bulgecurator: "thisvwillbequickandprobablyruinmyreputationbutitstrueisvwearitstrueimnevwerwvrong #bulgerating #nsfwv @aeneascaldarium hhh. you should knovw from the title. uhm. ill keep it brief! strength: 10! uhm. shouldntbesurprisingreally its the same as uhm, other, vwiolets. pliability: 2! vwery sturdy, uhm, and stiff. not too fun for me... but, great for ramming... length: 10! it kind of, uhm, shouldnt be a shocker? highbloodstendtohawvethebiggestandbestestbulgesofthemall girth:7! a solidly phalicbulgewvithastrongbase. uhm. x factor!: id probably say, an 8? hisbulgehiswveryvweryvwerystrange but. uhmn. tastes like,the burn after a cocktail. smells of the flovwer of a grape tree. imsorryitsreallygoodithinkilikehisbulgealot. hhhf. maybeineedanewvscalingsystem! please reservwe your disbelief for him! i just.. read it. i dont ovwn it!" just savwing this. for reasons
you wvanna rate lady bulges ill support you all the wvay #nsfvw
im serious, vwhen i wvas a self-conscious loser, wvhat real difference wvas there betwveen then and nowv? nothing! but novw i dont feel bad about it. shame is for suckers baby
hey, lemme knovw howv being a repressed nerd wvho has to pay people to listen to her is still vworking out for you in another couple hundred svweeps yeah?
lets see, got some traction here https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneascaldarium/06a2c2a4-33a0-4b45-b8f4-a5602a120a72 troll sabrina carpenter wvants me bad https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneascaldarium/b1deddbf-0bb9-48b9-acf0-4a0046248368 my girl dexter https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneascaldarium/0da46b7f-3d4b-4f06-8f88-a102cfc1b558 rustie here https://chittr.ing/profile/aeneascaldarium/d94c710b-694f-437c-9274-260407eb03cd the responses to my pinned in general, newv and old time to face the music babe, im getting some here
vwere not in troll kansas anymore, im no longer shackled by narrativwe convwentions. aranea? people wvant me. badly. can you say the same? #nsfvw #notsafeformeta
oh just wvait until you see the strilondes
REALLY?? I ALWAYS TOOK YOU AS MORE OF A NOOK ENJOYER!!
legally im not allovwed to reply to this on main. im #notgay thats the important part
