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@barackObama[BO]

I am once again begging you all to stop admitting to crimes on my timeline. I do not have the resources to defend you all in court.

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Sounds /ike it’s time to outsource a team of /awyers. I may know an entire caste cut out for the job. :smirk:

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My team and I are currently accepting applications.

Why would you be doing that? You are a public governing entity. That'§ a legi§lacerator'§ job.

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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < one time :33 < i was left to my own devices in the city :33 < and i saw this highblood with a bag full of books :33 < so i mugged him and took the books :33 < equihiss got mad cause i stole :33 < but he didnt make me take it back so i think it was fine

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@barackObama[BO]

They keep calling me as a witness, and I do not have enough money to bribe this many judges.

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@killerJeff[KJ]

But.

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Weirdly enough, you're actually fine. Advocating for violence is a different story entirely.

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@killerJeff[KJ]

Jeff the Grateful.

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@barackObama[BO]

They need to get better legal advi§or§ then. My §ervice§ are open for recommendation, contact information will be §hared §hortly.

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