What is there t9 6e said a69ut Christian Mingle (2014) that hasn't already 6een said? ...N9, really? Much t9 the ann9yance 9f my fell9w #CRA6Night c9mpatri9ts, and indeed, eventually my 9wn ann9yance, Christian Mingle was a film rec9mmended t9 me 6y a f9ll9wer 9n Grum6lr. The an9nym9us asker claimed it was an earnest suggesti9n 6ased 9n their percepti9n 9f my interests, 6ut n9w I have t9 w9nder if the end9rsement was made in jest. 9ne cann9t even really call it a film. It's a nearly tw9 h9ur l9ng advertisement f9r a dating app that I cann9t imagine any9ne w9uld have interest in 6ec9ming a patr9n 9f after watching this. Christian Mingle is, t9 put it lightly, a sl9g t9 get thr9ugh. At 9nly 103 minutes, 9ne w9uld think it isn't t99 difficult t9 get thr9ugh, 6ut the pl9t drags its metaph9rical feet thr9ugh what sh9uld 6e a 69g standard "liar revealed" st9ry. The chemistry 6etween the tw9 leads is laugha6ly n9nexistant, the script 69rders 9n par9dy at times, and every9ne inv9lved l99ks as if they are sleepwalking thr9ugh the wh9le pr9ducti9n, the direct9r included. 1/5 stars. The 9nly thing saving it fr9m a 0/5 rating was that it was *largely* in9ffensive, th9ugh the less that is said a69ut this m9vie's 6latant disdain f9r the cultures it claims t9 6e helping thr9ugh its pr9tag9nist's missi9nary w9rk, the 6etter. #Undiscl9sedAdvertising #Religi9usFraud #HeresyIThink #Inappr9priateSushiEtiquette #Missi9naryW9rk #Missi9naryP9siti9ns #LiarRevealedPl9t #Du6i9uslyAppr9priateAccents #HumanChristianity #Religi9nMenti9n #ItReallyIsJustAnAd #Admittedly #IFellAsleep @handMaid @aer9dynamicTramp @twiceAnnihilated @aeneasCaldarium #M9vieReview #CRA6M9vieNight #AndCr9nus #NamePending
SO BAD IT PUT YOU TO SLEEP. #ZEROSTARS. #NEVERLETTINGYOUMAKEADECISIONAGAIN. #CULLED. #BITCHED. #SILENCED. #RESTRAINED. #PUNISHED.
I can 9wn up t9 the fact that my suggesti9n was p99rly received (alth9ugh I will 9nce again stress it is a suggesti9n that came at the 6ehest 9f a Grum6lr user and was theref9re n9t *my* pick), 6ut that d9es n9t mean I sh9uld 6e 6arred fr9m making decisi9ns in the future. If that's h9w it w9rked, then I w9uld have t9 vet9 y9u fr9m picking m9vies again after Secretary.
ALL THE NORMAL TROLLS. WHOSE BLOOD APPEARS ON THE HEMOSPECTRUM. LIKED MY PICK JUST FINE. PERHAPS THE DEFECT IS WITHIN YOU.
k1nda glad 1 only caught the last, l1ke, 10 m1nutes of the mov1e... that 'god' guy was really creepy... majorly overstepp1ng 1n her quads, yo...