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"...a lovingly granted title for lagomorphs of interdimensional variety..."
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@archangelsTerrarium

he / they. heir of hares. ♤♢♡♧

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Heir of Hares
"...a lovingly granted title for lagomorphs of interdimensional variety..."
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conducting the night train. do you have your ticket?
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@archangelsTerrarium[AT]

(\ /) ... don't trust guardians. and don't trust ultimates. unless if they can give me something to prove to trust them at all.

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Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@blackestQuasar[BQ]

Nor should you. Even if they ostensibly wear their hearts on their sleeves, there is always a price to pay for existing in their sphere of influence.

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Heir of Hares
"...a lovingly granted title for lagomorphs of interdimensional variety..."
All Aboard!
conducting the night train. do you have your ticket?
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@archangelsTerrarium[AT]

(\ /) mhm. i don't want to risk getting too close to any of them. not that it's any problem for me at current, i think. but i figure it doesn't hurt to affirm the cautions.

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I would trust me.

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Heir of Hares
"...a lovingly granted title for lagomorphs of interdimensional variety..."
All Aboard!
conducting the night train. do you have your ticket?
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@archangelsTerrarium[AT]

(\ /) go to hell.

Please, I’m already the Devil. You’re just telling me to go home. Haahaa.

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Heir of Hares
"...a lovingly granted title for lagomorphs of interdimensional variety..."
All Aboard!
conducting the night train. do you have your ticket?
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@archangelsTerrarium[AT]

(\ /) then kindly go there and stay there.

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@gullibleColumnist[GC]

READ ALL ABOUT IT —- [ If I may ask to any stranger reading their timeline, what's a warble (song) that you particularly enjoy? Doing some research, I suppose.. ]

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"...a lovingly granted title for lagomorphs of interdimensional variety..."
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conducting the night train. do you have your ticket?
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@archangelsTerrarium[AT]

(\ /) ... stay my fangs by karma and the killjoys.

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dog online....dog online.......

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Heir of Hares
"...a lovingly granted title for lagomorphs of interdimensional variety..."
All Aboard!
conducting the night train. do you have your ticket?
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@archangelsTerrarium[AT]

(\ /) hiii florid.

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"...a lovingly granted title for lagomorphs of interdimensional variety..."
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conducting the night train. do you have your ticket?
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@archangelsTerrarium[AT]

... my chest still feels fluttery. i have a feeling it will pass, but right now it's very inconvenient.

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NOⵜ GOOD NEW⚕︎. I CAN CHECK 4 YOU.

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Heir of Hares
"...a lovingly granted title for lagomorphs of interdimensional variety..."
All Aboard!
conducting the night train. do you have your ticket?
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@archangelsTerrarium[AT]

oh, uh-- i didn't quite... have that as invitation but? if you would like to?

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Iⵜ I⚕︎ NOⵜ OFⵜEN MANY ⵜROLL⚕︎ PRIORIⵜIZE ⵜHEIR HEALⵜH. I CAN CHECK. 4 A FEE OF COUR⚕︎E.

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Heir of Hares
"...a lovingly granted title for lagomorphs of interdimensional variety..."
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conducting the night train. do you have your ticket?
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@archangelsTerrarium[AT]

... sure? i guess?

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@singularityManifest[SM]

Rolepl★y time. Scene: Coffee shop. I'm ★ customer, you're ★ b★rist★. I'll st★rt. "Hey c★n I get ★ cup of w★ter with whipped cre★m ★nd sprinkles?"

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"Oh so if I twist this five times I get ★ sort of eggy whipped cre★m soup de★l?" *I twist it four times ★nd do not remove my h★nd from the lid.*

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Heir of Hares
"...a lovingly granted title for lagomorphs of interdimensional variety..."
All Aboard!
conducting the night train. do you have your ticket?
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@archangelsTerrarium[AT]

"i mean, if you WANT to make it a kind of cream soup thing then yeah, that's exactly what'll happen if you twist it five times. again, totally up to you."

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"Wh★t ★bout six?"

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"...a lovingly granted title for lagomorphs of interdimensional variety..."
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Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@archangelsTerrarium[AT]

"i was told we aren't supposed to twist it six times and left it at that. the last time i saw somebody twist it six times they got taken around the back and culled like a lame hoofbeast, i fear. or so i've heard."

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"I see." *I br★vely twist it ★ fifth time ★nd cre★te my egg drink.*

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"...a lovingly granted title for lagomorphs of interdimensional variety..."
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Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@archangelsTerrarium[AT]

*the barista watches with a usual expression, but underneath it in watching the egg drink be created there is an underlying, tormented fear.* "alright so your total will be 8 even, plus an extra 1.99 for the special lid- will that be cash or card?"

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*I set ★ b★g down of pennies.* We'll, let's see sh★ll we?

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"...a lovingly granted title for lagomorphs of interdimensional variety..."
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Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@archangelsTerrarium[AT]

*a single tear rolls down the barista's face. and yet, diligently, carefully, they go through the ordeal of sorting through all of the pennies. until they reach the exact amount owed.*

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"★wesome. Oh, ★nd don't think I forgot ★bout the tip!" *I flip one extr★ penny onto the counter, ★nd le★ve.*

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"...a lovingly granted title for lagomorphs of interdimensional variety..."
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Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@archangelsTerrarium[AT]

"of course. thank you so very much." *the extra penny is immediately swallowed whole (as is the rest of the change) like any good barista would to hold onto until closing. this is what all businesses should strive for.*

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"...a lovingly granted title for lagomorphs of interdimensional variety..."
All Aboard!
conducting the night train. do you have your ticket?
Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@archangelsTerrarium[AT]

(( adaine abernant vic michaelis grace chasity you have my whole heart and soul

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I might, h★ve obsessive tendencies I'm re★lizing.

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"...a lovingly granted title for lagomorphs of interdimensional variety..."
All Aboard!
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Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@archangelsTerrarium[AT]

(\ /) it... happens.

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@singularityManifest[SM]

Hey, picture me. Th★nks.

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"...a lovingly granted title for lagomorphs of interdimensional variety..."
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Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@archangelsTerrarium[AT]

(\ /) hi sylink. ^_^

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@singularityManifest[SM]

Hello Leveret.

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"...a lovingly granted title for lagomorphs of interdimensional variety..."
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Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@archangelsTerrarium[AT]

(\ /) would i also make a comment about rotating you in my mind were i not reminded that i actually have something to give to you at some point, ha.