♠ hated by @aridScuttler
huh
hate you more <3<
block these. and then i grab my globes
go fuck yourself
call me... sandwich master.
some people just put any damn badge on, huh?
another #phuntwin over my kismesis. nice.
exsanguinated.
i'M beating you
figures
idiot
whenever troll justin timberlake says "take it to the bridge" in sexyback, it always pisses me the fuck off because this asshole then proceeds to take you to the pre-chorus, NOT the bridge.
you sound dumb as fuck
oh my god FINE. you'RE fun. you'RE fun to be around.
guys update day! new wii titles. update day for the wii shopping channel. it'S funny because normally they do it at midnight. but it'S like 11. it'S, like, 11:15. #wiishopwednesday
i don'T think you could win a three legged race even if you had four legs, buddy.
this is like admitting i'M cooler than you
thanks
@foxxer
for #phuntrphriday we'RE all playing world of grubcraft pandaria classic hop in gang (or go fishing that one'S okay to do too)
you piss me off so bad i'M going to throw a fucking hissy fit
jerk. fucking loser. fuck you.
yeah i'M good
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
okay get your frontal lobe ready (if you have one)
<3<
yeah you would die broke
if you died in front of me i'D start running your pockets
thought you were prym?
roll through
you will never collect all 120 power stars
unsurprising.
i bet you like that canned bread, don'T you?
you'RE a little canned bread FREAK aren'T you?
it is now
USE THE CREATING THING TO INVENT TROLL PREGNANCY. BOOM, TWO BIRDS, ONE STONE.
i read the posts where you'RE vulnerable and i think "great time to kick them while they'RE down" and i don'T but maybe i should rethink that
h-hey um.. *looks at notes* did you, um, f-fall from uh, from h-heaven... *shuffles through notes* b-because you have t-the face of an... an... *a comedic gust of wind knocks the notes from my hands* NO!!! GOD NO!!! sorry i... you'RE just so pretty i... i'M sorry...
i hate you. sleep well or whatever
but... it'S think about phuntr monday?
i'M going to print it out and put it on my wall
yuuuuck
exactly
we'LL see
i LITERALLY am saying i won'T you are once again proving you'RE illiterate
doubling down on not doing this because fuck you
PUTTING ONION IN #MYPANCAKE 🥞 TO TRY SOMETHING NEW. #MYPANCAKE
if you piss out of your ass after a meal it means your body thought ts tasted so good it made room for more
oh, you little rascal you
i don'T know.
maybe i wouldn'T have before but now you'RE taunting me with the fact so get ready to become smithereens
i'M gonna blow it up?
do NOT go to the store tomorrow.
and you just stole it from me? what the fuck
quite liked this one. maybe i should call you like prymandproper
maybe we should lengthen your name? how do you feel about prymmie
oh but i'M not allowed to try something different??? okay Prympa.
who the fuck is phun
funny. i think you severely overestimate it pry
i don'T think you have the energy to do that. also i don'T think you could get your leg all the way up here
honk shooooo honk shooooo
ohhhh you'RE soooo sleepy you'RE totally going to sleep... hahaha loser
two dudes are hunting in the woods. one of them collapses and the other is worried he might have died on the spot, so he calls the emergency mediculler services on his palmhusk. he says "i think my friend just died, what do i do?" and the emergency mediculler services says "okay, first you'RE going to want to make sure he'S actually dead." there'S a pause, and then the sound of a gunshot down the line. back on the phone, the guy goes "alright, now what?"
YEAHHHH
guys, new thing we'RE doing on the channel, remember to smash that like and follow button. phuntr'S question of the night. tonight'S question: what?
here take 5 caegars and stop complaining babe
yeah, yeah, not too bad. it'S okay i'M not in it for the win. just mild annoyance of prym would work for me i think. now imagine i'M giving you a crisp high five as i coolly slip out the back of this post
yeah, what'S good buddy
hey
i'M just always winning. never stop never stopping. #phuntwin
phuntr wins.
TRUE!
