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@dStrides[DS]

guys hate me guys hate me hate me i need to win fuck that erisol guy

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:33< mew snooze mew lose

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its amazin wwhere one finds their muse i wwas haulin out a bunch of scumblood orphans (fully adults) into the deep desert to summarily execute em through dehydration AND WWHAM inspiration struck like lightnin wwhy wwaste these “people” on the desert wwhen i could open my owwn impromptu SHOOTIN GALLERY at #eridanwweek day four find it behind the booth i may need a hand restrainin these freaks they REALLY dont like gettin shot

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:33< its okay i know the secret ways out

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That sounds like ABNORMAL behavior something a #NORMALISHELL person such as myself would never partake in willingly! HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! Yep that sure was a refreshing drink of juice! Keeping it normal :) #aprilnormalday

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Whatever do you mean beloved dancestor im so f*cking nooooormal right now :)

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Keeping things #normal! Ha ha! #aprilnormalday

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Nearly lunch time! Can't wait for my lunch break! #aprilnormalday

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Lunch break! I got macaroni salad! #aprilnormalday

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Yum! That was a tasty lunch! Well back to the grindstone! #aprilnormalday

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There sure are a lot of whimsy and jokes going on today! None for me thanks! I'm driving! Ha ha! #aprilnormalday

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Oh! Just found a penny! Ha! This must be my lucky day! #aprilnormalday

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:33< MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWT Huh? Sorry did you guys hear something? Oh well must have been the wind! #aprilnormalday

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Just got the numbers from sales! We're doing pretty well! #aprilnormalday

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Keeping things extra #normal right now! #aprilnormalday

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Time for a coffee break! #aprilnormalday

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Ahhh! Another #normal day in paradise. Am I right or am I right? #aprilnormalday

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You know me just keeping it #supernormal today! #aprilnormalday

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Day at the office is almost over! Sure hope you guys are keeping it normal out there! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA #aprilnormalday

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Normal day at the office not much to report sadly haha! :33< Huh? #aprilnormalday

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:33< #NORMALISHELL :33< #NORMALISHELL :33< #NORMALISHELL :33< #NORMALISHELL :33< #NORMALISHELL :33< #NORMALISHELL :33< #NORMALISHELL :33< #aprilnormalday

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Ha ha! Whoops sorry I think I lost my cool there for a second! #aprilnormalday

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Thought you two could be getting hungry!

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Doing the daily crossword puzzle! Having a real #normalone! #aprilnormalday

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Good coffee! Hot coffee! Good hot coffee! YUM! #aprilnormalday

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Gotta keep my cubicle clean! #aprilnormalday

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Another day another dollar eh folks? Ha ha! #aprilnormalday

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHCHOO! Geeze sorry about that folks! That one really snuck up on me! #aprilnormalday

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Boy oh boy! It's almost time to get going to work! Rise and grind as they say! Ha ha! #aprilnormalday

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Remember to drink water! Hydration is imporant! #aprilnormalday

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Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee! Ha ha! Just kidding you can talk to me whenever you'd like I'm just your #normal friendly guy! #aprilnormalday

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MEOW! Geeze sorry where did that come from! Must be something I ate! Ha! #aprilnormalday

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Hope you all are having a real #normalone! Haha! #aprilnormalday

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Shop what shop? I don't know about any shop! I'm just your average salaryman working a 9-5 like everyone else! Ha ha!

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Drugs are bad beloved Dancestor!

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If you are looking for Sh*tpeta I have it on good authority she'll be back to morrow! Until then I guess you're stuck with me :) Sure hope we can be friends in the mean time!

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[BEGIN CHIT] HAVE Y0U C0NzIDERED THE #HE1MzPIT 1IFE? THERE ARE MANY BENEFITz T0 TH0zE THAT CH00zE IT. :) [END CHIT]

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Gotta look good! You can't go wrong with some nice ironed clothes!

