♦ pitied by @anachronisticGrandiloquence
from "door guy"- hello you might know the drill now but i need you to list for yourself and your own safety the number of doors in a 5 mile radius of you, rounded to the nearest 12. please be accurate this is important. you will get out of this safely just as the dog did. one of them at least. uh, twenty six? i think? our house is kinda isolated and we really only have doors downstairs or for the bathrooms, so https://forms.gle/vcsxazloddgrjytf6
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▲I think the only thing that could get me to quit smoking is if Lynera started doing it▼ ▲crazy how shes lame enough to make it uncool all on her own▼
Normal day at the office not much to report sadly haha! :33< Huh? #aprilnormalday
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yeah sorry my friend trolls = bugs, they dont have parents theyre all spawned out by a mother grub. dont ask about how she gets the goo to do such things
◣_◢ Since everyone else in TThese commenTTs has decided TTo be unhelpful TTo someone who is clearly a grub TThaTT shouldn'TT be on TThis siTTe TTo begin wiTTh, I'll give you a real answer. Trolls don'TT raise TTheir grubs TThemselves, I'm assuming you're an orphan due TTo your regisTTered blood color, buTT TTrolls are usually raised by lusii. Two TTrolls pail in a disTTanTT or recenTT pasTT and send TTheir geneTTic slurry TTo TThe moTTher grub, who lays your egg in TThe caverns. The resulTTing grub(s) in TThe cluTTch will have one blood color TTypically, buTT someTTimes TThey can mix casTTes and end up a muTTanTT.
the more i look at this pig the worse it gets. from a murder mystery book. you cant convince me this pig isnt the culprit. #swinophobia https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/IMG_8613.jpeg https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/IMG_8614.jpeg
silly aliens don't know what a vaguepost is LOL #vaguechitting
l1terally m1ss1ng my fa˅e l1ttle mutant bl♡♡d umu ugh, h1s l1ttle regen fact♡r 1s t♡tes amaz1ng. try1ng t♡ get h1m ♡n the s1te, but he's tak1ng 4E˅ER!!!!!!!!! why d♡n't tr♡lls e˅er L1STEN t♡ a g1rl??? 1 am ACTUALLY 1nstruct1ng h1m w1th the clearest gu1dance e˅er but he just WANTS t♡ ACT stup1d alllllllllllllllllll the t1me!!! fuck!!!