HI, ANGRY.
that'S different the people were asking for it and who am i to deny them
i dont get what everyones issues are with purplebloods all the ones ive met have been great!!! well all the non-repitonian ones at least hehe (except taz we love taz in this hive) maybe you guys just need to be relax or something oh but they kill us wahhhhh theyre so scary blehhhhhhhhhh literally everyone kills everyone on your funky ass planets whats the big deal #violence
@consequentlyOblique #phuntrcentury
removes the up from that sentence
i'M blushing
that'S your human name. "fuck bitches" now you just need to find your twin "gett monies"
funny.
should we go out and get me a collar then?
yeah hit my line
why would you think that? are you watching me?
you'RE obsessed with me i get it
Heart react if I'm your angle Spade react if I'm yuor devil
careful, talking back to a superior poster is going to get you some demerits
am i taking your breath away
oh so you'RE taking MY breath away okay
you'D be hot so yeah
maybe i'M immune to acid...
going to keep my expectations low here so you can'T get a kick out of disappointing me
>> #Phunt
phunt
>([w#en i see dat butt] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/38b094f01eac.png]
i'M not cute. i'M handsome and awesome. and only slightly predictable.
just kidding haha
PHUNTR GUYNAX IS TO BE DELIVERED TO HEPTONIA AND HANGED FOR HIS CRIMES IF EVER SPOTTED #kindness #legislation
and what was in the dirt? worms.
hey.
bet you'RE twirling your hair right now or something
just know... my inability to leave the cupe when i wake up is what nerfs me... if i could leave the cupe... heh... let'S just say... you would be afraid...
okay. yay.
not if i kick yours first.
put it on.
new chud drip just dropped
i'LL take 20.
keep in mind that YURI and YAOI are STILL ILLEGAL!!!
making the dash. that'S it. no specific color. a little me is in there, building all the chitts. putting the words into place. you'RE welcome.
i look lowkey sexy smoking one though
cigarettes
i don'T know but let'S keep it vague so i can hold it over your head or something
i thought you hated subway
the money has gone STRAIGHT to your pan
how about royal phuntcellor
| hope one d^y they cvre wh^tever illness yov h^ve th^t m^kes yov think this.
i Want you
oh? like you'RE doing right now?
it'S so cute when we'RE done arguing in comments and they go back and hate all my replies
easy for you to... huh?
huh? what was that?
AVENGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS... assemble.
yet you only have three. hmmm...
really hoping you'RE making a very funny joke here but i can'T take the risk with you sometimes
you can only put seven on
i can never know with you. actually stupid? or part of the bit?
@aridScuttler i was unaware you could even be so sweet to me, but i really liked your message. you CAN just dm me next time. though. or maybe you want everyone to know you'RE so into me? i don'T know. BAHAHAHAHA. i hate you too. <3<
woah
this is a good one
oh you know how to make me blush
uh, awkward...
huh?
thanks casper! you are too!
thanks man
someone really likes to pretend like they don'T like cuddling with me when they'RE hurt #vaguepost
guys at what point in my chittr career do i rugpull a crypto currency on the users and then disappear forever? do we have enough people following me where i'D be set for life yet, do we think? or
"talking heads" well yeah what else are the heads supposed to do? cum? would they be "cumming heads"?
i know.
are you learning how sleep schedules work
hey.
so you'RE coming around on it is what i'M hearing
just went to #sicknastysunday and there was no one there? what the fuck? i thought it was today?? #nsfw
when i post at these times it'S kind of like getting my chitt pinned to the top of the feed for like. 15 minutes. kind of awesome.
how would you know? regular attendee?
i'LL let it slide.
listen whenever i make a typo it'S actually NOT a typo. it'S just part of my quink
everything within the area? not... the tri-state area, perhaps?
smoking that twizzly pack that make the ladies go boing. got 60 watches on because you people are always on MY time. they'RE rolexes btw. got so much money the bank gives it to me in 100,000 caegar bills. which don'T exist. i'M just so swag. i'M so fine. all the ladies say wow. you'RE hot. i have "i'M me" tattooed on the inside of my eyelids so i NEVER forget it. sometimes at night when i'M done crying i get back up and return to the party because i'M JUST that tough! wearing two pairs of underwear in case i pee the first one when i get a little scared! i'M a PREPARED motherfucker who doesn'T PLAY by your rules!
what the FUCK
i'LL seriously make fun of you if you lose. so. don'T let me down. or do so i can make fun of you. either or.
then you'VE got nothing to be nervous about do you, dumbass?
what are you doing
a loser...
don'T believe this even for a second
and y0u, m0uzey.
are you fucking good dude
well yes, but
he did all of those things?
