♠ hated by @affectionConsecrated
its amazin wwhere one finds their muse i wwas haulin out a bunch of scumblood orphans (fully adults) into the deep desert to summarily execute em through dehydration AND WWHAM inspiration struck like lightnin wwhy wwaste these “people” on the desert wwhen i could open my owwn impromptu SHOOTIN GALLERY at #eridanwweek day four find it behind the booth i may need a hand restrainin these freaks they REALLY dont like gettin shot
:33< its okay i know the secret ways out
That sounds like ABNORMAL behavior something a #NORMALISHELL person such as myself would never partake in willingly! HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! Yep that sure was a refreshing drink of juice! Keeping it normal :) #aprilnormalday
Whatever do you mean beloved dancestor im so f*cking nooooormal right now :)
Keeping things #normal! Ha ha! #aprilnormalday
Nearly lunch time! Can't wait for my lunch break! #aprilnormalday
Lunch break! I got macaroni salad! #aprilnormalday
Yum! That was a tasty lunch! Well back to the grindstone! #aprilnormalday
There sure are a lot of whimsy and jokes going on today! None for me thanks! I'm driving! Ha ha! #aprilnormalday
Oh! Just found a penny! Ha! This must be my lucky day! #aprilnormalday
:33< MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWT Huh? Sorry did you guys hear something? Oh well must have been the wind! #aprilnormalday
Just got the numbers from sales! We're doing pretty well! #aprilnormalday
Keeping things extra #normal right now! #aprilnormalday
Time for a coffee break! #aprilnormalday
Ahhh! Another #normal day in paradise. Am I right or am I right? #aprilnormalday
You know me just keeping it #supernormal today! #aprilnormalday
Day at the office is almost over! Sure hope you guys are keeping it normal out there! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA #aprilnormalday
Normal day at the office not much to report sadly haha! :33< Huh? #aprilnormalday
:33< #NORMALISHELL :33< #NORMALISHELL :33< #NORMALISHELL :33< #NORMALISHELL :33< #NORMALISHELL :33< #NORMALISHELL :33< #NORMALISHELL :33< #aprilnormalday
Ha ha! Whoops sorry I think I lost my cool there for a second! #aprilnormalday
Thought you two could be getting hungry!
Doing the daily crossword puzzle! Having a real #normalone! #aprilnormalday
Good coffee! Hot coffee! Good hot coffee! YUM! #aprilnormalday
Gotta keep my cubicle clean! #aprilnormalday
Another day another dollar eh folks? Ha ha! #aprilnormalday
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHCHOO! Geeze sorry about that folks! That one really snuck up on me! #aprilnormalday
Boy oh boy! It's almost time to get going to work! Rise and grind as they say! Ha ha! #aprilnormalday
Remember to drink water! Hydration is imporant! #aprilnormalday
Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee! Ha ha! Just kidding you can talk to me whenever you'd like I'm just your #normal friendly guy! #aprilnormalday
MEOW! Geeze sorry where did that come from! Must be something I ate! Ha! #aprilnormalday
Hope you all are having a real #normalone! Haha! #aprilnormalday
Shop what shop? I don't know about any shop! I'm just your average salaryman working a 9-5 like everyone else! Ha ha!
If you are looking for Sh*tpeta I have it on good authority she'll be back to morrow! Until then I guess you're stuck with me :) Sure hope we can be friends in the mean time!
[BEGIN CHIT] HAVE Y0U C0NzIDERED THE #HE1MzPIT 1IFE? THERE ARE MANY BENEFITz T0 TH0zE THAT CH00zE IT. :) [END CHIT]
Gotta look good! You can't go wrong with some nice ironed clothes!
:33< ha ha you see i am just very normal! :33< i sure do love buying oatmeal from the grocery store! :33< #aprilnormalday
Woof! Haha I am #woofposting #aprilnormalday
Nothing quite beats curling up by the fire place and reading a good book ha ha! #aprilnormalday
Oh no tea for me please! I'm more of a coffee guy myself ha ha! #aprilnormalday
I love having a wife and 3.5 kids! Ha ha! Just kidding I'm abstinent for life! #aprilnormalday
Cats? No no I'm more of a dog guy myself Ha Ha! #aprilnormalday
I'm having a little snack of tasty unsalted chips! Wouldn't want my blood pressure to get too high would I? Ha ha! #aprilnormalday
I decided to change my icon to reflect how very normal i feel to day I hope you all enjoy :) #aprilnormalday
This place sure could use a good dusting! Better get to work! #aprilnormalday
Pancakes always taste better with some nice tasty maple syrup! Yum! #aprilnormalday
Some of you people sure have a funny way of typing! Ha ha! Keep on being you Chittr! #aprilnormalday
There's so much art on the wall! Who's been drawing on the wall? I'm gonna have to clean this up pronto! #aprilnormalday
Having a #normalone! Ha ha! #aprilnormalday
Shipping people? No no! The only shipping I do is shipping packages down to the mail room Ha Ha! #aprilnormalday
Ha Ha! Having a really nice day! #normal! I hope you all have a nice normal day too! #aprilnormalday
Gee I'm sorry you don't like whatever you think is wrong! I'm just a normal guy! I'm enjoying these pancakes! Yum!
