Barak Trollbama: "THERE’S A VIRUS NOW??"

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Barak Trollbama

4 months ago

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@barackObama[BO]

THERE’S A VIRUS NOW??

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kayak !!!

4 months ago

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Dirxy (Dirkroxysprite^2)

4 months ago

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i was just about to tell u not to scroll down too far. rip.

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4 months ago

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kayak !!!

4 months ago

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-=[ n_☹]=-

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Sylink, Starry Eyed Prince

4 months ago

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Ok★y, try th★t.

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4 months ago

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Barak Trollbama

4 months ago

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@barackObama[BO]

Oh okay so that’s gonna be taken care of in 25 minutes max. Great news.

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4 months ago

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@flightyBroad[FB]

Some form of rampant cognitohazard. Both @tentacleTherapist7214 and I are brainstorming a solution to try and counteract it. Like a sort of...antivirus. Repeating numbers, profiles that have come into close contact, and other rampant sorts of peculiarities seem to be the biggest contributing factors. In absent of a CDC, I am calling on you, Mr. President, to do what you can to combat widespread panic and misinformation from taking root.