@cesarianAqueduct hey man just letting you know that i don'T think i'LL be able to do what you asked. but thanks for saving my life last wipe. and also for letting me borrow your convertible. and all those medicullers that you personally paid to put into schooling. what an amazing and cool guy! wink wink. nudge nudge.
hi
hello
hey
i'VE been moving different the last couple of nights actually
yeah you wouldn'T
ok? i tap for 2 blue and cast mana drain
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we'VE all been waiting for YOUR post
hmm...
keep praising me for stolen bits
this one ALMOST ragebaited me
isn'T that sweet <3<
ello jimmie fink we'LL ave a good day??
hello mate bloody ell fancy see you ere
i'M prym
wot you mean
fok
i'M normal
i fink you do bruv
hmph smirks.... you just did
kismesis tip: save their life once so now you can hold it over them for fucking forever
when you were sleeping on my loungeplank some lights i would hide on the stairs and use my powers to fuck with the springs until you'D wake up
not answering the question i see
i know i'M being difficult BAHAHAHA
should i be worried
uh oh
read your own posts but like back 2
@aridScuttler hey
what did i do this time
about the anon asks?? what
sometimes
#whatdatmean
give me a hint riddlemaster. or else
70mph chudmobile through your wall
ugh
i hate you too BAHAHA
i'M not putting my buggy in a race if that'S what you mean. unless you'RE telling me i should come watch then invite me next time, dumbass. i'LL come over.
okay yay
sigh. loser.
did you win
waaaaaahhhh wahhhhhh i hope the buggy pops a tire
ask nicely for something and i'LL consider it
who is it i want to @ them
thanks pal
that'S my kismesis!!
you'RE telling me
no i'M moving digital actually
enjoyed this actually.
don'T have one but what the fuck nyrita
it was more like they jammed their finger in my ear
what is your major malfunction
this one worked
dude can you stop chitting i want to make out during the slow parts of this movie fuuuuck
♧♤ n◇t my punty wunty ♤♧
What did he d0 this time
i can come over
yeah
goldblood ranking just based on the one's im seeing on my feed rn. just off of vibe's no 1. prym (aridScuttler) no 2. gloomweiss (tenebrificTermagant) no 3. vaxine (contentiousAmalgam) no 4. lux (twinedArmageddons) no 5. pascal (eclecticEngineer) no 6. leynah (isolatedWreckage) no 7. seremy (avaraciousInfovore) no 8. yantra (analogLogistician) no 9. mituna (congruentAttitude) no 10. malyrk (ultraSpaceranger) no 11. shinix (contentiousChicanery) no 12. eurydi (perspicaciousPlanner) no 13. phuntr (consequentlyOblique) no 14. grease (twitCad) (cause hes not a goldblood)
dude
not even close
.✦ ݁˖ 𑄝੭ R04CH3Z? 1N MY N00K? 1T'Z M0R3 71K37Y TH4N Y0U TH1NK! /R3F #NZFW3 #CW-1NZ3CTZ 𑄝੭ .✦ ݁˖
FIRZT DATE IDEA WE CULL PHUNTR GUYNAX TOGETHER AND MAKE OUT IN FRONT OF HIZ DEAD BODY
yapper vvs yapper.
Ïs thïs jüst thë höür öf göldblööds ör sömëthïng?
Coould noot bear the sight oof it knoowing that yoou have a kismesis
mid-pail i really needed to sneeze and he thought i was like loving it because of the face i was pulling until i went ACHOOOOOO right in his face
and you know what? im not feeling too fuckin merciful. larkso doesn't deserve to see estare i figure what with the way he betrayed me betrayed *us* when i parade his motherfuckin corpse all over this website i want you to know he died never getting his closure. *fuck* you #violence #gore
you are
sticks out my tongue at you and does this: pllllrrrbbbtttt
vaguely.
