ATTENTION, FECKLESS INGRATES OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB. THIS IS YOUR LEADER SPEAKING. I'M PUTTING IN MY TWO WIPES. AS IN I NEED TWO WIPES OFF WHERE I'M NOT EXPECTED TO DO JACK MAGGOTY SHIT SO I CAN TIDY UP THE MOTHERGRUB OF ALL LOGISTICAL MESSES ON MY END HERE. THIS IS, IN FACT, AN OFFICIAL #ABCCLEADERSHIP REQUEST. OH, COME ON. IT'S LITERALLY JUST TWO MORE WIPES OF PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN. WHAT, LIKE IT'S FUCKING HARD. MAKE A CHITT. COLLECT RSVPS. 7 PM PST. RAMBLE A LITTLE TO ANNOY CASPER. PIRATES FOUR AND FIVE. PLAY SOME DUMBFUCK GAMES AFTER, BECAUSE NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE POST-MOVIE DISCUSSIONS, ANYMORE. PASS GO AND COLLECT TWO HUNDRED CAEGARS. IT'S THAT FUCKING SIMPLE. I DON'T EVEN GIVE A SHIT IF ONE OF YOU HOSTS, TWO OF YOU HOST, OR, IF FOUR BARELY-RESPONSIBLE ASSHOLES MANAGE TO CRAWL THEIR WAY OUT OF THE WOODWORK AT *THIS* MOMENT FOR SOME REASON AND NOT A MOMENT BEFORE, THEN JUST GO FUCKING CRAZY WITH IT. THE POINT IS — I NEED A BREAK, AND #ABCC NEEDS A SUBSTITUTE LEADER(S). IF YOU WANT TO DO YOUR WORTHLESS, ASSPANNED COMMUNITY A FAVOR AND HOST A #WATCHPARTY OR FOUR (OR IF YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT, THEN HEY, YOU GET TO PUT THIS ON YOUR RESUMÉ AND I'LL GIVE IT MY LEADERLY SEAL OF APPROVAL, WHOOP DEE FUCKING DOO), THEN INQUIRE BELOW. I KNOW, I KNOW. DON'T ALL #GETIN AT ONCE, ASSHOLES.
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Unfortun8, 8ut understanda8le. Your a8sence will 8e noted and acknowledged. Enjoy your 8reak, Karkat. It may or may not 8e the same without you. I'll let you decide which is more concerning. Until next time. ::::)
TO BE CLEAR. WE'RE STILL ON FOR TOMORROW LIGHT. THIS IS FOR NEXT WIPE AND THE WIPE AFTER. CLARIFIED EXPLICITLY FOR YOU SPONGEDEAD SLUGS, OUT THERE.
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:33< i think the other karkat is infecting mewre sp33ch patterns :33< you always know im here :33< im down fur another nepeta takeovfur!!!