ⴵΩ屮-∊v-∊r, ♱ⴵ-∊ rƗ☪︎ⴵn-∊ΣΣ Ωf ♱ⴵ-∊ Σⴵ-∊-∊p'Σ mƗl|⟨ bȺlȺn☪︎-∊Σ ♱ⴵ-∊ Ɨn♱-∊nΣ-∊ flȺvΩrΣ. Ɨ♱'Σ r-∊☪︎Ωmm-∊nd-∊d ♱Ω pȺƗr ♱ⴵ-∊ ☪︎ⴵ-∊-∊Σ-∊ 屮Ɨ♱ⴵ PΩr♱ Ωr ΣȺu♱-∊rn-∊Σ. MY LȺƗR ƗΣ LΩ☪︎Ⱥ♱-∊D ƗN ♱ⴵ-∊ BƗG 屮ΩΩDΣ DΩ NΩ♱ BΩ♱ⴵ-∊R M-∊ BL-∊ⴵⴵⴵⴵⴵⴵⴵⴵⴵⴵⴵⴵⴵⴵⴵⴵⴵⴵⴵⴵⴵⴵⴵⴵⴵⴵⴵⴵ ⴵ♱♱pΣ://☪︎dn.Ɨmg☪︎ⴵ-∊Σ♱.☪︎Ωm/fƗl-∊Σ/Ⱥ620dbd8b899.png -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]

Okay - so - been - trykng tk adjust to not showing both eyes - this is harder than i rhougt it would be but! - its going okay - I think >

Anime character from dragon ball z. Brooding bad guy turned reluctant hero type

Word of wisdom: Meow

Kril·ll·lion #53 🦐 275 🫧🦑🐟🐟🏮🐟🐟
Live footage of my last 2 neurons trying their best.
Hm. Perhaps I should scope out the number of ornery fuchsias present on this site before I consider sharing details of mine (and by extension, the young Heiress') ~~ From the looks of it, most of the royals I've seen are across dimensional lines, and would, I assume, pose very little trouble ~~ My, how marvelous that would be. The squeakbeast race on my own Alternia is a tremendously tiresome thing ~~

(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ If thangs g◕ well, we're h◕ping t◕ d◕ it ◕nce a perigee yes!!!!

(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ u c◕uld c◕me and learn!! tha wh◕le reas◕n is t◕ share ◕ur culture with every◕ne!!! I think it's g◕nna be really fun we can d◕ puppet shad◕w sh◕ws and stuff ◕mggggg
=:) | l|ke watch|ng you all do sh|t l|ke a tank w|th me tapp|ng aga|nst the glass~

H𖤐W AB𖤐UT N𖤐W. WH𖤐 HERE SEES ME!!!!!

What kind of animal ha2 mor3 liv32 than a cat? A frog, b3cau23 it croak2 3v3ry day
꧁ད ⚜︎ Ah, what a lack of being ovtgoing... mvst I really be so contained? Good evening, to all who know their light and night. I hope yov find yovrself with no ailments, and the twin moons above vs all shine brightly in yovr favor. I am Tideze. ⚜︎ ད꧁
My, what an eclectic bunch you are ~~

၄⋆၃ blehhhh i may be high but i still got it 15 minute doodle of myself #substanxes
ʘ ▼▲˅ I AM QUITE FOND OF THIS CREATURE. ˅▲▼ ʘ
ME MAKE. ONE MEAN MASUB4. MMMMMM. B4GGEREST. EAT. WHOLE SPAM CAN.
lots of howling outside. ill bite. #awooo ☠︎︎

₍^. .^₎⟆ SStruggl!ng to type w!th my na!ls and almost typed “HAHHAHA🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎HA”꠹
so here 1 am, tak1ng a break and eat1ng a cluckbeast tender 1n the alley beh1nd the GUTTERCADE, and th1s fuck1ng t1nyass meowbeast dec1ded to approach me from 1ns1de an overturned garbage b1n 1t’s meow1ng at me 1t wants my fuck1ng cluckbeast tender no b1tch th1s 1s m1ne
NAMED 4T. K4LLER CLAW. FLOAT W4TH BEAR. DOWN R4VER. NEW FR4END. YES.
FELL SLEEP. LAKE. SNNNNNN. WAKE UP. DOWN R4VER. DUCK ON BELLY. WHO ARE YOU. DUCK.