I d⚣n't think whatever the hell y⚣u're d⚣ing right n⚣w is healthy
scrunch
support gambling, drinking, snorting, every addiction really #encouragement #substance #substance-abuse #gambling #addiction #hopecore lmfao
hes real cute when he sleeps. got that nice new security system set up and everything so i bet he's been feeling real safe huh? do you feel safe? :o)
you dont gotta rush big guy. i already covered the passage back up ell oh ell
BAHAHAHAHA
minor typo i win
whatever you do do NOT look at yourself right now
yeah so imagine how stupid you must fucking look
i want you
a robot that destroys
that i don'T think you want to hear/are not ready to hear my awesome robot ideas
#notmethough
/hoes on runnit 𝐋eft n rite /mid𝐋ane gank put u out 𝐋ike a 𝐋ite
are troll jersey mike and the guy who makes troll mike'S hard lemonade the same dude #substance
i'D scream it from the top of my hive don'T you worry. also i wouldn'T actually kill you unless it was on accident. like an 'i thought you were stronger' moment
i don'T think you could survive it
for now.
at least they still talk about me #vvaguepostin #notvveryvvague
this one aint about me shitwwit
oh no anywway
i think she might be white knighting for you or not understanding that we'RE like in a quad
you'RE welcome
fuuuuuck
can i borrow some valor instead
theres somethin to be said about bein as cutesy as you are despite your general lack of cordiality like if you wwere a couple castes higher evven i think thatd ruin your vvibe so youre fine as you come
any time dude
/𝐋owk scared me back up bruh
yeah unsurprising it happened to you
pineapple
woah...
blows your arms off with my mind
from WHAT? guys haha maybe don'T ask anything
hey
don'T call me a fucking bozo
they want me so bad holy moly
oh there you are
it'LL happen.
ordering my troll jersey mike'S the #phunt way
decided to spice it up and get troll jersey mike'S today. you may be wondering, did i get it mike'S way? well. i went up the counter and i asked the guy to get troll mike to come out of the back and pail the FUCK out of my sub. so yeah. it was good.
no i'M just trying to gauge if you'RE going bottomless in the jersey mike'S dude that'S all
like with or without the undies dudr
he does it. to your sub
what about this would imply i'M not
good luck i'M behind 7 proxies and eat a sub
does this imply i'M taking my pants off in the jersey mike'S?
mike fucked my sub like it was a cheap whore and then came back for seconds
/so r we a𝐋𝐋 hoping that femce𝐋 gets jumped for her tro𝐋𝐋chan badge or wht 𝐋o𝐋o𝐋o𝐋
.✦ ݁˖ 𑄝੭ CM0N M4N 𑄝੭ .✦ ݁˖
fuckin fuck wwhys evveryone such GREAT PALS wwith this burnt out lamplight
soon to be the scorch mark on the floor formerly knowwn as
don'T they'RE meant to hate me thanks
are you sure
i don'T know...
i like to imagine you'RE writing these to yourself. sad!
many great trolls have their detractors in the pursuit of what is beyond 'average'
some people are like that
nevermijd. i frew up.
you'RE welcome
>>| .i may just cull myself. .i'm sorry. .i'm very sorry. #cw-self-harm
that first answwer feels a little insincere
Gonna whip my 8ulge a8out in a full-on meatspin over a 8ridge and have my fucking slurry just a8solutely rain down over all the scuttle8uggy's 8elow. I call this move "Co8alt Rain".