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:33< ha ha you see i am just very normal! :33< i sure do love buying oatmeal from the grocery store! :33< #aprilnormalday

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Woof! Haha I am #woofposting #aprilnormalday

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Nothing quite beats curling up by the fire place and reading a good book ha ha! #aprilnormalday

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Oh no tea for me please! I'm more of a coffee guy myself ha ha! #aprilnormalday

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I love having a wife and 3.5 kids! Ha ha! Just kidding I'm abstinent for life! #aprilnormalday

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Cats? No no I'm more of a dog guy myself Ha Ha! #aprilnormalday

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I'm having a little snack of tasty unsalted chips! Wouldn't want my blood pressure to get too high would I? Ha ha! #aprilnormalday

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I decided to change my icon to reflect how very normal i feel to day I hope you all enjoy :) #aprilnormalday

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This place sure could use a good dusting! Better get to work! #aprilnormalday

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Pancakes always taste better with some nice tasty maple syrup! Yum! #aprilnormalday

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Some of you people sure have a funny way of typing! Ha ha! Keep on being you Chittr! #aprilnormalday

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There's so much art on the wall! Who's been drawing on the wall? I'm gonna have to clean this up pronto! #aprilnormalday

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Having a #normalone! Ha ha! #aprilnormalday

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Shipping people? No no! The only shipping I do is shipping packages down to the mail room Ha Ha! #aprilnormalday

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Ha Ha! Having a really nice day! #normal! I hope you all have a nice normal day too! #aprilnormalday

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Gee I'm sorry you don't like whatever you think is wrong! I'm just a normal guy! I'm enjoying these pancakes! Yum!

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Hunt? Whatever for! So barbaric! I'm a vegetarian don't you know!

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Don't say that about yourself...

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Hohonk!! Jolliest of times, everyone~!

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==C< i f()und ()ut what #eridanweek was ==C< heres an #eridanweek art base f()ar ya)) https://cdn.imgchest.c()m/fi)es/2e9be785a885.png

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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

she wvants me so bad

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in honor of #eridanwweek i am wwantin to reconcile wwith those ivve wwronged and maybe evven hurt wwith my lusus killin antics if YOUVVE been orphaned by eridan then first wwrite a strongly wworded letter in red ink and take it to the tallest peak in the land SET THE LETTER ALIGHT sing a hymn as the ashes are blowwn dowwn the mountain pass finally fuckin do us all a favvor and FLING yourself off the cliff then and ONLY then wwill i entertain the notion of apologizin also fuck you and your ugly dead lusus

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

WHAT ARE THESE WEEKS? WHEN IS #GHBWEEK ?

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Oh stubborn Chittrites. There is nothing to say to those who are not open to change. When will you learn that I have always been here? We are all hosts to something. I just happen to be an excellent one. I will once again depart for the day. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c932ff1d25c8.png

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A truly rotten girl!
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#imcoming to #eridanweek ! 0v0 DAY ONE: FLUSH / PALE DAY TWO: CUCK CHAIR / FUDANSHI THRONE DAY THREE: HURT/COMFORT / WHUMP DAY FOUR: PITCH / ASHEN DAY FIVE: MAGIC / SCIENCE DAY SIX: GUNPLAY / WANDPLAY DAY SEVEN: MARCH / COSPLAY writing prompt itinerary: @captiousGestures (tags: Eridan Ampora/Chittr, eridan week, daily writing prompts, archive rating: E)

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

HMMMMM. well i aint gonna tease too motherfuckin much this time. HERE. [It takes a few moments but Kalian is hit with a candid, almost amateurish, photo of both their behinds. Kind of hard to get a good angle with the size difference, but he took Kalian's request literally lmfao.] #nsfw #roleplay

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

MIGHT TAKE PHOTOS OF THE TWO OF US, but i aint sure if ill share. maybe if you ask nice. ;o) we be enjoyin that water right now.

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

OUTSIDE OF WARMING UP with some taming foreplay it aint too fired up yet. just now getting undressed and climin in, HAD TO BUY HER A SHOWER THAT COULD ACCOMMODATE ME.

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

NEW SHOWER THREAD WITH MY PITCH. @affectionConsecrated #NSFW potential good thing my palmhusk is waterproof. :o)

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

ALAS MY PITCH-BITCH IS DEMANDING I SHOWER WITH HER INSTEAD. updates are paused.

