

hephaestus
@anagapesisSolivagant
CHRR. welcome to beetles pages. i collect various geegaws and trinkets to tickle my desire to have shinies. [it/its]

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chrr. beetles identifies as a gambler. my pronouns are all/in.
chrrrk. beetles found cool scuttlebuggy and took it apart.
23 minutes since last post.. chrrrk. mass exodus?
beetles senses disturbance. chrrkt. who is sad?
collect my beetles. chrr.
beetles attacks. chrk. you now have 3 beetles on you.
(=Ф^Ф=)THФSE IN PФWERR HAVE NEVERR CARRED ФRR WILL EVERR CARRE ABФUT US. WHY SHФULD I SERRVE A NATIФN THAT LETS ITS PEФPLE STARRVE(=ФⰙФ=)rawr!
beetle attack. you now have 100 beetles in your inventory. cht chitter.
beetles says. fuck.
run your pockets. empty them. divest yourself of your geegaws and doodads. cht chhht.
chkk. beetle breakfast.
if you flirt with me. chk chk. i will bite you.
beetle chitt. chk chk. my chitin is very firm. throw every pebble you want at me.
















