♦ pitied by @aspernabilisScillac
its raining and i'm in my recuperacoon all alone again... another night to a cold recuperacoon...
// fun fact I made that post based on how my actual feet are being the current hosts of my crippling arthritis
People think I vwant to removwe my gills I mean, yeah, could be cool. VWould look more human and I’d lovwe that. But gills man… they’re SENSITIVWE! Also being immune to drovwning is a pretty big plus.
...ah...that's considerate, but i can handle it on my own....
Thank you~! They are premium grub hide~. I thought "why not spend a little extra~?" I'll certainly wear these again~.
...unfortunately, if i don't get up to care for my lusus, i'll lose an arm....
⚠ The Next t!mee th!s motherfucker comes to my h!ve to ask me to p!rate games for h!m on CDs !m gonna Freak out. NO ONE HAS A PLAY SYSTEM 2 ANYMORE DUDE. ⚠
Ffriendship so rad Ffuckers tThink we are moiraillls
gººd mºrn🪡ng everyºne! 🪡 hºpe everyºne 🪡s hav🪡ng a gººd day! 🪡, adm🪡ttedly, seem tº have bºnked my fººt dur🪡ng the n🪡ght... ºwwwwwww :(
Another rendition of *that* woman, another failed case of supposed jade eckscellence. Once again wishing I had been hatched any other hue! Or better yet, that I had not been hatched a troll at all. Oh, if only I could haVe been human...
--E√ Goodlight, Chitʇr.
Nah. i packed the dude who did it up. Im φine.
Got 2hot.
---> do you ever wonder if blenders have feelings?
>B] they b callin me gd cholerbear tha way i be puttin tha paws onnem >B]
I 2wear to φuck there'2 gotta be 2omethin' in the water oφ 2ome oφ you. Thi2 ain't the φir2t time i 2ee an "i'm literally nice" po2t. Brother, you're part oφ an organization built on top oφ countle22 bodie2 oφ innocent2, made to pile up more oφ tho2e corp2e2 to try and attain 2ome 2ort oφ 2hitty Divinity that not a 2ingle 2oul even know2 iφ it2 real. φrankly con2ider chewin' lead.
(｡Ó﹏Ò｡) mhm mhm.... it sucks s0 bxd!!!!! (╥ ᴗ ╥)(╥ ᴗ ╥)(╥ ᴗ ╥)
I didn't think this thr0ugh. I have w0rk t0m0rr0w. 8ut at least I slayed at the party
¡f you 7h¡nk ¡ po$7 7oo much or 7oo fa$7 you ju$7 have 7o keep up w¡7h me becau$e ¡m no7 $!ow¡n9 doooownn!
(｡Ó﹏Ò｡) i met this huge str0ng tr0ll. we went 0n tw0 dxtes xnd he gh0sted me... (╥ ᴗ ╥)(╥ ᴗ ╥)(╥ ᴗ ╥)
(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUMAYDAY GUMAYDAY GUHE IS DEFINITELY NOT GUFLIRTING HE IS GUTRYIBG TO KILL ME!!!
(◕ ᴥ ◕) fraimi messed up gyuu guys i think he gusaw me hunting guhim back (⊙ ᴥ ⊙) guoh no
[F] Fuck it.] [S] Seven hour video essay dissecting Midsommar save me.]
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ fuck all ◕f his stupid friends fuck ALL ◕F Y◕U˚
(( Trying to draw. And then. Suddenly. With no warning. I am hit by the art block brick.
>----( [A vide🛡 attachment. It's simp🗡y 🛡f a meta🗡🗡ic arm f🗡exing-- an arm c🗡ad in arm🛡r. There are c🛡mp🗡ex etchings 🛡n it, which shimmer in dim 🗡ight. Y🛡u can hear a faint "⛊h-- shit." As the Cava🗡ier rea🗡izes she 🗡eft it 🛡n vide🛡 and n🛡t ph🛡t🛡. Vide🛡 ends.] ::::::::::>
it's crazy hꙮw he just turned himself intꙮ a pickle - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
Hey! Just checking, but can anybody lend a guy some caegars, with no strings attached?! Preferably in the millions, or billions! Thanks! [ざわ･･ざわ･･]
I'm behaving s-o-o- well and I'm -o-o-n my best behavi-o-o-r She d-o-o-esn't kn-o-o-w I w-o-o-uld have handled her in much the same way if n-o-o-t f-o-o-r the empathy levels -o-o-f MY m-o-o-irail. #vaguep-o-o-sting
⛈ Terrible dreams. ⛈
Wänted-to-go-to-goth-night-but-I'm-too-dämn-exhäusted<< Meh<< Whätev<< There's-älwäys-änother-event-to-go-to-:]<<
(i a-always feel s-so bad w-when i g-gotta show a-a photo t-to someone e-else to a-ask what i-its of... i k-know theres a-ai bots t-that can d-do that f-for me b-but i r-really don't w-wanna use t-them... really r-really dont w-wanna)
(ah i-i can't r-really leave w-where i a-am, its i-important, but t-thanks) (i h-have two v-very close f-friends i n-need to t-take care o-of)
(im j-just, being a-a worrywart... theyll p-probably just w-work me u-until the r-rot takes m-me fully...)
