Joey Claire
@ballereaperEscapee
A ballereaper with too much free time! Follow @grubbels for my <>'s music!
Be honest do you like me for me or for my uncanny personality and appearance based resemblance to your dead lover and friend #silly
Awhhh thank you chixie you're my friend too! My friend sollux says I act like one of his friends.
i d0 not. please d0 not bring this up in this manner. i'm s0rry i've let things drift this far. must be missing cues it's what i do.
Oh Sorry sollux I was really just trying to make a joke I didn't mean to hurt your feelings :( I won't do it again I promise.
Part of me wishes I could've competed in #getmeenahadate but I don't think I'd be her type hehe
Gosh I hope that I'm right about jade being judes daughter if I have a niece I'd be so happy and excited
Fun fact! The top layer of your skin is called the horny layer, and that's why chittr users are all so focused on sex! #nsfw #silly
I keep telling you my tumblr rebrand wasn't me stopping posting nsfw it was just a new name that wasn't as long!
0nly embarrassing if you're n0t taking pride in repping it. you c0uld have been the forem0st authority 0n busty answers.
y0ur stiffest no wait. r0undest competiti0n would've been damara, the rest weren't making a brand 0f it!
I'm so glad you kept track of my chest size sollux it's a totally normal thing you do hehe
i try and remember as much ab0ut my friends as i can. because when they stop being that it g0es in the hole.
Why do people call my pa hot What is in the harley genes
Wait Okay I read your profile a bit Jude has a daughter now???? I missed so much!!
I think my babysitter studied that hang on I gotta look this up sorry for sounding kind of dumb rn
If Hal ends up with Ms meenah I might have to figure out how she eats cuz that deserves a reward #hatebotsweep
Apparently hatebot is in the meenah dating contest or something and she's doing really well!
To be fair I had to leave I'm not there I'm getting all my info secondhand everyone is probably doing really good hatebot is just the only one of them I've interacted with hehe
Joey "multiclass" claire, ballereaper extrordinaire! My resume includes! A modified defense lawyer incident Mediculler and veterinary duties! Deposition of an heiress! Interdimensional travel! Surviving an indigo-blood murder game! Point and click adventure survival and crafting! Being a pretty good and supportive moirail! And niceposting! #aboutme!
#niceposting of the day! Did you know you're allowed to like or dislike things without justifications? You are! You don't owe anyone an explanation for having an opinion! Of course that also means being respectful to people with DIFFERENT opinions! This world is beautiful and we've all been blessed with the gift of free will!
OBJECTION! no, justifying & arguing over the opinions is the best part
OBJECTION! i'd like to re-raise my objection on the grounds of the tolerance paradox; overruling *my* opinion for disagreeing with yours is inconsistent
Overruled yet again, prosecutor trycks! Your thoughts and opinions are valid, but they have no place in my courtroom!
POINT OF ORDER! if you're conceding that they're valid then you're not ovverruling the objection you're just sustaining it conditionally...
Did they disable the ability to tap a badge to see what if is or is my chittr just not working again :(
Chittr is great because it lets mmereconnect with all my old friends! #niceposting
@containedArmageddons sollux what are you doing over there
s0meone's sn0oping! y0u don't usually sn0op in 0n me. that's hardly teasing anyway. when did i say that? d0n't think i've encountered many.
there's s0 much shit on that rep0sitory 0f worthless time y0u've got tw0 be more specific claire
#nsfw That time you uh. Fucked so many clown girls that you said your legs went numb?
mmmm. 0h with the fucking spiked faygo and the hilarity h0le? you were there? sh0uld've lo0ked away that was some messy business. in the grand scheme 0f things that's still kind of n0t many!
need tw0 get you in t0uch with aa, walking amongst the t0mbstones 0ver there. i feel kind of bad.
Hehe, nothing to feel bad about! I'd be honored to meet this aa girl though with how much you talk about her
n0w i just lo0k like a fo0l about it. can't pr0mise any kind of meeting. left in the dust f0r reasons like always. y0u lo0k around y0u'll find one. i kn0w they'll take two y0u.
What a wonderful night it's been! I'm so glad I spent it peacefully watching movies and documentaries!
sounds like a really Cosy ni6ht in, friend! 6lad ya had a 6ood one! ^◡^
Time for another joey claire #niceposting! Do your best each day! Even if you fail, people who comment on it will look like total jerks to everyone else if you start crying about it like a sad wet dog in an alley!
unrelated questi0n, what is your current l0cation and m0isture content?
I- what? I'll send you my coords but if you mean thing my chest does they're normal rn
y0u're something else claire. but it is als0 go0d two get a mammal update.
I wonder if I should apply to the Department of Peace under trollbama
from what i heard alternian really needs this.
i'd say d0n't they do backgr0und checks for g0vernment jobs but uh. might be fine.
i would think you would be really cool in it but i think it would be worrisome and stressing.
Given the legal opportunity I WILL kill dammek
really g0t two get y0u in front 0f an alchemiter some day. s0 many shenanigans to be had with sh0es i think. also g0od luck 0n the culling.
Sigh, what is a totally average troll girl to do..... If only someone could help me braid my hair...
> nah, this is just a fresh account after getting trojan horse'd lmao. > decided to come back after a long period of demotivation ngl. > forgot how fucking peak the lolcows are here.
> took long enough! > wish i saw that in person and recorded, would've totally turned a phat profit.
Yeah! I was unconscious so I missed it but I heard from my friend sollux!
Ooh! Oh, powerful and cunning merchantwoman Elwurd Gaegrl, please help me braid my hair!
It is pretty disappointing but honestly a bit overdue I thought for sure slam or get culled would've taken him out
yes young traveLer joey i wiLL bestow upon thee the finest braid this Land has ever seen
And a less sad happy mother's day to my babysitter Roxy!
... happy mothers day, mom.
What's smash or pass mean
Zzzzzz
fluffy fucking g0of. why didn't i sip the drink first? stupid.