my secretary (male human) just came in and asked if i wwas goin to be stayin ovvernight at the office again and i said yeah and so are you this nine scuttlebug drone pileup snafu gets wworse by the minute and locked the door and he said sir i told my girlfriend i wwouldnt do that anymore and i said thats a shame cause jane wwas just askin me if i thought you wwere still a good fit here in the office and i aint gotten back to her yet and he said mr ampora wwait dont be like that you knoww i been puttin the wwork in this job means evverythin to me and i said alright showw me (also im wwearin a finely tailored suit and my timepiece costs more than his years salary) (theres just one couch in the office) #rankbait
first four words have me very excited future rankmaid does anything incredible happen
jhoohouhn,,hh., ,. /// oo hhh
IS THIS TRUE. DID THIS HAPPEN. IT'S IMPORTANT.
its true i look great in this suit