BAHAHAHAHA dumbass
#phuntasks karma asks "wsg stranger wag's my fuckin tail" -hey man dont tell me what to do asks "burps loudly o bruv i forgot wat i was even in here for lol anyway how does jt feel 2 be a loser could Not be Me" - your lack of memory is actually like astounding to me. not a thought going on in that pan of yours.
actually @aridScuttler because you might be too stupid to find this post
or so you think
They say I'm a shit talker. Must 8e 8ecause of the amount of ass I'm eating.
no. i know i'M not asleep because i can lucid dream and i would have put dream-prym in the crystal already
smoking a large and expensive cigar right now. and then i blow the smoke in your face. open your mouth up and try to suck some of it down, it'S the closest touch of opulence you'LL ever get
if i ever dreamed of you i'D wake up screaming
your answer disappoints me
YURI IS THE LESSER ART FORM.
because i think you'RE stupid
it'S like double. can you believe that? twice as many people think i'M cooler than you. woah.
dude i mog your followers
i'M in the ablution trap right now. going to get lunch soon. do you want anything
casper i only use my kult/kull and follower count to punch down. if i have to punch up i attack someone'S character
i no no wanna
excellent d15play of the full extent of your vocabulary. maybe 5omeday you'll learn a word w1th two 5yllable5
/u were rite bro arms r fucced who shit chopped
/𝐋o𝐋𝐋𝐋 ok
wellllll, wellllllllll, welllllllllllllll.
just sitting here. beer #pouredout you'LL never guess where. #mycrotch. why haven'T you done it yet? are you not cool enough? to #pourabeeroutonyourcrotch for a #challenge?
your weak remarks do nothing to my ego
you'RE missing out
just say you'RE jealous
lowvbloods really are cute. still not totally sure on wvhether shes a bronze or a rust though?
for the f1rst t1me 1n my l1fe 1 th1nk 1 mAy be eXper1enc1ng feAr
.yes ,go blow every caegar you havE .idiots shouldnt be trusted with moneY .at least line someone elses pockets insteaD
I went down on 'em deli style! Fucking kosher salami, kosher sticky icky eyes of emerald green swamp kush, hit it fuckin 8roger style and used green ketchup while I fucked them. #nsfw #su8stance
the old yoink and twist
⚓︎ any༄ays small trophy
ew hate this gчY
Well at least have the gall to say it to my face! And say my fucking name right why does no one here want to even try getting it right
I wanna ruin Shy Dirk #chittranonymous #nsfw
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/if she don't 𝐋ike her shame g𝐋obes, fucc it, get her new boobs /she went to co𝐋ony miami jus to see medicu𝐋𝐋er miamie /she to𝐋d me she got a sniff bump job /to 𝐋ook cute givin b𝐋owjobs /and 𝐋owk she pro𝐋𝐋y hurtin /but i'm sti𝐋𝐋 gonna pai𝐋 her post op :cry_𝐋augh: /#𝐋yricposting #nsfw
/who r u
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/bruh ur a𝐋ways posting shit 𝐋ike this ain't nobody want u fr :cry:
/i don't even 𝐋ike mission impossib𝐋e bro 𝐋o𝐋
can'T a man have a little fucking MYSTERY
what part of "secret" don'T you understand?
/i be b𝐋azing bitches so hard they r getting b𝐋ack breathsac from the copium they smoke
in your pusher you knew it was funny
yeah they'RE kind. kind of stupid. BAHAHAHA
Hm. I'll believe it when I see proof.
that'S illegal?
