♦ pitied by @anachronisticGrandiloquence
it means youre probably just like me and very easily swayed by a nice sandwich i think i mean if someone passed me a hot cheese right off the grill and said it was on them id probably follow them around forever like some stray that just got fed in a back alleyway
Normal day at the office not much to report sadly haha! :33< Huh? #aprilnormalday
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yeah sorry my friend trolls = bugs, they dont have parents theyre all spawned out by a mother grub. dont ask about how she gets the goo to do such things
◣_◢ Since everyone else in TThese commenTTs has decided TTo be unhelpful TTo someone who is clearly a grub TThaTT shouldn'TT be on TThis siTTe TTo begin wiTTh, I'll give you a real answer. Trolls don'TT raise TTheir grubs TThemselves, I'm assuming you're an orphan due TTo your regisTTered blood color, buTT TTrolls are usually raised by lusii. Two TTrolls pail in a disTTanTT or recenTT pasTT and send TTheir geneTTic slurry TTo TThe moTTher grub, who lays your egg in TThe caverns. The resulTTing grub(s) in TThe cluTTch will have one blood color TTypically, buTT someTTimes TThey can mix casTTes and end up a muTTanTT.
the more i look at this pig the worse it gets. from a murder mystery book. you cant convince me this pig isnt the culprit. #swinophobia https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/IMG_8613.jpeg https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/IMG_8614.jpeg
silly aliens don't know what a vaguepost is LOL #vaguechitting
l1terally m1ss1ng my fa˅e l1ttle mutant bl♡♡d umu ugh, h1s l1ttle regen fact♡r 1s t♡tes amaz1ng. try1ng t♡ get h1m ♡n the s1te, but he's tak1ng 4E˅ER!!!!!!!!! why d♡n't tr♡lls e˅er L1STEN t♡ a g1rl??? 1 am ACTUALLY 1nstruct1ng h1m w1th the clearest gu1dance e˅er but he just WANTS t♡ ACT stup1d alllllllllllllllllll the t1me!!! fuck!!!