I still wanna get more powerful.
:33 < you know something, “touch grass” is a real common thing to say nowadays isnt it :33 < but im not one for merely touching it! :33 < i prefer frolicking in grass! :33 < pouncing in grass!! :33 < rolling around in grass!!! :33 < just a simple pokey poke poke is wayyy boring you know?? :33

oh joy the dash is murmurin about great awwful wwith no context again

I hAvE mAdE A clUckbEAst pOt pIE :)

I Love Flirting So Much For A Man Who Has Absolutely No Business Flirting Ever

I think Grungi has ru88ed off on me too much I’ve 8een referring to myself in third troll more than usual
life so lame i haven.t even been cursed by a sorcerer or sacred slab yet ☠︎︎

> g0t s0me p1erc1ngs, f0rg0t s0c1al med1a ex1sted, h0w are we d01ng
made itt,, tto tthe second secttion,,, mounttains are sttill really hard butt im nott dying tthis ttime! i boughtt watter witth me! im pacing myself! im using tthe hand rail!!!!!

🜏 wha♱ iif ii ♱akɛ a bii♱ɛ of yourr sxu♱♱lɛbuggy wha♱ ♱hɛn. losɛrr ♅

They shovld m^ke me immvne to the svn so | c^n be ovtside ^t light.

⊹ I’ve never managed anyt#ing g⟡⟡d ⟡ut ⟡f t#em, maybe y⟡u’ll #ave better luck? ⊹
hello! i've been toad some great and terrible things about this website, so i thought i'd come see for myself, ribbit. either way, it's very exciting to meet new people! so please don't be shy about saying hi :]
*tzzk* My head is. Aching now. So many new things to. Learn. So much to. Think on. I think I have. A few more important things down. Here, is this... Right? *sskh* [ An audio file is attached. The sound is Hoshi practicing his Alternian Common by saying "I would like to do this. I do not want to do that. We are going to do a different thing. Thank you." with their usual slightly lilting accent. He has the tonal inflection down a lot better than last time, but has managed to make everything sound like a question somehow. It is all said very slowly, as is often the case for language learners. ] *sskh*
Thank you, darling. I do try to take good care of them ~~
8=l < Miss Nepeta may claim girl bulge, but I claim all bulge 8=l < All bulges are beautifoal 8=l < Long or short, smooth or bumpy, single or multiple 8=l < All deserving of love and worship 8=l < This is my contribution to this topic

Hands you a singular tiny duck figurine. Eh? :)
I have just remembered that my sin is pride. Go on and have this, then ~~

im 5'2
8=l < Si% foot nine

STOP HEIGHT POSTING THE EYES ARE IN THE FOREST NEXT TO THE OFFICE AGAIN.

print("hi guys")

X Reminder: I am 8’10” and 469lbs x
[FEED COMMENTARY] Noticing my listeners and viewers have a very short attention span. #Noticing

... Maybe I should find stuff t' chase.
...late...pretty out...obserVing the other light owls...

"= kink posting thread 2 (no teasy purple trolls this time.) #nsfw #suggestive. collars. but let's open it up and also bring other things into it, i need to try on much more equipment so it is time to get some thoughts into my pan. ="

Don't worry about that guy, your vibes are immaculate.

c< 4g >c

8ig alternia won't tell you this 8ut frozen loose corn ?? amazing no notes

cabernet sauvvignon my only friend

aRACHNOPHOBIA, iS SO STUPID, jUST LET SPIDERS, gET MARRIED ALREADY, }:/
br0ke asf 1n the h1ve w/ n0 1ced cream but 1m hungry s0 1m just eat1ng the paraphernal1a
(ㆆࡇㆆ") < worst part about choking people is the confusing boner you get.

