Lusyen Cruzot
@archaIchorous
꒦꒷♱O ♱é Priyé AswA?꒷꒦ [[ ooc: missioDei ]]
[⊗] Red flags I l✧✧k f✧r in a man when I want t✧ date!!! • Stank breath and d✧esn't take the gum when I ✧ffer - Y✧U STINKY ASS BIT☾H. • Sma☾ks his lips when he ☾hews - Y✧u will be ☾ulled!!! • Talks - St✧p that. • Listens t✧ EDM - Why?? Why are y✧u dr✧wning ✧ut with that N✧ISE? • A j✧gger - What are y✧u running fr✧m??? • W✧uld be ✧kay with me seeing girls but n✧t ✧ther men (h✧m✧ph✧bia?????) • Dirty Fingernails - QDUYBT, AND IF Y✧U ARE, WASH Y✧UR HANDS AND UNDER Y✧UR NAILS.. • Wears their vapes ar✧und their ne☾k. - IT'S TA☾KY!!! • Kayakers - WHY???? WH✧ ARE Y✧U KAYAKING FR✧M??
꒦꒷WhA♱ If I GO♱ A POdcAs♱꒷꒦
꒦꒷YOu'll Never ♱Ake Me Alive꒷꒦
[⊗] I've learned t✧ never ✧verestimate a visually impaired pers✧n! Y✧u will be trapped in a maze that ☾hanges daily.
꒦꒷♱his ♱he MOs♱ Fucked Up ♱hing AnyOne HAs Ever SAid ♱O Me I'll HAve Ligh♱mAres ABOu♱ ♱his꒷꒦
꒦꒷I GO♱ NO COmplAin♱s ABOu♱ Bein Blind O♱her ♱hAn ♱he FAc♱ ♱hA♱ I CAn'♱ WA♱ch Ass Cheeks ClAp Excep♱ Under Cer♱Ain COndi♱iOns™꒷꒦
Ah... unfo-ortunate. Pro-obably go-oo-od... that tho-ose co-ondi-iti-io-ons aren't met... i-in so-ome scenari-io-os...
꒦꒷♱hea Are COnsensuAl WAys Of GOing ABOu♱ I♱... NO♱ Up ♱O Me ♱O ChOOse ♱hOse ♱hO꒷꒦
I-I mean o-of co-ourse.... but ho-ow... sli-ightly unsani-itary.
꒦꒷I Like ♱hA♱ ♱hA♱'s YOur COncern꒷꒦
I-I am assumi-ing... yo-ou are o-obtai-ini-ing yo-our...to-oo-ols i-in the way yo-ou wo-ould no-ormally (no-ot any o-of my busi-iness, mi-ight I-I have......) and then usi-ing i-it as yo-ou please... whi-ich i-is po-ouri-ing i-it o-over... a uh... large po-osteri-io-or... Whi-ich... o-oh, the cleanup wo-ould be ni-ightmari-ish...
꒦꒷I'd Jus♱ Lick I♱ Off NO PrOBlem꒷꒦
꒦꒷♱Ouchin ♱he GrOund Like DAmn SOme♱hin HAppened Hea꒷꒦
꒦꒷My SuspiciOns DOne GO♱ COnfirmed I Pu♱ ♱wO And ♱wO ♱Oge♱her. DO I KnOw ♱he Full S♱Ory? NO Bu♱ We GOn Ge♱ ♱O ♱hA♱.꒷꒦
𓄀 well if ya wanna hear me bellyache ab⌖ʊt it we can talk. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
꒦꒷I LOve S♱Ories I'm COmin Over꒷꒦
꒦꒷NOw See I'mmA HAve ♱O Run Up Be♱ween ♱hem N End Up S♱Oned Like Ol BOy ♱rOll Ash Kechup Or WhA♱ever Dude's NAme WAs In ♱hA♱ MOvie꒷꒦
꒦꒷PikA Pi꒷꒦
꒦꒷NOw I GO♱♱A MAke YOu WA♱ch I♱꒷꒦
꒦꒷NO I♱'s PeAk ♱rus♱꒷꒦
꒦꒷I'm Wylin?꒷꒦
꒦꒷CAuse YOu KnOw My MA♱rix MOves GOn HAve YOu ShOOk꒷꒦
𓄀 g⌖ ⌖n s⌖mewhere and qʊit talkin' t⌖ my partner like that. ya made ya damn p⌖int. get ⌖n with ya self. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
꒦꒷I♱ COuld Use A Lil MOre FlAvOr ♱Bh Bu♱ I♱ Ain'♱ ♱OO BAd꒷꒦
𓄀 the ⌖nly thing that has my sh⌖⌖k is that this has t⌖ taste like abs⌖lʊte cheeks. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
꒦꒷WAi♱ NO I ♱hink I Migh♱ COnvince Em꒷꒦
꒦꒷Why YOu KnOw WhA♱ Cheeks ♱As♱e Like꒷꒦
꒦꒷NAh We FinnA HAve A BreAk ♱hrOugh ♱rus♱꒷꒦
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꒦꒷YOu DOin ♱OO Much ♱ypin NO♱ EnOugh Ge♱♱in DOwn On ♱his ChOcO-pizzAzA CrAze꒷꒦