Her Imperilious Consternation: "Hello, hello! Seeing all the new aspiring immortals and long…"

)(ello, )(ello! Seeing all t)(e new aspiring immortals and long-lived existences )(ere, let me offer a little advice and save you some trouble! T)(e key to living a long time (wit)(out -EXPLODING) is to find somet)(ing to care about! Time )(as a way of slowly degrading everyt)(ing. If you want to be around (and sane!) for an eternity, t)(en you s)(ould find somet)(ing to invest your time in! Investing in goals and objectives is a way to stay sane! C)(eers to you all! I )(ope to see you all around for a very long time! 38* #Life #Deat)( #Immortality

#life #death #immortality

Kult: +104

Kull: +57

Total: 161

Ratio: 1.82

Arolin Sempes

1 month ago

i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ

ffriendd of ffourss

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Knotty

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@titanicTerrarium[TT]

+his is some good advice.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

eridan ampora

1 month ago

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This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

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Master of Majyyks

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Pitch One

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@caligulasAquarium[CA]

thanks fef i only just started bein immortal recently so im alwways keepin a fin out for pointers

Kult: +12

Total: 12

Cronus Ampora

1 month ago

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Pickup DaVwinci

This user wrote the book on being a sleaze! #cagttl #nsfwv

Amporacoin

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Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

haha, yeah.

Kult: +5

Kull: +7

Total: 12

Ratio: 0.71

Porrim

1 month ago

Beforian

Those who came before us.

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heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

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@genetrixAdvocate[GA]

I do+n't no+rmally agree with the -Empress o+n much, but this IS so+und advice. It's easy to+ go+ crazy when yo+u do+n't have anything to+ po+ur yo+ur energy into+.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

roxy "fat tits" lalonde

1 month ago

pansexual

love yourself

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@tantalizingGonads[TG]

honestly really great advice noting this down fo shore hehehe