Aimless Renegade
@aimlessRenegade
upholding justice. law obider. professional marksman. bringing in order. i will not hesitate to use my rocket launcher if you attempt to jaywalk.
honored to announce order has been restored, i have organized the canned goods by serial number. is that what they are meant for?
you should obey the law, or justice will be served. seriously, who keeps on illegally accumulating chalk.
Haha, you sound just like my friend, Yellow. You two would probably get along swell.
if you're talking about my homeboy Mayor's chalk stash you should know it was acquired legally and if you even think about confiscating any of it, i will throw bricks at you.
this is crazy, why does this seahorse want me dead.
what i meant in my last post was me asking who decided to steal my AMMUNITION. this is a federal offense and will be investigated. whoever did it will be arrested in the name of justice.
Someone stole federal ammunition? Whoever stole it can put me down for two cases.
taking ammunition is also a felony.
i have just fired a heavy artillery missile at a mailbox by accident.
AR please do not damage what is technically government property. Were there letters inside at the time?
unlawfully accumulating chalk is a terrible felony.
Gonna have to write this one down, I guess.
... It's been a long time. Good to see you again.