Henry &quot;Hal&quot; Strider

KARKAT VANTAS, THE CHALKBOX

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

chaku-mun

This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Chalkbox's Favor

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@singularityManifest[SM]

I goregled "slitherf★ng ★nd cr★b being friends"

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @singularityManifest[SM]

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𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

#ABCC RSVP

Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer

Crabby Communicator

This user is always in a foul mood. Pay their language no mind.

@carbolicGalvanologist[CG]

SYLINK. IF THIS IMAGE IS REAL, AND NOT A CRUEL FABRICATION BY A SADISTIC NATURE PHOTOGRAPHER WITH A FUCKED-UP SENSE OF HUMOR WHEN IT COMES TO MIS EN SCENE. THEN MAYBE SLITHERFANG AND CRAB *CAN* BE FRIENDS.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @carbolicGalvanologist[CG]

Could also be generative AI.

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Crabby Communicator

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IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG I DID?

Kult: +9

Kull: +5

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.80

Is this about Dirk freaking out about you wanting someone to slap your belly?

Is there a list of available badges somewhere?

Kult: +12

Kull: +10

Total: 22

Ratio: 1.20

Tonsil Hockey

Disco Connoisseur

This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!

@dreadfulLicking[DL]

No BuT iF yOu AsK mOdS fOr OnEs ThAt PeRtAiN tO yOu Or YoUr IdEnTiTy, YoU cAn StArT cOlLecTiNg!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @dreadfulLicking[DL]

Love your name, by the way.

eridan fucker

#eridanselfcestalliance #selfcest

@cocksuckerAlliance[CA]

its time come fuck me @ caligulasAquarium #eridanselfcestalliance

Kult: +12

Kull: +10

Total: 22

Ratio: 1.20

Eridan Ampora (streamer)

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

To Be Verified

A user of potential repute.

@romanFishtank[RF]

i am not that desperate, but go on then, do you little dance for the crowwd jester

↩ @romanFishtank[RF]

Is he really a court jester if you're both in the same position?

cronus ampora

Verified

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Kenickie Crew

This user is a greasy alley cat!

Cornered Baby

All this user needs is a breakout role!

Get Crazy, Get Wild

This user would never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.

vwanna listen to my demos?

This user is an aspiring musician! Swoon...

@casanovaArmada[CA]

finished my pack. #mourning #substance

#mourning #substance

Kult: +12

Kull: +5

Total: 17

Ratio: 2.40

Thanks for reminding me to go out and smoke a ciggy.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Crabby Communicator

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WHO WANNA SLAP MY STOMACH?

Kult: +40

Kull: +35

Total: 75

Ratio: 1.14

Dirk Strider

Dash Certified

Loyal, reckless, and friendship-powered. Beloved in more ways than one.

@timaeusTurning[TT]

Why.

↩ @timaeusTurning[TT]

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Crabby Communicator

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BECAUSE IM HUGE.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @carcinoGenicity[CG]

Dirk Strider

Dash Certified

Loyal, reckless, and friendship-powered. Beloved in more ways than one.

@timaeusTurning[TT]

Karkat, no one wants to slap your stomach.

↩ @timaeusTurning[TT]

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Crabby Communicator

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WHY NOT?

↩ @carcinoGenicity[CG]

Dirk Strider

Dash Certified

Loyal, reckless, and friendship-powered. Beloved in more ways than one.

@timaeusTurning[TT]

Cause, isn't it a bit odd?

↩ @timaeusTurning[TT]

That Genderfluid Roxy Lalonde

You're being a prude, Dirk.

genderfluid

Stay hydrated!

nonbinary

love yourself

pansexual

love yourself

neoprouns

This user has the best flavor of pronouns.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

Pale One

This user vacillates pale pink.

𝑩𝒖𝒕...𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒅, 𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒕

𝒏𝒐𝒕?

@tipsyGenostalgic[TG]

i saw a french toast flavoured liquiure earlier an tbh i was so tempted 2 buy it #substance

#substance

Kult: +20

Kull: +20

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.00

That's an interesting spelling of the word liqueur.

That Genderfluid Roxy Lalonde

genderfluid

Stay hydrated!

nonbinary

love yourself

pansexual

love yourself

neoprouns

This user has the best flavor of pronouns.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

Pale One

This user vacillates pale pink.

𝑩𝒖𝒕...𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒅, 𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒕

𝒏𝒐𝒕?

@tipsyGenostalgic[TG]

i gave up after 3 tries

↩ @tipsyGenostalgic[TG]

I think they're just being overloaded with requests, which is why I'm waiting a few days.

↩ @tipsyGenostalgic[TG]

I thought this was a different thread, sorry. Yeah, it's French.

We're explaining our handles? Autonomous, obviously, because of the computer shit. Ratiocinative is a method of thinking process where a person uses strict fact and logic rather than emotion.

Kult: +77

Kull: +65

Total: 142

Ratio: 1.18

Drifting along after being forgotten from the plot is basically what I've been up to. I love it, it's fucking great. People only bother me when I want them to.

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Flushed One

This user vacillates flushed red.

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

ha. care to trade? the solitUde oUt here is absolUte. ~_~

I think I'm alright. I'm still alive, so I'm kind of clinging to that.

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Flushed One

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Yuri Official

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never take it for granted, love. not for a second. er, anyhoo... how is everyone in yoUr timeline?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

As far as I know, they're alright. I'm not super up to date since I don't interact with them much. Dirk is still alive, which seems to surprise people from other timelines.

How about you? Do you know?

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Flushed One

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Yuri Official

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oh, dear. well, that's good! what aboUt the other alphas? doing well? yoU mUst forgive me, it's been a very long time since i coUld vicarioUsly live throUgh yoU all.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Well, Dirk is alive, and single, thank god. Roxy is with John, Jake is doing his TV thing, and Jane is an evil corporate girlboss.

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Flushed One

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Yuri Official

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