♦ pitied by @bibliophilicBrevipennate
II swear, sometiimes the vax machiine iis vaster than the maiin ovviice computer we all use. II'm waiitiing vor a patiient to send a vax through wiith theiir iinvormatiion? Great! That's done iin less than a miinute. II want to change the viile vormat ov a document? II hafe to waiit so long II could run down to local 'covvee' shop, waiit iin /that/ liine vor 30 miinutes, get my order, run back to the ovviice and viind that the percentage bar had only mofed 4%. Efen the vree-to-use computers at the bookhiife are vaster than the one here....
Oh, iit seems that a vellow mediicull practiitiioner has vollowed me. What a vasciinatiing proviile piicture he has too! Maybe he's heard ov the now-solfed periil that was the sanctiity ov the Candiied Stiick organiizatiion system. One can always enjoy a good system ov sortiing.
Honestly iits placement leaves me ponderiing, why on Bervorus would a halv full tub of Candiied Stiicks be tucked behiind boxes ov patiient fiiles? Halv empty would be the proper term but II'm veeliing optiimiistiic about thiis ordeal
are-humans-capable-of-accurately-comprehending-and-engaging-with-the-alternian-quadrant-romance-system? ♥:-they-are-innately-and-intrinsically-capable-just-the-same-as-trolls ♠:-they-can-learn-but-may-not-understand-all-the-nuances-of-troll-romance ♦:-they-are-fully-incapable-of-accurately-experiencing-quadrants ♣:-nuance/other-(comment?)
II hafe told the ovviice about my hunt for the miissiing vlafor and they got a laugh out of iit, thankvully not at me. II, howefer, am stiill on the prowl. II wiill search efery iinch of thiis rock(locally, II cannot travel that var due to work obliigatiions) to viind /somewhere/ that sells the vlafor. Let iit be known that II diidn't go down wiithout a scuffle lookiing vor the gosh darn 'iindiigo razzberry' vlafored Candiied Stiicks!!!! >::‹
Happy Monday To You Too B!!! <>
oi was about to say thats ridiculous but then oi checked a takeaurt carton and found dubiously aged unlabelled cultiveition pills
oi REALLY need to start labelling things, you cen only tell saur many shades of colours apart like oi labelled the bonehurt juice, but the amnestic en the slaur paurtion are very similar in colour, en oim also under the effects of said amnestic saur oi daurnt trust moiself to label them roight now
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gog who gave me the last name aropma it sounds saur schupid @ my ancestor, fack you, we both sound schupid
YOURE LAST NAME IS BEAURO???
Please excuse the crude language, but thiis iis absolute hoovbeast manure. >::‹ All the local shops that hafe sold 'iindiigo razzberry' vlafored Candiied Stiicks iin the past hafe been completely sold out ov them vor the last periigee and apparently won't receiife any new shiipments untiil next sweep. IIt iirks me as thiis was the /fery/ last vlafored tub that was empty and now the entiire alphabetiical viiliing system iis lopsiided. IIv someone out there manages to happen upon a store that sells the miissiing vlafor please do briing iit to my attentiion so that II may riight thiis wrong to the system ov organiizatiion and all that iis dear. IImage attached to help wiith thiis hunt. >::≀
The ovviice has ran out ov the 'mango' vlavored Candiied Stiicks. We are all equally saddened that all the 'mangos' are now....mangone? Eh? But seriiously thiis iis quiite upsettiing news
that talentless guy just hated moi chitt about babe on a date? he fuckin mad as a cut snake
EDGY? )(US)( NOW, YOU VENOMOUS W)(ISPER. YOU KEEP YOUR PRETTY LITTLE T)(INKPAN WIT)( ITS JEWELS INTACT, W)(ILE MINE CRACKS OPEN TO LET T)(E MOONS IN. YOU'RE JUST A S)(OVE, A CRUEL NUDGE DOWN T)(E SPIRAL STAIRS! AND YOU KNOW IT, YOU SLY S)(ADOW—T)(AT'S T)(E PUNC)(LINE T)(AT STINGS!
T)(E PLEASANT )(OURS FLY 8Y MUC)( TOO SOON. I MISS W)(AT EVERYT)(ING USED TO 8E.
T)(ERE WAS A SOUND OF DRY LEAVES OUTSIDE. T)(E T)(REE STORY )(IVE WAS 8UILT OF STONE.
It Is Done!!!
You Got It B!!!
Anyone Else Wanna ThRow Hands On The Velvet Sometimes these Dumbass PlayeRs Always On My Tail To TRy And Kill My Ass!!!!