♣ mediated by @aurochsSpoken

Oh yeah, I should probably give an update to this terrible site. Here goes. Still in the damn shack hiding from legal repercussions. I really do believe that, at this point, there is no legislacerator or anything trying to find me. However, I'm definitely... Lost. I tried making heads or tails of where I was, and got a little scared in all honesty, so I just returned to the shack. Have made some very loose and basic pieces of gauze off things I found and sanitized off of nature for my wounds. They suck. But I'll be fine. I think.

Why the hell are there tons of people randomly following me. What's going on. Have they not seen me before?? I'm the real, great Willly Affton, damn it!! Inventor and founder of Fazbear Robotics!!! How did they happen to be interested in me and not follow my account beforehand?? I'm mad. I should try to cull a forest creature so I don't feel as mad.
✝+ I can't say I'd be thrilled to see a sweaty man in a robe trying to sacrifice me to his god. +✝ ✝+ I'd scream too. +✝