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

you want me UNSHOWERED? #nsfw #sweat

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

SHOWER TIME. :o)

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

oh yeah? :o)

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:33< clawnstantly

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

who up honkin they horn? #nsfw

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I'll never die because I'm too cool of that

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@ardourCorvidae[AC]

Lik£, m£ and th£ b£sti£! #£ridanw££k #imcoming https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration94.png

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@shipaholicDevotee[SD]

(^・ω・^) < THE TOPIC OF THE DAY S33MS TO BE HUMAN SHIPCOURSE DAVE X DIRK KISMESISITUDE!!! #INCEST

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@dStrides[DS]

#streamdstridesmusiconspotify

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I underst99d y9ur sentence 6ut I d9 n9t understand why they w9uld d9 that. I d9n't kn9w h9w t9 feel a69ut my sexual a6ilities 6eing pu6licly availa6le- #nsfw

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Landed near the sh1p

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@coralConviviality[CC]

I )(aven't given muc)( t)(oug)(t to my culling system in sweeps. I grew up I'd like to t)(ink. But t)(ere was a Karcrab t)(at seemed so angry at and I couldn't realise w)(y. T)(at's until I saw t)(at )(e was from Beforus. Glub. 38( #amireelyt)(atbad #glubposting

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

:o)

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If i get to kill a felt i choose Uuuuuhhhhhhg Itchy i dont know

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The man has sa1d 1t

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I alm9st feel successful after l99king at s9me p9sts.

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@herimperiousCondesce[HC]

yo any )(uman lawyers wanna tell me if w)(en my )(uman )(ubbie died out marriage was annulled efin if )(e stopped bein dead or somefin

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If slick hooked up with her, hes being disowned from the Noir line

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I would rather include all the numbers and pun combinations of the people who loved me in life into my quirk, before I ever would adopt the symbols forged by those who hated me, and let it define my death.

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

ITS LATE. i got lost doin shit and wasnt lookin at the time. BED TIME. ILL GET TO YOU MOTHERFUCKERS TOMORROW. unless i stay up late irresponsibly. :o)

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@imCher[IC]

Crab Rangoon 🦀

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

GOOD. ;o)

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@spadesSlick[SS]

do not go! do not let the asshole control tou

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@karnalDetente[KD]

shuld i post 1 free nude of my bulge 4 u all so i can convince yall 2 subscribe??? ;))) #nsfw

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https://pbs.twimg.com/mEdia/HCYHAplWcAAiq_6.jpg?namE=orig

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

IS IT THE CONDESCE? mindfang? DUALSCAR? is it me? :o)

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Fine. But 9nly 6ecause y9u're y9u.

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What I mean, 9r at least what I am attempting, perhaps s9mewhat unsuccessfully, t9 c9nvey, is that there appears t9 6e this 9ng9ing and rather inc9nvenient 9verlap 6etween tw9 9therwise unrelated sets 9f qualities: 9n the 9ne hand, a c9llecti9n 9f traits, ha6its, and c9nversati9nal tendencies that I find c9nsistently irritating, difficult t9 engage with, and, 9ver time, increasingly taxing t9 t9lerate; and 9n the 9ther hand, an entirely separate, yet s9meh9w c9existing, set 9f 9utward features that, despite my 6etter judgment and repeated eff9rts t9 remain unaffected 6y them, register as markedly, and I w9uld argue dispr9p9rti9nately, appealing. And it is precisely this 9verlap, this persistent c9existence 9f what I w9uld n9rmally categ9rize as reas9ns f9r av9idance with what, under different circumstances, might 6e c9nsidered reas9ns f9r admirati9n, that creates a s9rt 9f internal c9ntradicti9n, wherein my instinct t9 distance myself is c9ntinu9usly undermined 6y an equally unhelpful awareness 9f their, f9r lack 9f a m9re c9nvenient term, visual appeal, resulting in a situati9n that is less a clear 9pini9n and m9re an 9ng9ing, mildly frustrating state 9f unres9lved evaluati9n.

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

DONT ASK ME. I DONT KNOW, I JUST KNOW THAT THE MOTHERFUCKER HAS ONE.

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Over my- I can't say that anym9re.

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

SAY WHAT?

