β hated by @apiaryCaperer
> aoum 1 wa2 houngry <
βDude I fuKKin love smoKing cigarettes you will never Katch me with those glorified smoKe machine that light up liKe theyβre wriggler toysβ
βyouβd have to beat IKromos for that positionβ
who even are you
[#AN $OMEONE GO AND HATE ALL MY #HIT$ $O MY KULL $#ORE #AN BE EQUAL TO MY KULT I$ PI$$ING ME OFF]
i don't gOttA im gOOd at this shit
im lOokIn at yOUr reply to my chit right now
βno I did and youβd be pissed at me but you didnβt do anything I promiseβ
[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthat iz g00d. ... [ACTION:QUERY] h0w did y0ur meeting g0? [END MESSAGE]
[AND YOU JU$T WENT GREEN TOO WTF]
βOh dude youβre probably liKe brainwashed or smthβ
seeing.those.average.lowblood.casualty.numbers.go.up.is.the.reason.i.clock.in.to.work.every.night
indeed.i.don't i'm.on.a.nice.luxurious.little.break.right.now.from.work i.consider.her,.and.everyone.on.this.website,.a.side.hobby
for.giving.you.the.time.of.night
i.think.in.fact.i.will.not
because.you.are.very.entertaining my.favorite.in.fact! you.should.be.honored,.honestly.i.could.use.a.thank.you
no,.i.do.not.think.i.will
i dont kno* *hat i did to deser-e those reactions so im only going to assume the hate reacts to my last post of joy are accidental misclicks of the like react. thanks guys
things ha-e ne-er been better at my hi-e. chichis back *here she belongs, shes not lea-ing e-er again, ser-ants doin their jobs, im amazingly handsome and fuckable. its *onderful all in all.
Eh, neverm:nd. Just real:zed I a:n't g:ve a sh:t.
π ~ I literally just miss her, but whatever. ~π
π ~ I'm like, not saying it does but she can at least be original. Like, she's got the same pose and all that shit you know? ~π
π ~ Checking in on her posts because, you know, I've been busy, lol, and like, that's soooooo lame. They took a photo that's like, almost identical to one I have saved of her? Gross. ~π
Ξ΅-o yΞ΅-oure cAAllin them "them" AAll the time insteAAd Ξ΅-of cAAllin em trΞ΅-olls yΞ΅-ourself Ξ΅-o plus i AAint speAAkin AAbΞ΅-out AA pAArticulAAr individuAAl AAnd shΞ΅-ortenin it dΞ΅-own tΞ΅-o "helms" insteAAd Ξ΅-of sAAyin "helmed trΞ΅-olls" AAll the time just rΞ΅-olls Ξ΅-of the tAAstefrΞ΅-ond eAAsier
Ξ΅-o in the gAAnderbulbs Ξ΅-of the empire they sure AArent Ξ΅-o dΞ΅-oubt theres much tΞ΅-o the empire thAAt AAint exAActly whAAt their rΞ΅-oles AAre Ξ΅-o im AA seniΞ΅-or tech nΞ΅-ow AAnd thAAts just AAbΞ΅-out AAll i AAm fAAr AAs the empire AAs AA whΞ΅-ole cAAres Ξ΅-o sAAme with AAll the helms
Ξ΅-o either the helm wΞ΅-orks with AA rewAArd Ξ΅-o Ξ΅-or the helm wΞ΅-orks withΞ΅-out rewAArd Ξ΅-o either wAAy AA helm wΞ΅-orks AAnd will AAlwAAys hAAve tΞ΅-o wΞ΅-ork until they eventuAAlly burn Ξ΅-out Ξ΅-o sAAme with AAll replAAceAAble cΞ΅-ompΞ΅-onents
Ξ΅-o uh yeAAh Ξ΅-o i knΞ΅-ow Ξ΅-o im sAAyin nΞ΅-ot AAll Ξ΅-of em dΞ΅-o Ξ΅-o cAAn yΞ΅-ou reAAd?
So very typ:cal of you fleet folks, sp:tt:n' :n someone's mouth n' tell:n' 'em they oughta be grateful for the dr:nk. Y'buy what'cher sell:n', 'r jus' hawk :t?
Ξ΅-o AAt leAAst yΞ΅-oull get AA rewAArd AAfter AAll the scAAnnin Ξ΅-o be grAAteful AAbΞ΅-out thAAt Ξ΅-o nΞ΅-ot AAll helms even get tΞ΅-o receive treAAts
π ~ Shore leave, huh? Shame I'm going to be waaaay too busy this time. ~π
Ξ΅-o yΞ΅-oull get used tΞ΅-o it eventuAAlly Ξ΅-o if nΞ΅-ot then mAAybe yΞ΅-ou AArent such AA gΞ΅-oΞ΅-od helm AAfter AAll
π ~ Well, maybe I miss the break she like, gave me from things. ~π
π ~ Please, her like, creepy ass ancestor already did that. I just gave a specific colour. But don't worry! They were like, useful enough to get to live, you know? Like look at her now. ~π
π ~ Oh em gee, chill out. We're like, just messing around. ~π
π ~ Literally just a show of friendship, babes. ~π
π ~ Suuuure you won't, babes. But hey, if you like, wanna test it out, I'm happy to help. Actually... Hey babes, listen close, okay? This one's reeeeal important. Shut up. ~π
π ~ Careful babes, you almost look like you're growing a spine. Do your little friends not know? That's like, sooooo sad. Are you sure they're gonna stick around? ~π
π ~ An older piece but like, still one of my faves. @eclecticEngineer helped make this one. Do you still have the matching piece, babes? [Image attached: A necklace pendant made of mostly of metal. It features a delicate golden bee on top a black sphere made from hexagonal shapes. Inside the sphere is a large pearl, slightly iridescent and a bright, warm colour closer to honey than it is to the standard goldblood tones.] #azaleaspearls #blood implied. ~π
what.it.people.say.now?. womp.womp?
helms.are.so.terribly.inefficient if.only.we.hadn't.gotten.sentimentally.attached.to.them....we.really.should.be.using.the.power.of.a.strategically.used.lobotomy.more.often far.fewer.complaints.from.then.on ((.#cw-gore.))
Well, Y-ES!
thanks pissb- bee troll
lovve cullin muties an wwouldnt dream a schloorpin on their cute wwittle grape sized foot fronds #nsfww
i didn't even know lowbloods were allowed online that shit's soooo crazy