Joey Claire
@ballereaperEscapee
A ballereaper with too much free time! Follow @grubbels for my <>'s music!
Don't know why I bother playing krillion I'm not good at it
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tw0 be fair the system is weird and arbitrary. what the fuck kind of quiz punishes y0u for being t0o clever? that's the entire fucking p0int chutesniffer.
it's a quiz made up by s0meone wh0 doesn't even kn0w the answers. incredible design.
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Reminder that Junior is the nicest!! And dirk is a big jealous meanie.
Shockingly we persist!!
Time for another #niceposting Joey fun fact! God may forget your sins, but your Nutbeast Lusus won't! They have incredible memories, and it's thought they can remember the locations of thousands of buried nuts and even possibly buries bodies of their previous charges!
Well then I hope you brought a heck of a lot of high spf sunscreen cuz you'll be burning! Kidding! Whi cares what some guy thinks of your actions!
that's pr0bably why they come in puntable sizes. h0nestly who can take any lusi seri0usly that can't at least eat you.
what am i just supp0sed two n0t respond t0 some little fuck l0rding all my fuckups over me? g0ing two send them int0 orbit
please. with all the shit i've been thr0ugh you think my sh0es were clean? you'd be right, thin psi-shielding 0ver them when kicking ass.
I don't think I qualify for fat fuck Friday but I do qualify for big tits day!!! #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d736eb9fb69f.png
So like )(IC is definitely pailing her Helmsman right? I'm not crazy?? #nsfw #dubious_consent #power_imbalance
I think in ꫂ❁retty much all cases it's dubious at best given the ꫂ❁ower dynamic? Honestly it might not be a terrible idea to add a dubious consent tag to the original ꫂ❁ost. ❣︎
Thank you for being so receꫂ❁tive to the thought! I was worried I might sound ꫂ❁ushy haha ^^; Did you, uh. Say you work for the Emꫂ❁ress? ❣︎
Only cuz I killed a fushia as a kid it's mostly a "keep your enemies close" thing.
hey if y0u want two dwell 0n it that's your prer0gative i guess. weirdo.
Hm I need a new pfp this one's like a year old now
only a few? i thought this was 6 years ago.
Where the heck is my moirail
at a friends who should not be said out loud for safety reasons.
Mm.... :(
Be honest do you like me for me or for my uncanny personality and appearance based resemblance to your dead lover and friend #silly
Awhhh thank you chixie you're my friend too! My friend sollux says I act like one of his friends.
i d0 not. please d0 not bring this up in this manner. i'm s0rry i've let things drift this far. must be missing cues it's what i do.
Oh Sorry sollux I was really just trying to make a joke I didn't mean to hurt your feelings :( I won't do it again I promise.
Part of me wishes I could've competed in #getmeenahadate but I don't think I'd be her type hehe
Gosh I hope that I'm right about jade being judes daughter if I have a niece I'd be so happy and excited
Fun fact! The top layer of your skin is called the horny layer, and that's why chittr users are all so focused on sex! #nsfw #silly
I keep telling you my tumblr rebrand wasn't me stopping posting nsfw it was just a new name that wasn't as long!
0nly embarrassing if you're n0t taking pride in repping it. you c0uld have been the forem0st authority 0n busty answers.
y0ur stiffest no wait. r0undest competiti0n would've been damara, the rest weren't making a brand 0f it!
I'm so glad you kept track of my chest size sollux it's a totally normal thing you do hehe
i try and remember as much ab0ut my friends as i can. because when they stop being that it g0es in the hole.
Why do people call my pa hot What is in the harley genes
Wait Okay I read your profile a bit Jude has a daughter now???? I missed so much!!
I think my babysitter studied that hang on I gotta look this up sorry for sounding kind of dumb rn
If Hal ends up with Ms meenah I might have to figure out how she eats cuz that deserves a reward #hatebotsweep
Apparently hatebot is in the meenah dating contest or something and she's doing really well!
To be fair I had to leave I'm not there I'm getting all my info secondhand everyone is probably doing really good hatebot is just the only one of them I've interacted with hehe
Joey "multiclass" claire, ballereaper extrordinaire! My resume includes! A modified defense lawyer incident Mediculler and veterinary duties! Deposition of an heiress! Interdimensional travel! Surviving an indigo-blood murder game! Point and click adventure survival and crafting! Being a pretty good and supportive moirail! And niceposting! #aboutme!
#niceposting of the day! Did you know you're allowed to like or dislike things without justifications? You are! You don't owe anyone an explanation for having an opinion! Of course that also means being respectful to people with DIFFERENT opinions! This world is beautiful and we've all been blessed with the gift of free will!
OBJECTION! no, justifying & arguing over the opinions is the best part
OBJECTION! i'd like to re-raise my objection on the grounds of the tolerance paradox; overruling *my* opinion for disagreeing with yours is inconsistent
Overruled yet again, prosecutor trycks! Your thoughts and opinions are valid, but they have no place in my courtroom!
POINT OF ORDER! if you're conceding that they're valid then you're not ovverruling the objection you're just sustaining it conditionally...
Did they disable the ability to tap a badge to see what if is or is my chittr just not working again :(
Chittr is great because it lets mmereconnect with all my old friends! #niceposting
@containedArmageddons sollux what are you doing over there
s0meone's sn0oping! y0u don't usually sn0op in 0n me. that's hardly teasing anyway. when did i say that? d0n't think i've encountered many.
there's s0 much shit on that rep0sitory 0f worthless time y0u've got tw0 be more specific claire
#nsfw That time you uh. Fucked so many clown girls that you said your legs went numb?
mmmm. 0h with the fucking spiked faygo and the hilarity h0le? you were there? sh0uld've lo0ked away that was some messy business. in the grand scheme 0f things that's still kind of n0t many!
need tw0 get you in t0uch with aa, walking amongst the t0mbstones 0ver there. i feel kind of bad.
Hehe, nothing to feel bad about! I'd be honored to meet this aa girl though with how much you talk about her
n0w i just lo0k like a fo0l about it. can't pr0mise any kind of meeting. left in the dust f0r reasons like always. y0u lo0k around y0u'll find one. i kn0w they'll take two y0u.