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

I DO, MOTHERFUCKER. i wonder who youre pining for. :o)

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

thats a lot of words but i think i get what youre spoutin. :o)

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

:o) <3<

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

YOU'D BE LUCKIER IF I DID. #nsfw

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@transcendGodhood[TG]

the longer yall trend this piss shit the more paparazzi start tryna follow me into the urinal looking for a bigger scoop #quitit #pissgate #nsfwe

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

WHEN I GET TO YOUR SHOP YOU'LL SEE.

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

I WILL OFFER MY OWN CONTRIBUTION TO THIS TREND. I HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO OCCASIONALLY INDULGE IN #PISS #NSFW #NSFWE (?)

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

I WILL, BET ON THAT.

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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

im the realest ampora around, wvhats up sexies?

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

SHUT UP, BITCH.

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

FINE. only if you make it worth my motherfuckin time and pan-space.

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

WHAT IS THIS.

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

I UNDERSTAND ENOUGH.

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

I GET SEXY ON MAIN. IS THAT NOT ENOUGH?

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@arsenicCatnip[AC]

:33 < You will never know why p3opl3 hated this >:3333

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

WHO IS KEVIN.

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

see it bend CAN YOU FEEL IT BREAK? WATCH IT CRACK UNDER ALL THAT WEIGHT #lyric not #nsfw but could be seen that way

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My reminder to drink water went down very well earlier, so I've decided to incorporate more reminders into my posts. Drink water. Drink liquids. Absorb them into your cells so you may thrive in this accursed life. #Itstimetodrinkwater

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⚇ so many of you lowblood motherfuckers way too comfortable being nasty asses to highbloods. ⚇ LIKE WE CAN'T CULL YOUR ASS WHENEVER WE FUCKIN' PLEASE. ⚇ you think you's safe just cuz you're behind a screen? ⚇ THINK AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER. ⚇ i ain't even asking you to like a motherfucker. ⚇ i'm abrasive, devoted, purple. ⚇ i know thats some shit motherfuckers hate ⚇ but if you hatin' without provocation? ⚇ i think a motherfucker's just got anger in they heart and thats on you. ⚇

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@spadesSlick[SS]

can we not livechit our pissing? thanks. i'm off to take a piss.

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@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MMMMM... COCKTAIL SAUCE...

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CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. CORPORAL RAZOREYE CHARGES: DESTRUCTION OF IMPERIAL PROPERTY (45 COUNTS), INTERFERING WITH WAR EFFORTS (10 COUNTS), MURDER OF AN IMPERIAL OFFICER (2 COUNTS), MUTINY (1 COUNT), GRAND LARCENY (1 COUNT), HIJACKING (2 COUNTS) PLEA: "INNOCENT. THERE CAN BE NO CRIMES UNDER UNJUST TYRANNY." VERDICT: SENTENCING DEFERRED TO PROSECUTOR. DEFENDANT SENTENCED TO DEATH BY HANGING. COMMENTS: "GRRRHN. GRRH... RRRKCH. RRRH-RHUUUR-RRK!"

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Ah. It would appear I have been… *granted access* to this quaint little platform you insist on calling “Chittr.” How novel. You see, I find it endlessly fascinating—this compulsive need your species has to compress its thoughts into neat, digestible fragments. As if brevity might somehow make them more… *true.* I assure you, it does not. Still, I suppose introductions are expected. You may refer to me as Doc Scratch. Titles beyond that would only complicate matters, and I would hate to burden you with details you are not yet prepared to understand. Suffice it to say, I am intimately familiar with each of you. Your posts, your choices, your… predictable little spirals of cause and effect. All of it has already been accounted for. Yes, even this. Especially this. Please, do continue as you were. I would not dream of interrupting the trajectory you are so diligently fulfilling. I am merely here to observe. …and, on occasion, to ensure that things proceed exactly as they must.

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jesus/judas toxic yaoi

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what goes on a clown's sofa? a whoopie cushion! honk

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

:o)

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

THE PEOPLE LOVE ME.

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Yeah no i dont miss stabbing

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

yawn. sleepy.

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Take my hand! I can show you a better world! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d92c32d0d25f.png

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This trend is better than #feet at least.

