I opened my phone straightaway to share with you some of the select moments of our great adventure. HOW is it possible that the ONLY photograph taken of the yacht is one I had to source off JAKE'S PHONE from the group chat. This is dog-piddle, bottom of the barrel capture work. That boy's phone is simply so shattered that I suspect he gives himself another earring every time he takes a call off speaker. Just embedding shards right in his lobes. His camera's as concussed as his melon. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aefe1225f72d.PNG
awwwww <3333 i miss the #AlphaBoat already :(((
wAIT YOU WENT ON A, lEGOLAND CRUISE SHIP, aND DIDN'T EVEN, mENTION THAT???
i HAd a WONdERdFUL time messiah (:F im so haPPy with my yo yo ANd howlbeast Portrait
oh, cUt the lad a break! this chit comes off rather Uncharitable, darling.