@carcinoGeneticist#4881 I'm sorry, okay???????? I'll m8ke sure to meticulously reheat that pie you got for me, slide it onto a silver platter, and figure out a way to wedge said platter 8etween my horns 8efore la8oriously crawling on hand and nu8 up to your fucking LAIR of a respite8lock and groveling, STILL PIZZA PANNED, MIND YOU, for your forgiveness! It was completely and utterly monstrous of me to go sample it right after you said I should keep my thieving claws off it, and I should have!!!!!!!! You're right. You just made it sound really good and I wanted to try it. So I'm sorry, okay?
Feel the seabreeze, Karkat.
AS A FUCKING *WRIGGLER* IN AN ATTEMPT TO KEEP YOUR SPECIES ALIVE! GOD FORBID THE IDEA THAT I'VE GROWN SINCE THEN?!
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Wow Karkat! Your drawings are soooooooo gr8! I may need to consider some new tattoos!
Do you think John or Rose suits me more? And should I do it near the gru8scars or on my ass????????
Flattery will get you stuck in my we8, little cra8. 8etter 8e careful a8out how you wave those claws around!!!!!!!!
DON'T CALL ME THAT. ON SOME 'THE KNIGHT GUIDES THE SEER' SHIT, FUCKING EMBARRASSING