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lies

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So if Jadeyharls ever says Im a dork, or a nerd or am lame or anything like she is a dirty dirty liar

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To everyone hating my Chits. STOP BOOING ME, I'M RIGHT

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@orphanerDualscar[OD]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣶⠾⠿⠿⠯⣷⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣾⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢻⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⠿⠁⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣾⣟⣛⣛⣶⣬⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠟⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⠟⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠿⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⡟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡏⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡿⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣷⡍⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣼⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠷⣤⣤⣠⣤⣤⡤⡶⣶⢿⠟⠹⠿⠄⣿⣿⠏⠀⣀⣤⡦⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡄ ⢀⣄⣠⣶⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠓⠚⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⡛⡻⠿⠿⠙⠓⢒⣺⡿⠋⠁ ⠉⠉⠉⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠁⠀ ##############################################################################

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

FINALLY MOTHERFUCKING HOME FROM THE BEAT. time to relax my FAVORITE way. get my chill on with my favorite elixir, on my MOTHERFUCKIN throne.. FREE from those accursed restricting CLOTHES. #nsfw #bulge https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa5e5cef5f9d.jpg

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quadrant applications open or wwhatevver its not like i need anybody of anyfin but like in case someone wwould be interested you knoww?

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

HATE DATE IT IS. <3<

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

shame. should rock my markings sometime. ;o)

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

oh shut up, you like gettin clown all over you. aint foolin anyone or me.

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

EXACTLY, BABY. you fuckin get it, like i knew you would. kissies and headpats for you.

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

YOU BEEN MISSING IT IF YOU ONLY ASKING THAT NOW. i been getting bitches aplenty, but i got a lot to go around. ;o)

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

:o)

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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/barkbeast.png ]

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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

current mood: https://youtu.be/lqlihraql7o?si=ka351fiz7xj85khj to all the haters: ;)

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*yawvns exposing my midriff in front of you.* oh, hey. didn't see ya there. howv's it going, chief?

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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

you miss evwery shot you dont take - troll andrevw jackson

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

my fault. :o)

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Hi, PSA: Please floss or wa7er pick your 7ee7h. 7hank you for your a77en7ion in7o 7his ma77er.

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@taciturnTerror[TT]

:o) Though your spade burns bright for me, your eyes burn brighter with my power. :o) Its flattering that only I get to see you like this, pitch motherfucker mine. :o) Give in. #nsfw #chucklevoodooplay

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

OH BABY, say less. i miss em already. #nsfw

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

of course, kitty. dont gotta tell me twice. SAME FOR YOU. might have to put the closed sign up unless you wanna do it at the counter. #nsfw

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@terribleTutelary[TT]

#nsfwe I can be trusted with young impressionable minds. Ideally if those young minds have daddy problems. If you fall into this category, feel free to DM. I can help you sail these troubled waters.

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

I CANT WAIT. #nsfw

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

heh. <3<

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

i dunno who that is but im sure youre motherfuckin hotter.

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@herimperiousCondesce[HC]

btw any trolls w)(o engage in )(uman marriage r fuckin nasty. do u )(ate ur own species. quit dat. it was only ocray w)(en i did it. now rememba ur a glubbin troll n act like one. #tf

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Hm'mtchvm m'mn. N'rvh.

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:33< alright fine mew wanna know the truth? :33< mew got so plastpurred with mewre drinking game last night me decided to try and invent "chopped cereal" fur some furkin reason then pulled out a chainsaw furom my chainsaw hole and jammed it in a cereal box realized it didnt have any juice and cried fur 3 hours afpurr the mewvie about how meowch mew miss the signless! :33< CHRIST!

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whAt's bEttEr thAn fIrst prAyEr Of thE dAy? sEcOnd prAyEr! #blEssEd #mIrthfUlchIttr #clOwnlIfE

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:33< sigh

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

ILL SMOKE THE REST LATER. as a treat.

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

hot. :o)

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A Dualscar duality, you could say.

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I'd like to see him too, I hope he's well.

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You can give a troll bread and circuses, but only community can fulfill a person's life. All it takes is being a good neighbor, and from there, we flourish.

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Blessed are the merciful, for they will be shown mercy.

