It has come to my attention I may have been neglecting my original constituents. My dearest constituents. Those constituents that have truly been in my corner since the moment my campaign began. Those whom hold a special place in my heart. Fear not, I have not been blinded. I am still aware of my favorites, and that includes those among the Striders. I must return to my roots. Dave Strider and Dave Strider variants, how are you all doing?
fuck yeah bring it back barackkkk
You are! I am very glad to hear you are doing well, Miss Strider. That warms my heart greatly.
It is important to always stay in touch with your roots. Hello, Mr. Strider. Always a pleasure to see you.
you warm my heart mr president
we rocking with barack cause barack rocking with us
am i just a variant? maybe they're all just variants of me, the one true dude.
I am glad to hear that! I am indeed "rocking" with you all.
If you believe you count, I am inclined to agree. You could be correct! However, I knew your variants before you, so you are the variant to me. It is quite interesting how these things work.
trust me mr. president. i count. same shitty backstory and everything. im just objectively the best one, thats all
Ah, I see. Well I am certainly glad I have met the best of the bunch, although I would say that is within the nature of all of you to say. Perhaps they truly are variants of you!