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 20b: meenah, her imperious condescension, the vwinnovwer condesce #mindcontrol #freeuse #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl wvhat is there to say about ol condy that hasnt already been said? shes a badass seadvweller in a skintight suit vwho oozes sex appeal. shes the milf to end all milwves, her entire motivwation is that shes the troll mommy trying to rebuild the species. shes tall, shes strong, shes povwerscaled to hell, vwhat chance does a chud like you hawve of getting to shoot a shy glance at her vwater balloons, let alone laying her? none, zero, nada, zip. i havwe though, a fevw times. shes the most common of the alternian olds youll see. of the gals anywvays, vwe all knowv alternian me is alwvays ovwerstaying his wvelcome. so ill lay out wvhat you can expect, wvhat i do, and maybe, just maybe, youll convwince her to touch her elbowvs together or blovw you a kiss or something. i vwouldnt call this one best case scenario, but its the easiest case, ewven you shouldnt be able to muck it up. if you find yourself in a real porn-brained timeline, you might cum across a condy vwho got herself defeated, and instead of alternian culling her the humies beforan cull her. i dunno hovw they do it, but youll find her pilloried, or in a shock collar, or something along those lines. fishbitch literally cant say no, you can havwe your fun. she might wvhine about it in the moment, but if you aint a total moron youll havwe her moaning for it quick enough. nowv, this is gonna be a running theme wvith condy, you gotta be real careful wvith your wvords here. wvhat wvere going for is degrading. mock her for howv far shes fallen, howv shes a xeno sex toy, all that jazz. dont vworry about being too mean, she can take it. newver ewven had any of em try to blast me, most condies i meet dont seem to remember they havwe anything besides the big fork. and iwve newver met one vwho still had the serk mind povwers. thats a good segue to the next part. so, this brand of condy is harder to immediately differentiate from base condy. you hawve to go by vwibes here. if youre lucky, youll feel some kinda... link from her, if you wvill, and youll knowv if shell be into this or not. but basically, irony of ironies vwith all the jade stuff going on around here, but the empress seems to looooovwe getting mind fucked. i hawve enough anecdotal evwidence to call it a pattern. you might find one stuck to a tiaratop thats letting you fuck vwith it for some reason, lets you reprogram her. hot tip by the wvay, if i can break kayfabe for a bit. you find someone like that, dont try to free em and especially dont order em to dom *you*. thats just rude. you get a pass for the former if youre funny vwith it, but the latters obnoxious and selfish. but okay, you dont ewven need the tiaratop though. along wvith collars one thing i reccommend any vwould be pick-up artist to carry in your sylladex at all times is something you can use as a pendulum. no joke, one time i started swvinging a pretty jevweled necklace in front of a condy, started talking in a soft vwoice, and bam, dovwn she wvent. i aint gonna go into my entire spiel on howv to do that stuff, but dont rush it. take your time, its like foreplay. might sound crazy vwhat im about to say, but foreplay is important. you gotta ease her dovwn gently, as much as she vwants to giwve up control, she cant admit that. you need to slovwly gain ground, force concessions, until she feels like she has no choice but to giwve up. you take on the onus of the choice evwen as she makes it. vwin-wvin! from there you can do vwhatewver, just try to be interesting. cmon, shes better than "youre in lovwe wvith me, novw blovw me." hawve some standards, get creatiwve. so wve looked at the easy option, the medium, nowv vwere looking at the classic condy, no physical or mental restraints, at her full (wvell, hardly) capacity. you think shed be nigh impossible to cupe, right? wvrong. i havwe an easier time wvith condys than i do vwith meenah. this aint to say shes easy, or evwen that you could manage, but the paths are a lot more clear. you could go the charming flirt route, butter her up, boost her ego. the girls a total narcissist, she lovwes that shit. make her feel young again. if youre lucky shell take you as a sorta pet/consort/concubine for the night and shell havwe her wvay wvith you. thats fun, dont get me wvrong, but the real meat of its vwhen you push. her imperious condescension is the biggest paper tiger of all time. i said it, its out there. if you come across her shell puff up her chest, shell grovwl at you, she might evwen threaten you. dont react. laugh it off. act like shes just being silly. this part is a lot easier if youre already dead, no guarantee on hovw it vworks for the livwing. compliment her tits, her ass, objectify her. shell be stunned at the audacity, use that opportunity to touch her up. a spank, some tit grabbing, wvhatewver. nowv, if youwve done