
THERE’S A VIRUS NOW??

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i was just about to tell u not to scroll down too far. rip.

H★ve you tried cutting it K★ikk★?

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Ok★y, try th★t.

I'm working alongside @flightyBroad to contain it.

Oh okay so that’s gonna be taken care of in 25 minutes max. Great news.

Some form of rampant cognitohazard. Both @tentacleTherapist7214 and I are brainstorming a solution to try and counteract it. Like a sort of...antivirus. Repeating numbers, profiles that have come into close contact, and other rampant sorts of peculiarities seem to be the biggest contributing factors. In absent of a CDC, I am calling on you, Mr. President, to do what you can to combat widespread panic and misinformation from taking root.

Perhaps so. But it will only work if we all use our heads. Yours as well, Mr. President.
1ts not the v1rus that 1 had to burn my h1ve down for 1s 1t hahahaha please say 1t 1snt
