♠ hated by @alooflyAdrift
🞜 your desperation stink is getting all over the timeline.

I don't understand the expectation that an iteration of Jake English must be positively shredded. I like my Jake just the way he is. Frankly, the EXTREMELY conventionally attractive Jakes are almost off-putting. They hardly resemble him!! Sure, he hasn't retained his youthful... silhouette. But who has the metabolism they had when they were sixteen? Jakes of Chittr, don't you fret. Pick that fork back up, pally.

Christ of yore, I am sucked into this corset. I feel like a can of biscuits busting out of this sucker. No, Unreal Heiress. Don't post that.

Chewing on ice watching my moirail figure out how many people on chittr dot ing will let her touch them

WOW. Okay. I see how it is, your royal highness. -- Posted from my Texas Instruments TI-84 Graphing Calculator --

Wow How objectifying. Typical. -- Posted from my Texas Instruments TI-84 Graphing Calculator --
casper you’re the funn1est troll al1ve
yes 1’m a known b1t1ng hazard we all know th1s
S1GH. 1’m l1terally mess1ng w1th you rem 1’m not gonna do 1t

࣪⊹₊˚{ are youuuu feeling #hicaricore tolight???? first 1 to guess what THIS st+s four will earn a whole WHALEEEE of a lot of hicapoints! \}*7*{/ ~ <3 #cullquette #girlglubber #innerempress }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ im reposting my pic from last wipes #maidmonday.... }.3.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i just didnt have time four a photoshoot during my nap! }9u9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

bye bye
oh the buggy hood stand 1s actually sl1pp1ng
oh? you’re gonna force me to my knees?
1 hope 1t breaks any takes me out 1n one go so that 1n retrospect1on th1s 1s the last th1ng you sa1d about me and that 1t’ll we1gh heav1ly on your consc1ence

「(ФωФ) megane-san buys all of ai-chan's pantsu.」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: he gets a licky of her thermal paste sometimes!! (*^▽^*) keke... megane-san...is so lucky.]

I believed you the first time, but I'm starting to think the lady protests too much~~~~~.

ok♤y, unihorned wh♤le ♤dj♤cent ♤qu♤tic m♤mm♤l.

If any bitter and warring kismeses are looking for a third, I'm av~ailable~. But I warn you, I'm not a very good auspistice~. #NSFW #Threeways #UnicornSighting

࣪⊹₊˚{ you dont think we have stuff in common....? }*n*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
that was the most trag1c ch1ttr m1stake 1ve seen thus far
ཐི༏ཋྀ Well n0w we g0tta. W00f. - § 𝒥𝒶𝒹ℯ 𝒜𝓁𝒶𝓍ℯ𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓈 §

AHAHAHA!
yeah you d1d

im calling it, i dont really care. condy wvins, lamplady doesnt movwe on. sorry toots, youre hot and all, but i wvant the *real* stars competing here. speaking of... god damn. this one hurts. the final match of round 2 in the #cronusbabeoff is... rose lalonde vws kanaya maryam. this ones gotta sting. most of the rosies and kannys iwve seen around this place are divworced, dunno if ivwe seen ewven one happy couple, but this has still gotta be a vweird one. i wvas a lil spoiled for choice for propaganda, so i wvent a lil softer on this one. still #nsfwv, of course. <3 or <> for kanaya <3< or c3< for rose