(i w-wonder if t-they'll j-just cull m-me when e-exile comes...)
|Slowly wipes the FIFTEEN off my whiteboard that is labeled "NIGHTS WITHOUT STELYE EATIN SOMETHING FROM MY GARDEN THAT COULD KILL HIM."|
goin hive earlie todaie cus i passed out at work lessgoooooo
[AND NOW WHO WA$TED 200 HUMAN #AEGAR$ ON TWO BOXFUL$ OF LEA$HE$ FOR PIGEON$!!!!!!!! IMGONNA KILL $OMEBODY]
I coul·ld go for a bowl·l of pistachios right now...... #hungry
#hokkaihottake caring too much will rip you to shreds but not caring at all will leave you with nobodie on your side if and when something does come and tear you up so basicallie moderation
Why did I have to be such a hoarder 4 arcade cabinets????
EvEr7thing hurts 4ctu4ll7 #actually
trie not to worrie too much or you're gonna end up falling apart cus i am farrrrr from the worst off this job is actuallie like fine
I must do so later on, with my comically large wine glass.
*big things are coming E/N: arrangements are being made for a very interesting game
I can't fucking d0 anything with0ut him immediately g0ing and em8arrassing himself. 8ut what d0 I care, he's an adult tr0ll and he can deal with it #vaguep0sting
[⚙︎ ...Okay, no breakfast is a worse punishment than no s|eep. I'm gonna be in a SHIT mood today! Sti|| worth it. ⚙︎]
action; statement input; statement: i do not think there is anything you can do about it input; statement: but thank you for the offer
action; statement input; statement: i intend to! unfortunate|y the pace at which i work is not who||y up to me input; statement: so there is on|y so much i can do
action; statement input; statement: the crew is awake input; statement: i am pretty sure tonight wi|| be spent processing & ana|ysing the fucking massive amounts of data from scanning p|anet 5 input; statement: hopefu||y there are no weird discrepancies input; statement: i do not want to be made to run more scans on it
[WHY DO WE HAVE A BOX LABELED "INTERDIMEN$IONAL TRINKET$ THAT BREAK THE TIME #ONTINUUM IF TOU#HED"??? LIKE RIGHT BE$IDE$ THE RE#EIPT$ ONE WHAT THE FU#K]
besides if theie change their tune it won't feel satisfieing when i get to cough on them lmao
its fiiiine it'll just get me fired lol
you're real sweet but i hate to break it to you this is prettie much normal out here don't get me wrong it sucks badlie but in the manie manie jobs i've had verie few of them don't trie to make you come in even if you have a cold
to be honest the fact i have to come in when i have a cold is pissing me off i wanna start coughing on mie coworkers in revenge i won't however if i ever meet the boss....