anything, and i mean *anything* vwrong, she wvill skevwer you. but if you played your cards right? shell start to crumble. shell moan. her legs wvill start to shake. shes alwvays been the most povwerful bitch in any block shes in. youre giwving her the chance to let that image drop, just for a bit. shell take it. shes big, make her feel small. shes tough, make her feel soft. remind her that you knovw she vwanted this. that shes alvways vwanted this. shell melt. get her on her knees so you can look her in the face. if youvwe got the chance, sit on her throne. i swvear to you, her favworite thing in all of paradox space is choking dowvn the bulge of some asshole lounging on her big chair. bod: 10/10. holy shit. i havwe to assume she took jadeblood powvers too wvhen she did all her blood experiments because theres no vway vwashboard meenah grewv up to this naturally. shes not just a blovw-up doll either, girls got *meat* on them bones. soft tits, fat bubble butt, great legs... you just knovw she aint vwearing anything under that wvetsuit either. if shes got nips theyll be poking through quick. play vwith em a bit, theyre sensitivwe. vwell, iwve nevwer met a girl vwho didnt hawve sensitiwve nips... gotta experiment vwith that. vwariety: 10/10. sure the three major archetypes i laid out are pretty much it, but theres a lot to chewv on. you like free use, shes got you covwered, mind fuckery, hell yeah, you wvant a super haughty bitch broken dovwn and on her knees? shes got it all. she can evwen dom too, occasionally, though most condies iwve met havwe been utter degenerate closet subs. its honestly adorable. ease: ?/10. youre not doing it. maybe the free use or tiaratop ones, sure. i just dont think you hawve the chops for it. me though? hell yeah. not triwvially, not wvithout putting the vwork in, but you gotta understand the vworld i liwve in. giwven enough time spent vwith a babe, shell break, shell wvhine, shell keen, shell moan, shell be mine. theres no better high than making the high and mighty empress say she lovwes you vwhile givwing you a titjob. i gotta vwork for it, shes still the most likely babe to *actually* resort to vwiolence on me, but... fuck me, i just cant stay awvay. personality: 10/10. this comes dovwn to preference, obvwiously, but i lowve me a haughty bitch. i think wvhat makes me enjoy her more than say, a vwriska or something, is condy tends to also be... kinda chill? she treats you like youre nothing up until youre evwerything, you just gotta survwiwve that in-betwveen period. that svwitch in her vwibes, it just does it for me so good. same note as wvith meenah, sometimes the misuse of aawve sucks bad, but then, my old humansona wvas vwhite so wvhat can i really say? owverall: 10/10. i adore a good condy. id do just about anything for a good condy. i dont get the impression that any of her on chittr right novw are interested in being a good condesce for me, but feel free to hit me up and prowve me wvrong babygirl, my dms are alwvays open. there are lame and mid condies, of course, same goes for ewvery gal, but there are fewv enough of them that they tend to stick out more, shes more strongly defined. i fucking lovwe her imperious condescension and i lowve fucking her imperious condescension. that about does it for this series. if i get enough requests for a specific gal i didnt cowver, i might add on, or if i think about enough small things i might do another combo gal post. lemme knowv in the comments! anyvways, im gonna go lock myself in my bunker until this one blovws ovwer. later chittr, thanks for all the lowve and support, i couldnt do this wvithout you <3
/getting the drones to strike someone's hive by typing "end if anti-empress" and watching them end. requeue from the rubb𝐋e bro 𝐋o𝐋
#1w1n
/chopped
/can't wait to hear their next new f𝐋op. oh oh the misery everybody wants to be my kismesis
/hate my chits a𝐋𝐋 u want i'm going to wor𝐋ds w imagine sca𝐋ebeasts and ur not
/i stay fat pronging my r 'cause why? /𝐋egends never die, bro.
/ya 𝐋usus heyooo.
hot take: im one of the better lays on this site #nsfvw
/ahh u mad
You know what daddy always says Cocky want boing boing And the cocky aint boing
You know what? I'll say it. Cronus is right sometimes. YES. That Cronus. Stop sending him to jail.
CRINGE!
can i have another one
i crashed it
just going through all the fucking bags are we
opinion: you can have them because they BLOW
i'D fuck them up twice
can'T even hold your palmhusk straight
lol
b1tch
ok bye b1tch
you sA1d 1t not me
1ts f1ne purposeful hAte
you w1sh
are these ones all going to want to fucking kill me too or what
i said it before and i'LL say it again. there will NEVER be another phutnr fucking guynax. if she makes a clone of me i will legit slime that shit out frame 1. even the robot pissed me off, man.
keep calm and #phunt on
is the attack of the clones still happening or am i good
guys i'VE decided i will NOT be eating subway today. going to start boycotting until they release the four caegar footlong.