Sleeping in the w00ds! Rest well every0ne
Back in the archives once more, I'd estimate I have a quarter of this organized. Which does not sound like much, but I assure you it is. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.
Just pleased I got my pay 'fore the bastard b:t :t. Ha.
|]=====> maybe i should take a photo of this new body i have after ascending. can certainly say i prefer it to the troll body. no need to be hemo-anon when you look like this. #body-horror? #to-some-people-i-suppose. <=====[|
It's more complicated than that, but I understand your concern. He won't be doing this alone.
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One loves a good TERRORMISU... Ʒ
https://i.ibb.co/rGYLTHRd/babanomoney.gif
HAHA_My consorts gifted me tHis lovely robe, I tHink it looks very lovely! SHout out to my squire BAron for tAking tHe picture :3 Https://file.gArden/AMXr1JSiznek5PBb/IllustrAtion%2020260903%202.png_HAHA
RELATE. DO IT THOUGH, OR IT’S BACK TO THE CLINK.
If I think the judge is about to say guilty I just start screaming loud as fuck until they stop. 100% success rate.
asuch sdisappointing bnights! rthe xcosmic fguillotine iof rthe ghour sdeigns bnot rto iobserve nmy wexposed bneck qand rthus erobs nme iof uits dflavored operspective iof nmy ghead erolling iout rthe sdoor!

-- carbolicGalvanologist [CG] pinned a chitt. --

Gonna make l·like a fruit l·leather and rol·ll·l up in my bl·lankets. #night
𓆩𓆩 doub✟ my name ge✟s defended when im no✟ in ✟he room... bu✟ i know damn well ✟he room goes quie✟ when i walk in. id ra✟her be a wolf everyone ha✟es ✟han a donkey everyone rides 𓆪𓆪

// mini kin onion that makes you go ?????? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7c58423ec0fd.png
i ap0l0gise f0r the lack 0f tea updates, i ha>e been busy running an 0rganisati0n al0ng with s0me side pr0jects.

What about... a soap opera night...?
D --> Trotswor% provides more services than the average Beforan can even consider D --> We are the leading Temporary Culling Services Based Business on the planet D --> However, in my free time D --> I provide my own services D --> To those most special to me D --> I am always eager to improve the night of a lowb100d in need D --> Thus D --> I asked my moirail, who will remane unnamed D --> To take this photo of me improving her night D --> My fellow Beforan highb100ds D --> This is how you should be D --> Follow my e%ample to succeed

nevw ink, vwho dis? thanks porrim for doing a great job as alvways, i ovwe it all to you, doll.

|'m not gonn^ lie to yov the b^nd pl^ying w^nts to be oingo boingo so fvcking b^d ^nd they ^re NOT oingo boingo.

Pov yov think |'m gonn^ go hive with yov bvt ^s soon ^s yov tvrn ^rovnd | dis^ppe^r with my drink. #svbst^nces

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9cbc9d94a3b6.jpeg The Sunglasses. #selfie

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sO whAt I hAd mIstAkEn fOr A hOrrOr wAs ActUAlly, In fAct, A vEry lArgE bIrd And It pEckEd mE Ow...

i think i should 6e held and may6e also pet.

I have never sprained my wrists as they are far too thick and powerful~. But I have sprained others' wrists~. #DashWatching #NSFW
⛧BS⛧L█TELY, █ D⛧ N⛧T C⛧RE EN⛧UGH ⛧B⛧█T Y⛧█ PE⛧PLE T⛧ L██

only if youre doing it the correct way.

Quirked up red boy with a little bit of swag... Bustin' it down.... Is he goated with the sauce????
Then HIRE ME to CRUSH THEM FOR YOU !!! I've got good references on my resume, TRUST

they'd eat me alive in there..

Honestly though I highly recommend just finding a child in the woods and taking it as your own this is working out great for me

hello everyone?

