Henry "Hal" Strider
@autonomousRatiocinative
A human with a penchant for computerized chaos.
Is there a list of available badges somewhere?
No BuT iF yOu AsK mOdS fOr OnEs ThAt PeRtAiN tO yOu Or YoUr IdEnTiTy, YoU cAn StArT cOlLecTiNg!
ThE hOcKeY nAmE hAs A sToRiEd HiStOrY oF fInE lEgIsLaCeRaTiOn WoRk, Or So ThE sToRiEs My PuShEr AnD cIrCuLaTiNg ThInK pAn CoLlEcTiVe SaY.
Everyone asking Junior for badges. I will grovel, but I'll wait for the dust to settle first. I wan badg.
We're explaining our handles? Autonomous, obviously, because of the computer shit. Ratiocinative is a method of thinking process where a person uses strict fact and logic rather than emotion.
never take it for granted, love. not for a second. er, anyhoo... how is everyone in yoUr timeline?
oh, dear. well, that's good! what aboUt the other alphas? doing well? yoU mUst forgive me, it's been a very long time since i coUld vicarioUsly live throUgh yoU all.
i have no idea. i... think i may have foUnd my roxy on here? not that there's a clear distinction...
blimey, why is everyone claiming their janes are evil?? she's sUch a sweet girl... perhaps something to do with the batterwitch's inflUence? anyway, john was Unexpected!! :U i'll have to revisit that rarepair...
Wow, it's been a while since I've posted. My project is complete, I'm now one with quantum computer i built. China is going to be furious. Also. my meds aren't working very well. Having the worst mixed episode, so if anyone needs a yapping partner, feel free to hit me up.
And for my next trick, fenny lean. #substance
I was a fool. I was a foolish fool and now I'm sick. I flew too close to the sun and my wings fucking evaporated.
Thank you all for your pity about the bug bite on my ass, I appreciate it.
This town needs a 24 hour dispensary, holy shit. #substances
I wish I could sleep for a week. Not in a depressed way, I'm just very passionate about sleeping, unlike my brother.
I'm not feeling sick tonight, I have a feeling this will be a good night.
Bug bite on my butt. If you don't pity this chitt I hate you.
🜏 ♱hɛ only way urr ɛvɛrr gɛ♱♱iin urr ass a♱ɛ #suggɛs♱iivɛ ♅
Who knows how to cook? I'd like to try to learn.
After being awake for a few minutes, I legitimately could not tell you what the last post was about.
Woke up in the most unbelievable condition. My fault, of course, and we're not talking about a hangover.
What are we up to, gremlins? I'm in a talkative mood with nobody to talk to.
What's this shit about berries? #imback
DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! it has been going on. all fucking day.
I'm so glad I don't know any gingers.
I'm getting it to work. It's weird interfacing with a computer with my eyes closed. Maybe I should pretend to be a polyglot now.