♠ hated by @alooflyAdrift
🞜 her face doesnt look that much like an ass.
g1rl 1 thought YOU posted 1t
200k kull/t special is maid dress Casper btw. I don't care about the numbers at all, I just think you guys deserve a gift for suffering me and my posts lmao
pls pls pls paint my insides violet. omg. #yearning #nsfw #vaguepost
1 know a rock bottom you can h- hang on 1 need to check someth1ng
oh wow you d1d h1t rock bottom, and then somehow dug even further down wh1le you were at 1t
࣪⊹₊˚{ OHHHH MIRA!!!! }*∀*ʃƪ }*∀*ʃƪ }*∀*ʃƪ i literally LOVE IT when you compliment me! i can tell you always super duper GROUPER mean it!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ except i alwayssss kinda feel like im fourgetting something afterwards.... hm }.3.{ #hmmmm }˚₊⊹ ࣪
holding my hips so i don’t squirm away from a good pounding hhwuqhwahsh. literalmente que rico!!!! #nsfw #thoughts #yearning
1 love exerc1s1ng my creat1v1ty by just mak1ng sh1t up somet1mes, 1t’s awesome. some trolls call 1t ly1ng, 1 call 1t hav1ng an act1ve 1mag1nat1on
she ch1ts about work1ng from h1ve #herjob, but 1sn’t even #clocked1n or #locked1n, can you guys bel1eve that
can i whip it out of ur pants and stuff my mouth w/ you when i'm, like, bored? #nsfw #thoughts
Were you hoping to mediate me, princess~?
People often forget how old old I am, given my beauty, youthful vigor, and seamless fluency in modern vernacular~. But speaking from experience, filling your pale and ashen quadrants becomes less of an imperative, once you reach a certain age~. They serve an important role in our society in moderating our more destructive impulses, no doubt~. But with age comes wisdom, clarity, and superior impulse control~! Long gone are the nights of violent rampages and ill-advised hookups~! Don't look at the pity and mediate ratios on my chitts~. The young people are too sensitive these nights~. #Wisdom #QuadrantAdvice
My Palms Are Swea+ing. Hands Shaking As I S+are Down A+ My Palmhusk. Fro+bear. #nsfw
proof?
all of you b1tchbeasts and nooksuckers W1SH you had my ass on tap #th1rstpost1ng #suggest1ve ((art by sarcasmprod1gy!
wow
࣪⊹₊˚{ + id literally give it to him raw ANYTIDE \}*7*{/ #yep #imagiver }˚₊⊹ ࣪
There's always room for one more beautiful seadweller~. If you'd like to join us next time~~~.
:33< horoscope hour :33< ♈ mew will get stuck in the washpurr and die of starvation sorry :(( :33< ♉ the stars are betting against mew stack the odds in mewre fafur today :33< ♊ mewre kinda cute dodge one billion sword attacks to win :33< ♋ the star mushroom is born today face the goblin in the bridge hole to win else mew will get stuck in a dryer and starve :33< ♌ mewre the cute one! :33< ♍ happy birthday! :33< ♎ mew will spin a big wh33l and mewre stats will go carazay :33< ♏ if mew start digging nyow and k33p digging efurry second of efurry day fur the rest of mewr life mew will get one inch d33p :33< ♐ a cool mew hobby fur mew will be sock darning no trial :33< ♑ aaaaaaaaaaah go soak mewre head :33< ♒ efurry epawsode of my gym purrtnyars a monkey was about mew :33< ♓ the darkest day is yet to pass and mew will s33 it clawme to pass or some othpurr clawmeownous shit
gonna sea what all the fuss is about
࣪⊹₊˚{ }*ᯅ*{ did she just? pap me from behind #oh #wait }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Clearly I don't need to "mislead" anyone!
Weeeellll....
