Henry &quot;Hal&quot; Strider

And for my next trick, fenny lean. #substance

#substance

Kult: +7

Total: 7

I was a fool. I was a foolish fool and now I'm sick. I flew too close to the sun and my wings fucking evaporated.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Thank you all for your pity about the bug bite on my ass, I appreciate it.

Kult: +12

Kull: +5

Total: 17

Ratio: 2.40

You have no pity for my itchy butt? How dare you.

This town needs a 24 hour dispensary, holy shit. #substances

#substances

I wish I could sleep for a week. Not in a depressed way, I'm just very passionate about sleeping, unlike my brother.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

I'm not feeling sick tonight, I have a feeling this will be a good night.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Bug bite on my butt. If you don't pity this chitt I hate you.

Kult: +37

Kull: +25

Total: 62

Ratio: 1.48

Freake ' Rotten ' Phacel

@decayableTheomachy[DT]

🜏 ♱hɛ only way urr ɛvɛrr gɛ♱♱iin urr ass a♱ɛ #suggɛs♱iivɛ ♅

#suggestive

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @decayableTheomachy[DT]

Hey now. I have people lining around the block to bite this ass. #suggestive

#suggestive

Freake ' Rotten ' Phacel

@decayableTheomachy[DT]

🜏 #xopɛ ♅

#cope

↩ @decayableTheomachy[DT]

Ah, you're right. It's major cope. You got me.

I'm in an evil mood.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Who knows how to cook? I'd like to try to learn.

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

𝖌𝔩𝔲𝔟 𝖑𝔦𝔣𝔢 𝖈𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔢 𝖒𝔢 🔱💰

@carettaConfectioner[CC]

sup

↩ @carettaConfectioner[CC]

Promising name. Do you prefer cooking or baking?

𝖌𝔩𝔲𝔟 𝖑𝔦𝔣𝔢 𝖈𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔢 𝖒𝔢 🔱💰

@carettaConfectioner[CC]

gun to mah head i guess bakin but im amazefin at both

After being awake for a few minutes, I legitimately could not tell you what the last post was about.

Kult: +4

Kull: +5

Total: 9

Ratio: 0.80

Woke up in the most unbelievable condition. My fault, of course, and we're not talking about a hangover.

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

I think my phone has a virus.

What are we up to, gremlins? I'm in a talkative mood with nobody to talk to.

Kult: +4

Total: 4

What's this shit about berries? #imback

#imback

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

TRYCKS TREATS

@glitteringAcuity[GA]

DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! it has been going on. all fucking day.

↩ @glitteringAcuity[GA]

Huh?

I'm so glad I don't know any gingers.

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

I'm getting it to work. It's weird interfacing with a computer with my eyes closed. Maybe I should pretend to be a polyglot now.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

I think I might have figured it out.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Anybody who might be more of an expert than me on brain to computer interfacing and want to help me out on a project?

Kult: +27

Kull: +30

Total: 57

Ratio: 0.90

idk

@insufferablePrick[IP]

shoot

↩ @insufferablePrick[IP]

What's your experience? Forgive me for being suspicious.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

idk

@insufferablePrick[IP]

wikihow and 11 hours of genuine concentration cumulatively

↩ @insufferablePrick[IP]

Works for me. Can I DM you?

idk

@insufferablePrick[IP]

fuck yeah

Hm. I have an idea. #NOTsubstance???

#notsubstance