@carcinoGeneticist#4881 I'm sorry, okay???????? I'll m8ke sure to meticulously reheat that pie you got for me, slide it onto a silver platter, and figure out a way to wedge said platter 8etween my horns 8efore la8oriously crawling on hand and nu8 up to your fucking LAIR of a respite8lock and groveling, STILL PIZZA PANNED, MIND YOU, for your forgiveness! It was completely and utterly monstrous of me to go sample it right after you said I should keep my thieving claws off it, and I should have!!!!!!!! You're right. You just made it sound really good and I wanted to try it. So I'm sorry, okay?
APOLOGY ACCEPTED. I'LL GO RE-SCREW YOUR DOOR BACK ON NOW.
Too late. This ship has had its maiden voyage already. Sails have unfurled.
DON'T BE SUCH A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG, WE'RE REAL PEOPLE. WE AREN'T FANFICTIONS.
aw karkat, you say that like you have not historically made shipping charts too...
Feel the seabreeze, Karkat.
AS A FUCKING *WRIGGLER* IN AN ATTEMPT TO KEEP YOUR SPECIES ALIVE! GOD FORBID THE IDEA THAT I'VE GROWN SINCE THEN?!
Wow Karkat! Your drawings are soooooooo gr8! I may need to consider some new tattoos!