ATTENTION, WHOEVER GIVES A FUCK. THIS IS THE CHALKBOX SPEAKING. TONIGHT, I STRUCK A DECISIVE BLOW AGAINST THE SISYPHEAN QUANTUM MESS STATE THE FELT MANSION IS PERPETUALLY KEPT IN BY ALL THE SNEEZING, DROOLING, ASS-BLASTING FROGS, CARAPICIANS, CLOWNS, PRONG PUPPETS, AND MARA. ALL IT COST ME WAS THE MAJORITY OF MY FUCKING NIGHT. AND I'M PISSED ABOUT IT. QUITE FUCKING LITERALLY. IT'S GOING TO BE A #SUBSTANCE KIND OF NIGHT FOR KARKAT VANTAS. GET THE *HELL* OUT OF MY WAY IF YOU WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT.
STILL THAT. IT ADDS A GIGANTIC FUCKING X3 GAMER MODIFIER TO THE PISSEDNESS.
i (an just imagine what the7've got for booze over there. something that strips paint off the wall is probabl7 a mixer
TRY A LIQUOR THAT SOME ALCHEMIST BREWED IN THE FUCKING FOURTEENTH CENTURY, LITERALLY *FROM* THE FUCKING FOURTEENTH CENTURY. NEXT TO A HALF-FINISHED BOTTLE OF FIREBALL WITH THREE ASHED CIGARETTES IN IT. AND THEY CAME FROM MARA, AND MARA KNEW AHEAD OF TIME THAT I WOULD WANT *THAT* BOTTLE OF FIREBALL, AND USED TIME TRAVEL JUST TO PISS ME THE FUCK OFF.
dude… damn…
WHY DON'T YOU JUST. USE YOUR TIME POWERS. AND GO BACK TO BEFORE I DID THAT. AND ENJOY YOUR DELICIOUS PARADOX FIREBALL. OH WAIT.
-- carbolicGalvanologist [CG] is charging his beam [FUCK YOU TIMES ONE BILLION] attack. --
DON'T MAKE PROMISES YOU CAN'T KEEP. VIRGIN VANTAS. #SUGGESTIVE.
:33< cant pawssibly imagine mew n33d any more :33< ...that said if mew do, i have my own brews :33c
𝘏𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘥𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘥 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘸𝘢𝘷𝘦, 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘴, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘺𝘦𝘵𝘪 𝘩𝘢𝘮𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘴, 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘧 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘱. 𝘚𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸. 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘴, 𝘵𝘰𝘰, 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘴. 𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘦𝘹𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘵𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘴. 𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘦𝘹𝘦𝘤𝘶𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘵𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘪𝘧 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘵, 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥. 𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘣𝘰𝘹 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥. 𝘏𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘵. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘥𝘦𝘥. 𝘐𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘷𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥. 𝘐𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘢 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵. 𝘐𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵. 𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘣𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘴. CANS. ALSO. BLOWS DECISIVELY.
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