i'VE checked the scanners multiple times today. there'S no denying it. we'RE picking up high traces of #epicwin in my future
i want you to understand that like 90% of the time i interact with people it'S like we'RE on the spot forming a temporary eastern alternian manzai duo. you'RE making a silly post? i will be in the comments being your straight man. making a serious post? i will immediately be the bumbling buffoon in your replies.
the idea of going on a date and both of you spend it arguing on chittr while sitting right in front of each other
i need you guys to be real with me if i ask you if you'VE ever had a "death piss" before do you know what i'M talking about? tagging this just inc people find pee gross but not really nsfw #nsfw #nsfwe #pee #piss
@aspiringPessimist holy fart Wordle 1,816 2/6 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
what would happen if every user blocked kanaka at once
laid awake on my loungeplank last light tired and insane look at one magic card saying shit to myself like they call me green the way my rampant grows (BZZZZZT) they call me rampant the way my growth is green (BZZZZZZZT) they call me growth the way my green is rampant (DING DING DING)
d-dude... hahaa... not on the feed in front of everyone...
did any of them work
now that i'VE started smoking again https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9abeb59651dd.png
i'M good thanks.
purposefully yes
2
ok? pick one. i'M giving you options here
hey
when someone starts shit with me on this site sometimes it'S like i mark a target and then mutliple people on the feed start just fucking GOING for it
i don'T think anyone has ever hated so many of my chitts at once... <3<
sorry ladies, but i do hawve a favworite gal. sensitivwe chest, tight nook, absolute bulge fetishist, total bimbo slut... my rosies an 11/10 and it aint evwen close. she just cant resist my charms ;) #nsfvw
just say you don'T respect the game
phuntbot
hmm (me thinking) i don'T know...
PLEASE DO!!
i wanna poke phuntrs big belly and go "yummers!" ♥︎ #concupiscentanonymously ♠
hey
my blood'S warm but that'S why i ice the wrist
FUUUUCK fuck fuck
who said you could reply to this
hey! keep it down, will you?
i would sooner die
my notifs are getting blown the FUCK UP @aridScuttler @constructedMetal @controversialMilk STOP IT!!!!
alright i'M going to be real with you guys after my hit chitt yesterday i was opened a program to make a beat to further the bit and i swear i spent maybe 40 minutes that accumulated in me making something that sounded like i was pushing one singular instrument out of my waste chute. hangs my head dejectedly siiiiigh.... maybe big p is NOT on the mic
if anyone is looking for any side quests today hit me up. i'M handing out FREE side quests to all who enquire. imagine me having a ! above my head
does anyone know if i'M like supposed to have my own ranger suit or is one going to be provided for me? do they send it by mail or
every one of those anonymous chitts is about me btw
i just crawled out of the cupe are we doing caste discourse
tried to reply to someone'S chitt earlier and i was already blocked. one day you'RE going to be the only person i can message on here man
i was giving some awesome advice to this chick who lost her eyeliner
the king of getting blocked on chittr is back at it again
what the FUCK JUST LIKED AND PITIED MY CHITTS?
@constructedMetal i need my best people working on dismantling this thing this fucking instant
himero listen now is not the fucking time to like and pity my chitts we'RE in red alert
i'M sorry casper has agreed with me and your argument has fallen through. good attempt
quote me
you know you'RE not
you'RE a chittr side character sorry you had to find out this way
⚓︎ 〰〰hy the f〰ck is it so pissblooded on the tl
cuddlin wwith your plushies is such vvileblooded behavvior zero survvivval instincts you may as wwell roll ovver an expose the soft underside a your belly to me like a good cull slut #vvaguechit
need opinions on a new producer tag (not doing quirks because legally i don'T think i own them): [casper voice]: "B-B-B-B-BIG P" [kryqus voice, holding back a moan]: "phunny on the mic~" [wrothe, screaming as loudly as possible]: "PHUNTR IN THE FUCKING HIIIIIIIIVE" i'M very open to opinions and suggestions thanks guys
=ΣB]