Hunt? Whatever for! So barbaric! I'm a vegetarian don't you know!
Don't say that about yourself...
Hohonk!! Jolliest of times, everyone~!
==C< i f()und ()ut what #eridanweek was ==C< heres an #eridanweek art base f()ar ya)) https://cdn.imgchest.c()m/fi)es/2e9be785a885.png
in honor of #eridanwweek i am wwantin to reconcile wwith those ivve wwronged and maybe evven hurt wwith my lusus killin antics if YOUVVE been orphaned by eridan then first wwrite a strongly wworded letter in red ink and take it to the tallest peak in the land SET THE LETTER ALIGHT sing a hymn as the ashes are blowwn dowwn the mountain pass finally fuckin do us all a favvor and FLING yourself off the cliff then and ONLY then wwill i entertain the notion of apologizin also fuck you and your ugly dead lusus
Oh stubborn Chittrites. There is nothing to say to those who are not open to change. When will you learn that I have always been here? We are all hosts to something. I just happen to be an excellent one. I will once again depart for the day. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c932ff1d25c8.png

#imcoming to #eridanweek ! 0v0 DAY ONE: FLUSH / PALE DAY TWO: CUCK CHAIR / FUDANSHI THRONE DAY THREE: HURT/COMFORT / WHUMP DAY FOUR: PITCH / ASHEN DAY FIVE: MAGIC / SCIENCE DAY SIX: GUNPLAY / WANDPLAY DAY SEVEN: MARCH / COSPLAY writing prompt itinerary: @captiousGestures (tags: Eridan Ampora/Chittr, eridan week, daily writing prompts, archive rating: E)
HMMMMM. well i aint gonna tease too motherfuckin much this time. HERE. [It takes a few moments but Kalian is hit with a candid, almost amateurish, photo of both their behinds. Kind of hard to get a good angle with the size difference, but he took Kalian's request literally lmfao.] #nsfw #roleplay
:33< clawnstantly
I underst99d y9ur sentence 6ut I d9 n9t understand why they w9uld d9 that. I d9n't kn9w h9w t9 feel a69ut my sexual a6ilities 6eing pu6licly availa6le- #nsfw
If i get to kill a felt i choose Uuuuuhhhhhhg Itchy i dont know
I alm9st feel successful after l99king at s9me p9sts.
If slick hooked up with her, hes being disowned from the Noir line
I would rather include all the numbers and pun combinations of the people who loved me in life into my quirk, before I ever would adopt the symbols forged by those who hated me, and let it define my death.
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Fine. But 9nly 6ecause y9u're y9u.
What I mean, 9r at least what I am attempting, perhaps s9mewhat unsuccessfully, t9 c9nvey, is that there appears t9 6e this 9ng9ing and rather inc9nvenient 9verlap 6etween tw9 9therwise unrelated sets 9f qualities: 9n the 9ne hand, a c9llecti9n 9f traits, ha6its, and c9nversati9nal tendencies that I find c9nsistently irritating, difficult t9 engage with, and, 9ver time, increasingly taxing t9 t9lerate; and 9n the 9ther hand, an entirely separate, yet s9meh9w c9existing, set 9f 9utward features that, despite my 6etter judgment and repeated eff9rts t9 remain unaffected 6y them, register as markedly, and I w9uld argue dispr9p9rti9nately, appealing. And it is precisely this 9verlap, this persistent c9existence 9f what I w9uld n9rmally categ9rize as reas9ns f9r av9idance with what, under different circumstances, might 6e c9nsidered reas9ns f9r admirati9n, that creates a s9rt 9f internal c9ntradicti9n, wherein my instinct t9 distance myself is c9ntinu9usly undermined 6y an equally unhelpful awareness 9f their, f9r lack 9f a m9re c9nvenient term, visual appeal, resulting in a situati9n that is less a clear 9pini9n and m9re an 9ng9ing, mildly frustrating state 9f unres9lved evaluati9n.
Over my- I can't say that anym9re.
My reminder to drink water went down very well earlier, so I've decided to incorporate more reminders into my posts. Drink water. Drink liquids. Absorb them into your cells so you may thrive in this accursed life. #Itstimetodrinkwater
⚇ so many of you lowblood motherfuckers way too comfortable being nasty asses to highbloods. ⚇ LIKE WE CAN'T CULL YOUR ASS WHENEVER WE FUCKIN' PLEASE. ⚇ you think you's safe just cuz you're behind a screen? ⚇ THINK AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER. ⚇ i ain't even asking you to like a motherfucker. ⚇ i'm abrasive, devoted, purple. ⚇ i know thats some shit motherfuckers hate ⚇ but if you hatin' without provocation? ⚇ i think a motherfucker's just got anger in they heart and thats on you. ⚇
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. CORPORAL RAZOREYE CHARGES: DESTRUCTION OF IMPERIAL PROPERTY (45 COUNTS), INTERFERING WITH WAR EFFORTS (10 COUNTS), MURDER OF AN IMPERIAL OFFICER (2 COUNTS), MUTINY (1 COUNT), GRAND LARCENY (1 COUNT), HIJACKING (2 COUNTS) PLEA: "INNOCENT. THERE CAN BE NO CRIMES UNDER UNJUST TYRANNY." VERDICT: SENTENCING DEFERRED TO PROSECUTOR. DEFENDANT SENTENCED TO DEATH BY HANGING. COMMENTS: "GRRRHN. GRRH... RRRKCH. RRRH-RHUUUR-RRK!"