"= mmmmhehe. 2. i'm posting it again. hahahm. ="

|Bein UNEMPLOYED is kinda peaceful! Still thinkin about all the job OFFERS from here and searchin in my own time, but its so QUIET! No angry boss yellin that I am CARRYIN cargo WRONG, no boss tryna get in my PANTS, no annoyin coworkers... Just ME, my GARDEN, and cleanin my HIVE. |

god damn i'm sorry i apologize holy shit

I am the kitty! I am the one who glomps!

WHAT IS BROKEN. WILL BE FIXED.
(its quiet... too quiet... i cant discuss my evil themes and schemes... well it would be stupid if i did anyway but less likely for anyone to notice if it were more active...)

Took the longest ovtdoor shower of my life. They're gonn^ kill me for it tomorrow bvt oh well.

anonymous asks: "can you share some of your poetry?" heh... maybe, i usually sawve that for priwvate conwversations. i dont vwant my dirty laundry out there like that, you dig? #askcro
holy shit is the ask Drought over? Q: what's your favorite type of art to Make? A: i Do Murals Most often for a reason! plenty of space on a wall to cover with a MyriaD of hues! i can get as siMple or DetaileD as i want on a big scale. in the enD it always turns out hella granD! a close seconD though gotta be charcoal. lots of Motherfuckers Dont like it cause its Messy but thats one of the reasons i love it! i love gettin My prongs Dirty when creating. Makes Me feel connecteD to what iM Making when the MeDiuM seeps into the tips of My touch stuMps. like the visions are flowing THROUGH Me! :o)

mmmm whi2ky
CLOSE ONE EYE LOOK INTO THE CORNER OF THE ROOM AND THEN UNFOCUS YOUR VISION. YOU WILL BE ABLE TO REACH FORWARD AND GRAB THE BOOK. I HOPE YOU ENJOY WHATEVER STORY IT HOLDS. EVEN I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS INSIDE! HEHEHE

:33< the oceans a soup
ILL CRUSH MY NEXT ENEMIES SKULL IN THE RING IN THE NAME ✷F 1 (✷ne) L✷VE!!!!! YUYUUUUYUUU and SEC✷ND (2) VI✷LENCE AGAISNT MY RIVAL BAND THEYLL BE S✷ SCARED WHEN THEY SEE US AFTER THAT THEYLL PEE THEIR PANTS ✷N STAGE! ˎˊ- Punch it d✷wn, d✷wn, D✷WN!
CARNIV✷URE HIMSELF HAS ENC✷UNTERED A RIVAL BAND YUYU.. I am n✷t happy ab✷ut this I SHALL SETTLE THIS WITH THEM! ✷VER A BATTLE ✷F THE BANDS!!ˎˊ- Punch it d✷wn, d✷wn, D✷WN!
(( to anyone who thinks heph has that snivvelly horuss voice you hear in comics... you're wrong he sounds like this guy. listen to the growls. his voice is deep. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6ALsucfTyE&list=PLo58Vs397Wpdqi2i0muLeQZYa1U7AZDHt&index=8

LMFAO?

Why do 23agull2 fly ov3r th3 23a? Cau23 if th3y fl3w ov3r th3 bay th3yd b3 bag3l2

How many bug2 do it tak3 to r3nt an apartm3nt? T3n-ant2

it’s 8een a long, hard day. pour me a cold one (starts pouring milk into a glass)
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THE M⧃UNTAIN WILL P⧃ST HIS HYPE M⧃MENTS
THEY WANT THE M⧃UNTAIN T⧃ D⧃ THINGS
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THE M⧃UNTAIN H⧃LDS THE PLANET T⧃GETHER

You wanna see a fuckin' looney spread? #FinallyRich #GetABagTuesday
You know, everyone’s always asking Junior for a badge, but never asking Junior if THEY want a badge… So, I decided to make one for him! https://file.garden/ZPYWkEhYB1Yf8mW_/IMG_2397.png I present to thee, @imJunior , THE SPECIALIST GUY EVER badge! To thank you for all the hard work you do to get us our silly little account trinkets💖 #YOU’VEbeenbadged!