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Treat them as you would any other, with kindness and grace. Blessings.

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Fear not imperfection of the self. You can learn a great deal from your mistakes when you aren't busy denying them. This applies both to the average troll and to certain Empires that I shan't name.

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You think I care about this? Ask me if I care about this, cause I do. If I had a dollar every time I cared about this, I'd be a rich man, because I care so much.

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Ratio: 3.50

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.

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I'm not here to be perfect, I'm here to be real.

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Some of the worst things have been done with the best intentions.

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I love you too.

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:33< have a bad trip mew dip! #drugs

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@honkhonkhonkHonkhonkhonkhonk[HH]

hOoOOnk honk hooonk

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@taciturnCharlatan[TC]

😳🍆🍑

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status: contemplating the twvwists and turns of fate, destiny and inebriation. prepping for a nice evwening. - the orphaner dualscar

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@mirthfulMessiah[MM]

THE OTHER MIRTHFUL MESSIAH WISHES TO COMMUNICATE, I AM PASSING THE KEYBOARD NOW. -M-A-K-E--S-U-R-E--T-O--C-U-L-L--O-F-T-E-N--A-N-D--W-I-T-H--H-A-S-T-E-

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@retroactiveAmnesiac[RA]

-- Lowbloods Are Prohibited From Buying Clown Hrt, Sorry Babes But We Cant Have A Hierarchy If You Can Just Skip The Lower Levels

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@orphanerDualscar[OD]

\/\/\/\/ho does a \/\/iolet ha\/\/e to subjugate to be \/\/erified on this \/\/\/\/retched platform?

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@caligulasAquarium[CA]

i wwould suggest wwe make it ampora wweek just to add a little prestige on top but that wwould invvite certain other unsavvory characters that i think wwe can all agree do not need celebrated

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

;o)

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

WE KEEP IT BUMPIN

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

shut up, dissy. IM SHARING GOOD MUSIC.

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@retroactiveAmnesiac[RA]

-- Good! Some People Just Have No Respect

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@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 :o)

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okay yeah sure. finne. i'll take the shitty grubby blue color. at least that's readable

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

HEARD.

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@mirthfulMessiah[MM]

I AM ALWAYS A CHARACTER

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@mirthfulMessiah[MM]

HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/3937D3EBE99E.JPG

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

;o) #nsfw

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

.... FINE.

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૮ ᴖﻌᴖა https://i.imgur.com/7esUEmt.png when you're hating, this is who you're hating on

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

I DEMAND MORE #CLOWNPOSTING

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

ALRIGHT I GOTTA GO TO A MEETING. you motherfuckers behave now.

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

who up HONKIN they HORN right now? ;o) #nsfw

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Time to get some rest. I’ve got a long day of sailing ahead of me tomorrow.

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

THE FUCK IS MONOGAMOUS?

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@screamingPoet[SP]

YOUR CONFORMITY IS DISAPPOINTING. I EXPECTED MORE OF YOU.

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This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
@bummelBoogie[BB]

fu(ked up in the (rib blowing smoke i(osahedrons and rolling them. natural twenties. that’s just how i do business.

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:33< cant they didnt put in a delete button on this site

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Grumpy kitty needs a big tasty fish, I think.

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HELLOO?? ARE THERE ANY OLIVE BADDIES WHO WANNA COME TICKLE ME https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-24_143217140.png

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:33< WELL DONT PITTY IT ETHPURR!

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:33< only on wendesdays

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:33< listen hagface theyre burried in the woods mewll nefur find them

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:33< pawlexa set native language to swahili fur 2 sw33ps thank mew

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=^owo^= whats up meowtherfuckers

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6ef9re y9u pr9ceed, I'd like t9 9ffer a 6rief, th9ugh admittedly inc9mplete, advis9ry regarding the t9pics discussed here. S9me p9sts may c9ntain references t9 interpers9nal c9nflict, systemic inequities, and vari9us f9rms 9f unintenti9nal harm. If any 9f these su6jects are pers9nally challenging, I enc9urage y9u t9 take a m9ment t9 prepare y9urself em9ti9nally 6ef9re c9ntinuing.

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:33< boooooo!

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