Ah. It would appear I have been… *granted access* to this quaint little platform you insist on calling “Chittr.” How novel. You see, I find it endlessly fascinating—this compulsive need your species has to compress its thoughts into neat, digestible fragments. As if brevity might somehow make them more… *true.* I assure you, it does not. Still, I suppose introductions are expected. You may refer to me as Doc Scratch. Titles beyond that would only complicate matters, and I would hate to burden you with details you are not yet prepared to understand. Suffice it to say, I am intimately familiar with each of you. Your posts, your choices, your… predictable little spirals of cause and effect. All of it has already been accounted for. Yes, even this. Especially this. Please, do continue as you were. I would not dream of interrupting the trajectory you are so diligently fulfilling. I am merely here to observe. …and, on occasion, to ensure that things proceed exactly as they must.
what goes on a clown's sofa? a whoopie cushion! honk
Take my hand! I can show you a better world! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d92c32d0d25f.png
This trend is better than #feet at least.
So if Jadeyharls ever says Im a dork, or a nerd or am lame or anything like she is a dirty dirty liar
To everyone hating my Chits. STOP BOOING ME, I'M RIGHT
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quadrant applications open or wwhatevver its not like i need anybody of anyfin but like in case someone wwould be interested you knoww?
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*yawvns exposing my midriff in front of you.* oh, hey. didn't see ya there. howv's it going, chief?
Hi, PSA: Please floss or wa7er pick your 7ee7h. 7hank you for your a77en7ion in7o 7his ma77er.
Hm'mtchvm m'mn. N'rvh.
:33< alright fine mew wanna know the truth? :33< mew got so plastpurred with mewre drinking game last night me decided to try and invent "chopped cereal" fur some furkin reason then pulled out a chainsaw furom my chainsaw hole and jammed it in a cereal box realized it didnt have any juice and cried fur 3 hours afpurr the mewvie about how meowch mew miss the signless! :33< CHRIST!
whAt's bEttEr thAn fIrst prAyEr Of thE dAy? sEcOnd prAyEr! #blEssEd #mIrthfUlchIttr #clOwnlIfE
A Dualscar duality, you could say.
I'd like to see him too, I hope he's well.
You can give a troll bread and circuses, but only community can fulfill a person's life. All it takes is being a good neighbor, and from there, we flourish.
Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.
Treat them as you would any other, with kindness and grace. Blessings.
Fear not imperfection of the self. You can learn a great deal from your mistakes when you aren't busy denying them. This applies both to the average troll and to certain Empires that I shan't name.
You think I care about this? Ask me if I care about this, cause I do. If I had a dollar every time I cared about this, I'd be a rich man, because I care so much.
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.
I'm not here to be perfect, I'm here to be real.
Some of the worst things have been done with the best intentions.
:33< have a bad trip mew dip! #drugs
status: contemplating the twvwists and turns of fate, destiny and inebriation. prepping for a nice evwening. - the orphaner dualscar
okay yeah sure. finne. i'll take the shitty grubby blue color. at least that's readable
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა https://i.imgur.com/7esUEmt.png when you're hating, this is who you're hating on
Time to get some rest. I’ve got a long day of sailing ahead of me tomorrow.

fu(ked up in the (rib blowing smoke i(osahedrons and rolling them. natural twenties. that’s just how i do business.
:33< cant they didnt put in a delete button on this site
Grumpy kitty needs a big tasty fish, I think.
HELLOO?? ARE THERE ANY OLIVE BADDIES WHO WANNA COME TICKLE ME https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-24_143217140.png
:33< WELL DONT PITTY IT ETHPURR!
:33< listen hagface theyre burried in the woods mewll nefur find them
:33< pawlexa set native language to swahili fur 2 sw33ps thank mew
=^owo^= whats up meowtherfuckers
6ef9re y9u pr9ceed, I'd like t9 9ffer a 6rief, th9ugh admittedly inc9mplete, advis9ry regarding the t9pics discussed here. S9me p9sts may c9ntain references t9 interpers9nal c9nflict, systemic inequities, and vari9us f9rms 9f unintenti9nal harm. If any 9f these su6jects are pers9nally challenging, I enc9urage y9u t9 take a m9ment t9 prepare y9urself em9ti9nally 6ef9re c9ntinuing.








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