My nipples ^re pierced for the s^me re^son ^ctv^lly. They took fvvvcking forever to he^l bvt they were tot^lly worth it.

| don't work ovt my chest for me | work ovt my chest so women h^ve something to look ^t when they t^lk to me.

[PRIMARY ADMIN HAS GONE OUT FOR A NIGHT(s) ON THE TOWN.]

A pịctůrɛ ºf mƴ lůsůs cªůsɛ mºths ªrɛ cººlɛr thɛn bɛɛs. #mºthpºstịng #bɛɛsªrɛdwɛɛbs https://cdn.ịmgchɛst.cºm/fịlɛs/b3d2f54c998ª.gịf

bronzebloods be named tavros and it be only one tavro

HOLY FuuuuuuuuuuuCK.

Th^nk fvck |'m broke or else | think |'d h^ve ^ g^mbling problem.
ᨳ Helpful tIp; you cannot feel flustered whIle havIng a glass of wIne. If emotIons persIst after one glass, drInk another.

I caan finaally lift my aarm, you kknow whaat thaat meaans. TIme to be slaaggyyyyyy ((ooc: aand then he immediaately drops the paalmhuskk on his faace))

Liter^lly.

Its a banana and ¾s.

I made a promise here you go. Dont l·laugh im not a photographer. #nsfw #barebul·lge #bul·lgepic #Youwerewarned https://cdn.imgchest.com/fil·les/fa6f128330ce.png


How c^n | be stressed ovt if | jvst don't think ^bovt shit th^t stresses me ovt? Ex^ctly bro.

|Gettin EMPLOYED is real hard when every employer in the area thinks you're just a belligerent no good lowblood. I've worked for MOST of em! I do my JOB. I don't COMPLAIN! I just don't let em WALK all over me. >=1|

here's a photo of my meow8easts as an example !!

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c46854bccb5a.webp Fish Kris. Let's see if the webp embeds

I wish I had a Skip It

| know how to knit by the w^y if yov even c^re.

If i get to 2000 il·ll·l post a picture of my bul·lge. Ive got enough booze in me to say it. #nsfw #substance
The Nefarious Chattering Skull Which I Carry With Me Through Every Universe says hi btw
HELLO! *WALKS OUT OF THE ROOM* GOOD BY! *WALKS IN TO THE ROOM* HELLO! *WALKS OUT OF THE ROOM* GOOD BY! *WALKS IN TO THE ROOM* HELLO!

|'m gonn^ go ch^se ^ sqvirrel.
A CAKE, PERHAPS? ANYONE? HONESTLY, WHAT DID I EVEN CRACK ALL THESE EGGS FOR IF NOT TO MAKE AN EGG-BASED DISH FOR *SOMEONE*.
in that case do the new thing first get your new piercing euphoria

Everyone's ^sleep so | c^n post this now. https://i.ibb.co/hF4SJCLL/|llvstr^tion-20260830-2-7.png
8=l < I too wish to go feral and buck wildly among the grasses and trees
77he beckoning of 77he 77oxic sludge.

hmmm maybe ill just get it canned and find out first

leftovers fucking rock

did u know that th3 guy who inv3nt3d th3 umbr3lla wa2 gonna call it th3 br3lla unfortuntly h3 h32itat3d

if u hav3 no hol32 in ur 2ho32 th3n how do u g3t ur foot in th3m? ch3ckmat3 lib3ral2

TODAYS WORK HAUL. I’M GONNA GET STARTED ON DINNER THEN LIE DOWN.

DO YOU FEEL IT? the burning desire to be something MORE? thats your soul, your ESSENCE ITCHING CLAWING TO GET OUT of your meaty mech suit you call a body

HYDRODYNAMICS: IMPORTANT TOOL YOṴ MṴST BE SLEEK AND MANṴREVERABLE TO EVADE AQṴATIC PREDATOR

꒦꒷ Ribbit.

print("pet play? uh yeah i’m sure they do")

it's ok we r all losers

y3 cuz ur 2til quittin
~~~~~~~~ Good dusk. This night is auspicious, anticipatory. The pink moon is full at last.






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