
bulgecurator: "thisvwillbequickandprobablyruinmyreputationbutitstrueisvwearitstrueimnevwerwvrong #bulgerating #nsfwv @aeneascaldarium hhh. you should knovw from the title. uhm. ill keep it brief! strength: 10! uhm. shouldntbesurprisingreally its the same as uhm, other, vwiolets. pliability: 2! vwery sturdy, uhm, and stiff. not too fun for me... but, great for ramming... length: 10! it kind of, uhm, shouldnt be a shocker? highbloodstendtohawvethebiggestandbestestbulgesofthemall girth:7! a solidly phalicbulgewvithastrongbase. uhm. x factor!: id probably say, an 8? hisbulgehiswveryvweryvwerystrange but. uhmn. tastes like,the burn after a cocktail. smells of the flovwer of a grape tree. imsorryitsreallygoodithinkilikehisbulgealot. hhhf. maybeineedanewvscalingsystem! please reservwe your disbelief for him! i just.. read it. i dont ovwn it!" just savwing this. for reasons


