not Vervei Lavend

#lesbianlifehack 8: Lesbians, please note the dangerous women (described in lifehack 1) in my replies trying desperately to trap you in their web. They will eat you up and wring you dry for surface-level validation to try and fill the hole in their heart left by the one who got away, before tossing you aside used-up and broken once you stop being fun.

#lesbianlifehack

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Ɏ not me tho i'm built different (i caan maake her worse) Ɏ

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Sigh. Why do I even bother trying to help you people? This is why I usually stick to men.

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Beforian

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Ɏ ur lichraally not even aa troll Ɏ

Kult: +5

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Ɏ they haate to see aa rusty winning so they aafflict me with every fuckin staatus thaat prevents me from thinking coherent sentences specificaally when i haave hot girls in my dms to reply to Ɏ

Kult: +37

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Ratio: 1.85

Curree Erzhix

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Fleethoofed

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx

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pansexual

love yourself

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@packageHandler[PH]

les bien

gloomweiss

H͇o͇r͇r͇o͇r͇ R͇i͇n͇g͇

T͇h͇i͇s͇ u͇s͇e͇r͇ h͇a͇s͇ g͇o͇t͇ a͇ f͇r͇i͇e͇n͇d͇ i͇n͇s͇i͇d͇e͇. m͇e͇.

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Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

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i hope youu feel better soonn..

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Beforian

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Ɏ whaat is thaat fuckin euro-aalterniaan Ɏ

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Beforian

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Ɏ i'll come baack twice aas strong & twice aas hot maark my words Ɏ

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Tirzek Gorizd

@brainrotBureaucrat[BB]

PULL YOURSELF UP BY YOUR STRAP-ON BRO

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

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Beforian

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Ɏ i'm fuckin doin my best here Ɏ

Kult: +5

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#lesbianlifehack #substance

#Lesbianlifehack 1: Don't get involved with that emotionally unavailable girl. Just... don't. I know your type. Tall, handsome, probably smoking a cig. Would be a real stunner if she would man up and start T already. Bags under her eyes, and baggies in her pockets #substance. You want her. You're drawn to her, like a moth to a flame. You're a helpless little lesfly in her spiderbian's web. Just... hit the bricks, dude. I'm serious. You gotta get out of there ASAP. Do *NOT* engage. Do not go up to her, do not talk to her, do not sleep with her, do not get her contacts. She will never give back what you put in.

Kult: +32

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Ɏ u caan saay you haate women i won't judge Ɏ

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I love women. Some parts of me used to be women.

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Ɏ aand do u like urself Ɏ

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h0m0sexual

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▲someone just called me 'sexually problematic' as if that was supposed to be fucking news to me▼ #nsfw

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Ɏ aas if thaat's not aa plus Ɏ

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h0m0sexual

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Knotty

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▲honestly love just teleporting girls to my place without warning after we agree to fuck, got a nice little surprise last two times▼ ▲I should time it for when they're showering or something...▼ #nsfw

Kult: +50

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Total: 70

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Beforian

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Ɏ aabsolute reprobaate aand yet i caannot deny the gaame you haave thaat this is haappening to multiple gaals Ɏ

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h0m0sexual

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Knotty

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▲im having to schedule my pailings a wipe in advance▼

Kult: +5

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Total: 7

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Ɏ chittr's most eligible baachelorette Ɏ

The Helpsman

@toilingApotheosis[TA]

Speakiing even briiefly wiith the benefiicent -Empress has remiinded me of the folly of workiing for personal gaiin. II may have beat my record but the tiimeloss from gettiing me out of the statiion, recovered, then back iin was barely a net posiitiive!! Consiistent top effort -EV-ERY SIINGL-E DAY, that's the way to move forward!!

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Ɏ if you aain't gaainin then whaat's the point Ɏ Ɏ why not go aa lil aapeshit every now aand then aas aa treaat Ɏ

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The Helpsman

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Read carefully young burgundy!! Or seek appropriiate aiide to have iit read to you. Gaiins are made by consiistent, top qualiity effort!! IIf you redliine a machiine and iit breaks, then you have to fiix iit, settiing you back behiind whatever you hoped to gaiin operatiing outsiide mandatory parameters!! II am grateful wiiser miinds than my own set those guiideliines.

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Ɏ stopped reaadin thaat shit on mention of gettin somebody to reaad it for me. i'm literaally on chittr! i caan reaad!! daamn!!! caan't fuckin taalk to aany corpo cronies Ɏ

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heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

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Are YOU a psionically gifted warmblood w)(o's reefcently fallen on )(ard times? No s)(ame in it! We've ALL been t)(ere! It's time for you to stop being unemployed and start being FUN---EMPLOY--ED!!!! W)(y not conc)(sider signing up for )(elpsman duty? As an Imperial )(elpsman, you'll be joining a fast-paced, creatively-inclined environment tailored to suit YOUR unique needs w)(ile also making your -Empire PROUD! INT-ER-EST-ED? Don't be afraid to comment down below or send me a direct message to learn more! I just ADOR---E )(earing from you all!!! )(ttps://cdn.imgc)(est.com/files/5d5fa7df47b7.png

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Ɏ look baabe the only thing worse thaan being culled would be bein employed Ɏ

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h0m0sexual

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▲im surprised it took that long for me Daraya ‘puts a cigarette out on girls during sex’ Jonjet to have even a little controversy happen▼ #nsfw

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The English Formerly Known As Jake

Ɏ haaving haaters just proves ur right & they're jeaalous Ɏ

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transgender

love yourself

@girlgothasTerror[GT]

Estrogen would probably be a net positive for tavros if im being honest.

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The English Formerly Known As Jake

Ɏ estrogen would help aa lot of people i think Ɏ

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transgender

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@girlgothasTerror[GT]

Estrogen should be free and accessible for all methinks.

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Ɏ it should be free aand aaccessible aand aalso aanyone on e should get 20 caaegaars aas well Ɏ

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catboygirl

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there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

@felisCorvus[FC]

𝗕𝟯𝟯 < furociously eating a hotdog rn

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Ɏ the nefaarious glizzy gobblaa Ɏ

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Crow Vantas

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should I call in gay to vwork

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Ɏ it's pride month so if they don't they're bein discriminaatory honestly Ɏ

DA RAVESTAR XD

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Chchow is your friend!

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@xxRavestarxx[XR]

xx_LETS_HAVE_FUN!_LETS_PARTAYYY!_ALL_0F_Y0U_EVERY_SINGLE_0NE_CUM_2_MY_RAVE!!!_24/7_MUSIC,_F00D,_DRINK,_AND_AN_ATM0SPHERE_Y0U_C0ULD_GET_ADDICTED_T0!!_xx

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Ɏ fuck yeaa raavestaar Ɏ

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Llevyn Blaidd

@crypticClinomaniac[CC]

how are you supposed to llive with an ollder, more powerfull version of yoursellf constantlly spouting to other peoplle that you know about how much you suck and are going to die and will get your friends killed. how am I supposed to deall with that.

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