࣪⊹₊˚{ WHY are you letting other trolls pretend to be your c+y custodian when im LITERALLYYYY right here!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ + you KNOWWWW how much i love pretending to be things.... };ᯅ;{ };ᯅ;{ };ᯅ;{ };ᯅ;{ #seakingarrangements #findom #gillbossing #womeninFLARP }˚₊⊹ ࣪
꧁thesmaller the spheres the bigger the thumper. keepthat inmind before you humpher. #suggestive #idiom꧂
🞜 your desperation stink is getting all over the timeline.
I don't understand the expectation that an iteration of Jake English must be positively shredded. I like my Jake just the way he is. Frankly, the EXTREMELY conventionally attractive Jakes are almost off-putting. They hardly resemble him!! Sure, he hasn't retained his youthful... silhouette. But who has the metabolism they had when they were sixteen? Jakes of Chittr, don't you fret. Pick that fork back up, pally.
Christ of yore, I am sucked into this corset. I feel like a can of biscuits busting out of this sucker. No, Unreal Heiress. Don't post that.
Lol same.
Chewing on ice watching my moirail figure out how many people on chittr dot ing will let her touch them
>--D=Blood=is=vital=not=just=for=living=but=your=identity=and=purpose=in=life=haha=:P//<
WOW. Okay. I see how it is, your royal highness. -- Posted from my Texas Instruments TI-84 Graphing Calculator --
Wow How objectifying. Typical. -- Posted from my Texas Instruments TI-84 Graphing Calculator --
casper you’re the funn1est troll al1ve
yes 1’m a known b1t1ng hazard we all know th1s
S1GH. 1’m l1terally mess1ng w1th you rem 1’m not gonna do 1t
࣪⊹₊˚{ are youuuu feeling #hicaricore tolight???? first 1 to guess what THIS st+s four will earn a whole WHALEEEE of a lot of hicapoints! \}*7*{/ ~ <3 #cullquette #girlglubber #innerempress }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ im reposting my pic from last wipes #maidmonday.... }.3.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i just didnt have time four a photoshoot during my nap! }9u9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
bye bye
oh the buggy hood stand 1s actually sl1pp1ng
oh? you’re gonna force me to my knees?
1 hope 1t breaks any takes me out 1n one go so that 1n retrospect1on th1s 1s the last th1ng you sa1d about me and that 1t’ll we1gh heav1ly on your consc1ence
｢(ФωФ) megane-san buys all of ai-chan's pantsu.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: he gets a licky of her thermal paste sometimes!! (*＾▽＾*) keke... megane-san...is so lucky.]
I believed you the first time, but I'm starting to think the lady protests too much~~~~~.
I just don't think you can truly forgive someone for being ugly. #vagueposting
Have y0u ever been stirred awake by an 0rgasm fr0m s0me0ne riding y0u #s0mn0philia #nsfw #dubc0n #nsfwe
ok♤y, unihorned wh♤le ♤dj♤cent ♤qu♤tic m♤mm♤l.
If any bitter and warring kismeses are looking for a third, I'm av~ailable~. But I warn you, I'm not a very good auspistice~. #NSFW #Threeways #UnicornSighting
࣪⊹₊˚{ you dont think we have stuff in common....? }*n*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
that was the most trag1c ch1ttr m1stake 1ve seen thus far
ཐི༏ཋྀ Well n0w we g0tta. W00f. - § 𝒥𝒶𝒹ℯ 𝒜𝓁𝒶𝓍ℯ𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓈 §
AHAHAHA!
yeah you d1d
im calling it, i dont really care. condy wvins, lamplady doesnt movwe on. sorry toots, youre hot and all, but i wvant the *real* stars competing here. speaking of... god damn. this one hurts. the final match of round 2 in the #cronusbabeoff is... rose lalonde vws kanaya maryam. this ones gotta sting. most of the rosies and kannys iwve seen around this place are divworced, dunno if ivwe seen ewven one happy couple, but this has still gotta be a vweird one. i wvas a lil spoiled for choice for propaganda, so i wvent a lil softer on this one. still #nsfwv, of course. <3 or <> for kanaya <3< or c3< for rose