(°. what a h𖦹rrible day t𖦹 have a curse .°)
Im afraid kicking eridan in the head d0esn't w0rk 0n0 #vi0lence #nsfw
eh relax i don't meet people off the internet reallie and no point going to a fancie thing alone but thanks i preciate the offer over-apologising don't help anieone tho so chill you're good your intentions are good so it's whatever
nah it's totallie fine hot take but i don't think enjoieing an expensive hobbie makes you inconsiderate i also have an expensive hobbie cus i smoke lmao #substance if i didn't i could probablie afford to go to an opera like once or twice a sweep so
oh hell yeah tbh never got into them well out of mie price range operas are kinda for the wealthie even these daies cus a lot of them refuse to upload video online
yup its sleepie hours but i got work again as per usual so
feed slow as fuckkkkkk
< Maybe one day I'll posst the Hive but not today, it'ss messssy. :>~
~I need a task, I'm like a fuckin b~Order cO~llie O~ver here~
၄⋆၃ my poor matesprit is not feeling well :(
timelie is generous lmao but it is what it is
PErhaaps it is time to sleep aagaain. I miss everyone aand my thinkkpaan hurts aand it is haard to breaathe aand everything hurts
Man I got dragg3d away from #fightnight on 2om3 bull2hit. Th3n I com3 back to find out I mi223d a bunch of 2ick fight2, and thi2 bitch clo2ing 3arly. #MyLuck #FuckMyChungu2Lif3
AAnd #yeaarning some more just to piss thaat guy off
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I'm calm. I'm calm. I'm calm. 😵💫
AAnd I waant my maatesprit to be here too. STupid overseeing job. I wish he would stop with the stupid cult aand come cuddle with me #yeaarning
I am 😭 But I will be ∞kay!!! 💙✨
this is a j∞ke the last man wh∞ did this g∞t dead. I am n∞t g∞ing t∞ be resp∞nsible f∞r this again. But g∞∞d fucking l∞rd
(◕ ᴥ ◕) im gyoing to disappear in the ocean... guehhhh.... (> /// <)
Hey do^’t liste^ to her I’d make a wo^der1ul boy1rie^d! I just ca^’t cook that well :<
I'M AB∞UT FIVE SEC∞NDS FR∞M P∞STING MY C∞∞RDS S∞ S∞ME∞NE CAN JUST BREAK IN AND RESCUE MY BEAUTIFUL ASS
I CAN'T D∞ THIS SHIT RIGHT N∞W I'M PLANNING MY GREAT ESCAPE https://cdn.imgchest.c∞m/files/97f103010543.jpeg
terrorIze thAt troll rIght now
crazy how yall ar3 simpin6 7or my broth3r in my comm3nt...
sometimes I worry I’m too a8normal
Languishing slightly less. ⋆˚࿔
friend is gone … :( <- not real face, (does not have one) ((manor))
-I- umh... okay the b-l-ack meta-l- concert was we-i-rd. https://f-i--l-e.garden/aKtw0BW1zTw7wuDZ/m-i-m-i-%20b-l-ood%201.png https://f-i--l-e.garden/aKtw0BW1zTw7wuDZ/m-i-m-i-%20b-l-ood%202.png
⦓ I have to get over myself fast. I have to fix myself. So I can be better for the people I love. ⦔
#fightnight still goin an they got GUNS up in this bitch!
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=>>we føund a cørpse beneath the ceMent øf the øffice baseMent tøday >>>
get that fuckin diamond off my post @craftsmanToxophilite
new loungewe❥r YASSSS time to #l❥zelike❥gl❥ml❥dy LOL... w❥it why is the bebe text missing some gems. WTF I NEED TO TAKE THIS BACK
(◕ ᴥ ◕) gusigh… this iceberg is more gulonely that it gyuused to be… (Ó ᴥ Ò)
n∞ I still feel like shit physically but t∞night has n∞t been h∞rrific f∞r ∞nce and I d∞ feel like I have like. friends ∞r s∞methin 👉👈 this is bad f∞r my image pretend I said s∞mething cute and quirky here
📍You don't know my $truggle you don't under$tand remembering all your bo$$e$ $carbuck$ order$ and holding each one with ju$t the $trength of your finger tip$ when that $hitty cardboard container i$n't doing it$ job📍 I could pull up a grown man, with a $ingle thumb📍 #plea$edontte$tthatiamfeeble
omg i ❥m not t❥king ❥ nerd quiz for nerds <\3
just fumbled a bad bitch because im short #yep kms X_X its so over
Sleep av<>ids me <>nce again. I w<>uld get up and g<> make myself a drink - alas, I am far t<><> entangled with my friend n<>t t<> wake them with my stirring if I d<>.
⦓ Did you know everyone has the capacity for evil? Everyone! Isn't that wild? Food for thought. ⦔ ⦓ Not me though I've sworn off it. I'm on a diet. No evil deeds diet. It's all the rage have you heard of it? Give it a try sometime. ⦔
✿ do i really gotta post a pantsless pic to get one of the mods to get me to give me a checkmark
⎚-⎚✎﹏﹏Hiveblock inƚewneƚ wenƚ ouuƚ. I conƚacƚe𝖉 ƚhe pwovi𝖉ew, heaw𝖉 fighƚing on ƚhe oƚhew line. I'm uusing my limiƚe𝖉 𝖉aƚa plan ƚo sen𝖉 ƚhis chiƚ. Liƚewally nobo𝖉y else on ƚhe block knows how ƚo geƚ ahol𝖉 of ƚhem now fix ƚhe issuue. 𝓢o I guuess I'll be speaking fow ƚhe whole block when iƚ comes ƚime. Woohoo.﹏﹏🕮🗐
